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dtb 07-13-2005 12:40 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
In a book I've pimped here before, The Know-It-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World, the author attends a Mensa meeting. I will pay your membership in Mensa if you promise to go to the meetings and report on them here.
Sold.

dtb 07-13-2005 12:41 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, some of us are not qualified based on any of the many standardized tests we have taken over the years, and therefore are really not that interested in learning who here is a Mensa candidate and why. Can someone IM me when the part of the day where we compare our LSAT scores is done?
Sorry, plf. No.

nononono 07-13-2005 12:41 PM
Sad
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Elimination is tonight, I believe. They will say who the bottom 3 vote-getters were, then those people have to perform an INXS song for the band guys and Dave, who will eliminate one of the three.
This sounds like a really long process.

Is it just me, or does Dave look a little waxen? Does he have really good skin, or is it the facial hair, or what? He looks airbrushed.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2005 12:42 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
In a book I've pimped here before, The Know-It-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World, the author attends a Mensa meeting. I will pay your membership in Mensa if you promise to go to the meetings and report on them here.
Neeeew, I think my first move will be to join a fundamentalist church. I already bought the digital video camera.

Yes, its been done. But not the way I intend to do it.

Shape Shifter 07-13-2005 12:48 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Neeeew, I think my first move will be to join a fundamentalist church. I already bought the digital video camera.

Yes, its been done. But not the way I intend to do it.
Don't touch the snakes. We don't want to lose you.

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greatwhitenorthchick 07-13-2005 12:55 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Trying to wrestle the Queen* of the Obvious title away from rp, I see.
I no longer wrestle with rp since that unfortunate kitty-scratching event.

robustpuppy 07-13-2005 12:56 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I no longer wrestle with rp since that unfortunate kitty-scratching event.
Don't be deterred. I've got plenty of neosporin.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2005 01:11 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, I don't feel bad. I've waged a war with my damned brain for years. Its a resilient son of a bitch, but one of these days, I'm going to pummel the fucker and slip into a silly blissful contentment of upper middle class cluelessness. I want to float around in my SUV, unaware of anything but the groccery list and next month's trial. I want to get numb enough to enjoy golf... Like Chevy Chase said in Xmas Vacation, be "The hap hap happiest [motherfucker] since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! ..." There's much work still to be done... I've got the bastard on the ropes, but he's holding on like Tex Fucking Cobb. Fool. He can't beat the good people at Stolichnaya. Not since they've invented that dastardly Vanilla variety... Nothing is tastier than fine lox and ice cold Stoli Vanilla. Cleanses the palate like nothing else.
Although it sounds like you throw a mean brunch, the rest of this post sounds like my version of hell.

TM

Replaced_Texan 07-13-2005 01:12 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Neeeew, I think my first move will be to join a fundamentalist church. I already bought the digital video camera.

Yes, its been done. But not the way I intend to do it.
I'd pay folding money to see you handle snakes and/or speak in tongues.

Not Bob 07-13-2005 01:14 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd pay folding money to see you handle snakes and/or speak in tongues.
For the last time, people, sebby will do those things -- HE JUST PREFERS TO FUCK!!!

Sheesh.

spookyfish 07-13-2005 01:28 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
For the last time, people, sebby will do those things -- HE JUST PREFERS TO FUCK!!!

Sheesh.
Way to take into account RT's preferences, you inconsiderate bastard.

spookyfish 07-13-2005 01:29 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although it sounds like you throw a mean brunch, the rest of this post sounds like my version of hell.

TM
You don't like golf?

Hank Chinaski 07-13-2005 01:32 PM
mensa
 
the discussion and pronouncements of people who actually remember, and brag, about LSAT scores shows why the truly intelligent, who qualify based upon IQ scores (which is the only real standard- the fact that it tries to boost membership by lowering standards- what does that say?) threw their invitations in the trash.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2005 01:39 PM
Logic question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Sold.
Translation: I already attend the meetings.

TM

Not Bob 07-13-2005 01:41 PM
Game on!
 
Back on ice: NHL and the union reach a deal in principle to end lockout (AP via yahoo)

Next news item -- Rangers re-sign Ron Duguay!

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