Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

I've been AWOL. What is the purpose of this sock?

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Its stated purpose is to annoy you. It is glad you are back.

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It is doing a fine job. Keep up the good work, Ty@50!

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Typical. The guy with better self-promotion gets the praise over the guy who has been doing the job admirably for years.

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Can they revoke my honourary citisenship for that?

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It is not a sock by all indications. It is literally Ty posting from 15 years in the future. Thanks to Bill Gates.

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I didn't see any blogs quoted. I don't think it's literally Ty.

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Sorry man. I suck on so many levels. I will promise to try harder though, in the future.

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the blogs fall under the "much to regret" aspect of Ty's future existence.

Do I win a date with dtb for this?
 

Notice that she is staying within the alien lizard family, though. It's kind of sweet, really.

Do I win a date with dtb for this?
 

And I am famished.

Hm
 

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I don't think so.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

Yes, but let's not forget that I have dibs on death by a combination of gin, xanax and pastrami.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

The prescription meds & deli meats are all you. And fringey. Ironic, no?

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righteous.

NYC in Rocktober?
 

She's more doughnuts than deli. But, if you hadn't noticed it before, the number of things that fringey and I have in common is well beyond ironic, it's fucking frightening.

It's about time
 

Now, women can pee outdoors.

Equality at last. Not that we would. But now we can. Seems gross. Maybe that's just me.

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Halle
 

You're finally coming around.

TM

I don't know why I'm so surprised
 

They're English. The only thing more disturbing than their dental hygiene are their nude bodies.

Nobody favas a guvna covered in volcanic bacne.

Propecia
 

You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.

Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.

Propecia
 

Dissent. Once you've done all of the various sex acts a few times, the real thrill gets to be watching yourself in a mirror, or if you're lucky on film. What's the point of getting erections if you don't look good for them?

It's about time
 

Yes, at last, I can pee outdoors, because squatting never worked before.

Rather, I think squatting worked, but it didn't resolve my penis envy, which is derived entirely from the fact that I can't pee standing up (although I can hover like a champ).

I think they need a new diagram. The one you posted will likely result in wet pants.

It's about time
 

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The diagram is fine. Your vagina is too low.

Propecia
 

This is so true. Thank God my thick, wavy, Robert Plant-style locks so perfectly complement the large head needed to hold my uncommonly huge and powerful brain.

Propecia
 

How many guys would have filled in the blank with what Weedy did? He is uncommonly uncommon.

Propecia
 

You forgot to mention all the space the water takes too.

Propecia
 

We're away to Dunfermline this weekend - I predict a 2-1 victory. Do you want the text updates again or just the PM match report?

Propecia
 

Mind? Wit?

Propecia
 

My next post was going to be about my Robert Plant-style pants.

It's about time
 

It may very well be, but that's not entirely relevant.

The Grand Canyon is on my list of things not to fuck with. (Monday Night Football, thin mints, and teaching Mark Twain in public schools also being on that list.) There's a lot of haunting I'm going to have to do after I die. Grrr. (spree: article)

It's about time
 

Did you know that, when our ancestors started walking upright, their pelvises shrunk to support bipedal motion? That's why birthing is so much more difficult for humans than most other species. Flinty's wife can probably just pop them right out.

It's about time
 

It's speciesist to assume that Flinty is married to another monkey.

It's about time
 

Ahem. "Our ancestors"? Speak for yourself, monkey back. I was intelligently designed.

(No offense to you or Flinty. I'd gladly pick nits off either of you.)

I like this part:

"The project is still seeking an insurer, said architect David Jin"

Good luck with that.

It's about time
 

Otoh what else but a monkey would have him?

It's about time
 

You currently have a General Discussion Boardfecta going on.

Oops. I ruined it.

It's about time
 

Yes, it is the elusive Quadfecta. The Paigow invented it.

eta: I have it again