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ThurgreedMarshall 08-16-2005 05:38 PM
Attention RT
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Did they pick the Black family on purpose?
Ha.

Producer: Who picked this year's cast? Where's the black family?

Asst Producer: Uh, sir. We have a Black family.

Producer: No, no, you jackass. This Black family is white! It's all wrong!

PA: I think I have the family of your dreams.

Asst Producer: Hold on. I have the Niggars holding on line 1.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 08-16-2005 05:47 PM
Feel Good Hit of the Spring
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ahem. :hi:

In other news, Weezer's "Beverly Hills" is quite the catchy little tune. The mail room dude at opposing counsel's ofice looked a little shocked to see an old guy singing it yesterday in the elevator.

I just heard that today myself. I really like it.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-16-2005 05:50 PM
Bankrupt on a Wire
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. He deserves better than this. You'd think that all of those "Hallelujah" covers alone would have covered him. It was in Shrek for christ sakes! Sounds like the perfect time for another tribute album. It's been a few years since the last one, and I like hearing other artists' interpretations of his songs. Tori Amos's "Famous Blue Raincoat" and Billy Joel's "Light as the Breeze" are two of my all time favorite cuts.

And cuz I'm too lazy for a second post, Less, this is the Amazing Race 8 cast. I note that the GA super team didn't make the cut.

ETA: I like the set of sons-in-law, and that there's a beauty pagent trainer WITH her former Miss Louisana daughter in the race makes this look interesting. Did they pick the Black family on purpose?
His sales have dropped precipituously due to most of his audience having commiting suicide.

notcasesensitive 08-16-2005 05:51 PM
Feel Good Hit of the Spring
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just heard that today myself. I really like it.
Not for the first time, right? Didn't you agree with me a few weeks ago that the new Weezer effort was really wussy (wussy not being necessarily a bad thing in my estimation, but I'm guessing it is in yours)?

Beverly Hills is a fine song, though I wonder if they will pay themselves royalties for ripping off The Sweater Song.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-16-2005 06:01 PM
This could be you
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You should put some Apricot preserves on your balls and call the fringey.

eta: or maybe some bacon.
Heresy. Thats a recipe for a diabetic dog and very sticky balls. Ever try to get Magic Shell out of your pubes?

Try to use organic peanut butter. Jif and Skippy contain trans fats. Terrible for your pet.

Shape Shifter 08-16-2005 06:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Heresy. Thats a recipe for a diabetic dog and very sticky balls. Ever try to get Magic Shell out of your pubes?

Try to use organic peanut butter. Jif and Skippy contain trans fats. Terrible for your pet.

Ummmmm . . .



On so many levels.

Replaced_Texan 08-16-2005 06:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Heresy. Thats a recipe for a diabetic dog and very sticky balls. Ever try to get Magic Shell out of your pubes?

Try to use organic peanut butter. Jif and Skippy contain trans fats. Terrible for your pet.
Magic Shell is great in theory but awful in execution. It's impossible to ice everything down enough so the shell hardens.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-16-2005 06:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Magic Shell is great in theory but awful in execution. It's impossible to ice everything down enough so the shell hardens.
Too true. Once you're done icing, you've gone from Magic Wand to Magic Mushroom.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-16-2005 06:05 PM
Dumbshits trample each other for cheap laptops. News at 11.
 
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Originally posted by Gattigap

Lady, you brought your kids at 4:30 in the morning to wait and buy a $50 crappy used laptop and watch a woman wet herself. It's commendable to see your standards abruptly raised, but let's face it -- the climb ahead to respectability is still a steep one.

Gattigap
You wouldn't see a stampede like that for windows laptops.

ltl/fb 08-16-2005 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ummmmm . . .



On so many levels.
I am not a dog!

sebastian_dangerfield 08-16-2005 06:11 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Magic Shell is great in theory but awful in execution. It's impossible to ice everything down enough so the shell hardens.
You know... its probably a blessing the stuff doesn't harden. Were it to harden, it would peel off much like a Brazilian waxing. You'd find yourself shaved, with a handful of caramel pubic hair brittle.

LessinSF 08-16-2005 06:15 PM
Attention RT
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And cuz I'm too lazy for a second post, Less, this is the Amazing Race 8 cast. I note that the GA super team didn't make the cut.

ETA: I like the set of sons-in-law, and that there's a beauty pagent trainer WITH her former Miss Louisana daughter in the race makes this look interesting. Did they pick the Black family on purpose?
They are all so-middle America wholesome, I want to gag. Plus, low on the sex appeal, except for Megan Linz. That said, there is likely a high bickering element.

Replaced_Texan 08-16-2005 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know... its probably a blessing the stuff doesn't harden. Were it to harden, it would peel off much like a Brazilian waxing. You'd find yourself shaved, with a handful of caramel pubic hair brittle.
Well, my experimentation with the stuff was on a nipple, which made for a little less of a mess and/or potential for hair removal. Icing down a nipple feels rather good, actually, though it never got cold enough for the magic shell to harden.

Also, and I think I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating, popsicles: not such a good idea in retrospect.

Gattigap 08-16-2005 06:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am not a dog!
http://www.oddball-mall.com/knuckleball/knuckleani.gif

You can pitch that stuff, lady, but I ain't swingin'.

baltassoc 08-16-2005 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, my experimentation with the stuff was on a nipple, which made for a little less of a mess and/or potential for hair removal. Icing down a nipple feels rather good, actually, though it never got cold enough for the magic shell to harden.

Also, and I think I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating, popsicles: not such a good idea in retrospect.
Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.


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