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Shape Shifter 08-16-2005 06:45 PM
Sorry to Out You, Slave
 
I'll Drink Starbucks if I Want, Hippies!

Posted: 8/5/2005 by: Alex Blagg

Smash the state!
As if the exorbitant rental market wasn't enough, part of the price of living in San Francisco is putting up with an endless stream of hippie bullshit. Even though there are more protests here than there are ATM machines, I'm usually pretty good about blocking out the stupid signs and bullhorned babbling of a bunch of morons with nothing better to do. However, this morning, as I was walking out of Starbucks with my coffee, still bleary-eyed and half-asleep, some dumb anarchist-punk-hippie-activist" yells at me, "KEEP SUCKING THAT CORPORATE COCK!"

Once the desire to sear her face with my hot coffee while cramming a cheese danish down her vegan throat finally subsided, I simply laughed and moved on, meditating on the mind-shattering stupidity of both her statement and her entire existence. See, San Francisco is full of these sneering, self-righteous assholes who think the fact that they choose to drink shitty coffee from some mom-and-pop place that can only afford to brew a fresh pot every six hours, somehow makes them some kind of anti-corporate superhero.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...9&SectionID=11

str8outavannuys 08-16-2005 06:47 PM
Clearing things up
 
1. Not Bob: I am 6'3", give or take a little bit.

2. Fringey, I'll go back to the old avatar in a little bit.

3. Ok, so y'all remember my thought about making some large paper with a goofy eBay auction? Well I think I've got just the ticket . . .

foreskin.

C'mon, is this the best idea ever? Would eBay give me the boot? What take should I use in the "item description?" What category should I list it under?

Help me out here. I'll donate a percentage to lawtalkers if it hits really big.

Not Bob 08-16-2005 06:48 PM
Vibrator talk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Shit. Again, I thought this* was rp writing because of the goddamn baby.

* eta the post to which NB was responding.
Jesus Christ. So did I, obviously.

Sorry, str8. You know I love you, right, man?

Gattigap 08-16-2005 06:48 PM
Sorry to Out You, Slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll Drink Starbucks if I Want, Hippies!

Posted: 8/5/2005 by: Alex Blagg

Smash the state!
As if the exorbitant rental market wasn't enough, part of the price of living in San Francisco is putting up with an endless stream of hippie bullshit. Even though there are more protests here than there are ATM machines, I'm usually pretty good about blocking out the stupid signs and bullhorned babbling of a bunch of morons with nothing better to do. However, this morning, as I was walking out of Starbucks with my coffee, still bleary-eyed and half-asleep, some dumb anarchist-punk-hippie-activist" yells at me, "KEEP SUCKING THAT CORPORATE COCK!"

Once the desire to sear her face with my hot coffee while cramming a cheese danish down her vegan throat finally subsided, I simply laughed and moved on, meditating on the mind-shattering stupidity of both her statement and her entire existence. See, San Francisco is full of these sneering, self-righteous assholes who think the fact that they choose to drink shitty coffee from some mom-and-pop place that can only afford to brew a fresh pot every six hours, somehow makes them some kind of anti-corporate superhero.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...9&SectionID=11

Well, the dumbass had it coming. Were the java bought in North Beach, all this ugliness could've been avoided.

ltl/fb 08-16-2005 06:50 PM
Clearing things up
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
1. Not Bob: I am 6'3", give or take a little bit.

2. Fringey, I'll go back to the old avatar in a little bit.

3. Ok, so y'all remember my thought about making some large paper with a goofy eBay auction? Well I think I've got just the ticket . . .

foreskin.

C'mon, is this the best idea ever? Would eBay give me the boot? What take should I use in the "item description?" What category should I list it under?

Help me out here. I'll donate a percentage to lawtalkers if it hits really big.
You should auction off the placenta.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-16-2005 07:03 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Also, I thought that you were saying that you can never get anything iced down enough for the magic shell to harden.

Can I have some of whatever you are on?
This is one of those occasions where you pointing out Sebby's tendency to be inconsistent is just annoying.

TM

ltl/fb 08-16-2005 07:06 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is one of those occasions where you pointing out Sebby's tendency to be inconsistent is just annoying.

TM
Sorry. It was just so glaring.

Wait, it's not always annoying when I point out his inconsistencies? Motherfucker.

paigowprincess 08-16-2005 07:26 PM
Preservationhall.com
 
Has anyone ever tried to order music from this site by any chance?

Hank Chinaski 08-16-2005 07:32 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.
she'd posted on this before. It was with Oscar the cement worker.

Hank Chinaski 08-16-2005 07:34 PM
Vibrator talk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In college, I wrote a column called "remedial media" (rip off from "Frank" magazine, highlighting blunders in other school publications). The less/fewer thing was one of my pet peeves and I frequently embarassed those jackasses at the YDN and the Herald for fucking it up. Much like hangin in a chow line, those were good times.
Was anyone famous on staff with you?

SlaveNoMore 08-16-2005 08:09 PM
Sorry to Out You, Slave
 
Quote:
Gattigap
Well, the dumbass had it coming. Were the java bought in North Beach, all this ugliness could've been avoided.
Concur. A defender of Starbucks burnt coffee deserves whatever ridicule he gets.

Penske_Account 08-16-2005 09:28 PM
Clearing things up
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You should auction off the placenta.
good thing I STP'd.

Yes, Str8, auction the placenta, if its a winner, I've got 3 you could auction for me. I'll split the profits 80-20%

paigowprincess 08-16-2005 09:31 PM
Clearing things up
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
good thing I STP'd.

Yes, Str8, auction the placenta, if its a winner, I've got 3 you could auction for me. I'll split the profits 80-20%
I just effed up your quadfecta. Merde!

And I just did it again, Mon Dieu!

Penske_Account 08-16-2005 09:42 PM
Clearing things up
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I just effed up your quadfecta. Merde!

And I just did it again, Mon Dieu!
"Ping! Pow!

Hank Chinaski 08-16-2005 09:53 PM
Clearing things up
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
"Ping! Pow!
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