Namaste, fats!
 

Then why does Sidd always refer to you as "Velvet?"

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I never ask whhether its good. If you can't tell from the reaction, you're not working hard enough, and its probably never good.

When I say going forever, I mean switching positions about four or five times without "exiting," and going balls out for the finale. I'm not talking about pile driving her into the mattress boards. You can go forever at various speeds and contort yourself so you can grind the hell out of her as you're going to make sure you're nailing the hell out of her clit so that she gets off a buncch of times. You can't concentrate on the long part of the stroek - you have to concentrate on hitting and pressing into her he clit. When you're drunk, you can do that for longer periods without coming than you can when sober.

Jesus, I just wrote a fucking Penthouse Forum article.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

I don't ahve to fake it *that* long to get pregnant.

Base Running
 

Wrong in one respect: the runners can advance at their peril.

the batter is out whether the ball is caught or not. Runners may tag-up after a catch or run if no-catch. Since the batter is out all forces are removed. Rule 2.00 Infield-fly.

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Translation: I have not yet realized that I have been lucky enough to fuck women who quickly figure out that if they don't make any noise (eta and move around), I'm never going to stop pounding away at them.

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Oh, yeh. If I didn't have chest hair everywhere else, I'd probably have to shave my nipples. That'd look nasty.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Look, maybe you and I just have different people flashing their tits at us. All Debbies are not alike, you know.

Namaste, fats!
 

That wasn't me. I'm Sandy.

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I am reminded of "Fake, fake fake, fake, fake, fake!"

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Dude, don't worry -- through this board you've been writing Stuff articles for years now.

Every time I see your face
 

"I just want your sweet young jimmy
Slamming, turning, ramming in me"

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Clarification please. When you say "nailing the hell out of her clit', you mean with the shaft while you are banging her, right?

Namaste, fats!
 

Oh right. You must be the one who sometimes gives the most incredible foot jobs.

Every time I see your face
 

You mean sprinkles.

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I was reminded of "Sometimes, its enough already and I just want to get some sleep."

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.

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Well, sebby cares, and he won't stop jackhammering away (with a twist at the end of every hammer) until I move around and moan. Especially if he has some liquor in him.

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Nice. But it's because they think you will come already, for chrissakes. I don' t care if you think about the 15 y.o., just get off me/let me get off you already.

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Just tell the guy you either (1) want him to come, or (2) don't want him to come.

Either should do the trick.

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Women fake orgasms?

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Who the FUCK is Sequels?

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Would you prefer "Honey, you're just not doing it for me. Finish up so I can go to sleep/get my vibrator"?

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God, you clearly have not fucked the same people I have. Sometimes, in response to encouragement to come, you get Mr. "Altruistic" "I want it to be great for you" who replies "did you come yet?" which is just fucking annoying.

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They're either altruistic or think they have something to prove, or are so stupid/sexist/weird that they think freud's theory on the superiority of the vaginal orgasm over the clitoral orgasm (I think Freud said it was "immature") was valid.

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(1) is dangerous bc it often leads to the "did you come" convo either before or after he comes. Or worse, "why didn't you come?"

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I think I'm going to cry.

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I can't decide what the meaning of you, me and paigow all being on the same page about this is.

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I have a clit?

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For a sec I thought this said "I think I'm going to come"

And I was like, Thank GOD, already.

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It means we'll laugh and laugh, but wistfully, in the home someday.

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That spinsters are way to used to their vibrators?

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Jesus, either is better than "are you going to come for me?"

What do you say to that? "Yes, sir"?

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That is an engraved invitation to start faking it immediately.

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Ladies:

What do you do in the situation where the guy just doesn't make you come? The first time is always a bust, but what about the next few times? Do you break out the chalkboard? Introduce the vibrator into the relationship? Walk?

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Don't blame the victims!

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Don't invite him back.

Wait, is this in the context of something other than a purely sexual relationship? In that case, hell if I know.

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Jesus, nobody has ever said THAT to me. I can see why you walked.

Do you guys ever lie and say you came? I can't bring myself to do that, yet I am not above the doing the fake. That's pretty inconsistent.

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We women are lucky - we can fake it if we have to. Not that I ever did with you, Pooky. Faked it, I mean.

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Never lied, only faked, and then, only to bring things to an end, and not with anyone I cared about.

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2. ETA and by faked, I don't mean going to the effort of like trying to feign the involuntary muscle contractions. But most guys who won't play through (who insist on me coming) don't seem to be able to tell the difference, or don't care. There generally isn't a repeat, so who knows?