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Hank Chinaski 05-24-2005 10:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am reminded of "Fake, fake fake, fake, fake, fake!"
But the Gran Marnier smell is pleasant enough, isn't it?

notcasesensitive 05-24-2005 10:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In my experience that's not usually true. Usually it's the "legs are going higher up and spreading further apart" move that says "put your arms under my knees and pin me down and fuck the hell out of me while holding my wrists down so I can't move at all until we both come.

Usually works pretty damn good. At least, it did back when I was in the game.

Why do most women have to be encouraged to get on top of me? Is it a laziness issue?
I can't speak for the women you've been with, but me on top is not my favorite position. I think this has something to do with physics and which positions acheive the deepest penetration. If you're into that sort of thing. Maybe Coltrane will post a diagram for you.

But... Variety, spice of life, etc. I'll admit that woman on top is most convenient for some activities.

lo-berry 05-24-2005 11:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll admit that woman on top is most convenient for some activities.
DP?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-25-2005 12:19 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can't speak for the women you've been with, but me on top is not my favorite position. I think this has something to do with physics and which positions acheive the deepest penetration. If you're into that sort of thing. Maybe Coltrane will post a diagram for you.

But... Variety, spice of life, etc. I'll admit that woman on top is most convenient for some activities.
You are all different. Some girls love the doggy/riding/pillow under the ass/etc. Others hate it. Others are meh.

Although, most of you seem to enjoy spooning.

And sometimes achieving the deepest penetration is definitely not desired. Possibly the opposite of desired.*

*no, this isn't my way of saying I have a big crank.

I have a big crank.*

*this would be my way of saying I have a big crank, if I were to say such a thing.

Fugee 05-25-2005 12:30 AM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am I the only person on the planet who finds Bryson insufferable?
I love the audio CD of "A Walk in the Woods" read by Bryson. A couple of Bryson books on tape made a road trip with the Fugee Mom across North Dakota and most of Montana bearable. He is better taken in small doses, however, lest one tire of his feckless traveller schtick.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-25-2005 01:38 AM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
A couple of Bryson books on tape made a road trip with the Fugee Mom across North Dakota and most of Montana bearable.
This seems like a pretty low standard, at least until you get to Bozeman or so.

Atticus Grinch 05-25-2005 03:12 AM
present for GGG gift for SB
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
And Paris Hilton definitley looks like a praying mantis with tits. your best yet.
I still prefer "Roger Daltrey + TITS = SJP." It bought Sebby a lot of good will in my estimation.

Alex_de_Large 05-25-2005 09:55 AM
Ginobili!!!
 
http://espn.go.com/media/nba/2005/05...inobili_sp.jpg

ABBAKiss 05-25-2005 11:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Me
Woman on top doesn't do it for me.
Are you a man or a woman? If you are a woman you are not doing it right and if you are a man you are a gay.

ltl/fb 05-25-2005 11:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's stupid. Unless you're sb, who would love it for obvious reasons.

The trick with ass-smacking is the caress and the anticipation. Running your fingers very lightly over the general area that will be/has been smacked makes for increased excitement (especially when it's red and a little welted). First you lightly graze the ass with your fingers, just kind of caressing for awhile. Then you stop touching altogether before the smack. I've found that varying the amount of time between smacks, when you're not caressing seems to work best. Then, as soon as that hand gets pulled back, they anticipate being smacked. If they can't tell when it's going to happen, they get a little wild -- sometimes trying to make you smack them. You must resist of course. Otherwise, you lose that anticipation.

TM
Not having the element of surprise as to when the spank is coming is what you would probably call rookie error. Nice job educating the masses, TM.

taxwonk 05-25-2005 12:18 PM
Every time I see your face
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You mean sprinkles.
Only with RT's sister.

robustpuppy 05-25-2005 12:21 PM
Every time I see your face
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Only with RT's sister.
Not if you want to see her again.

(Really, let's keep the story straight, people!)

taxwonk 05-25-2005 12:44 PM
I want to fuck you like a dog
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or like this guy who said "Come on, baby" over and over again, and then whacked my ass. Yeah, that'll do it.
Hey! You asked me to do that.

taxwonk 05-25-2005 12:47 PM
I'll take you home and make you like it
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, I'll play along. How are your breasts and your vagina since giving birth?
Damn it, Lizard. How many times do we have to tell you not to feed the trolls? Go to your room.

Pretty Little Flower 05-25-2005 12:48 PM
Dude, I'm not the brightest star in the sky
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
I love the audio CD of "A Walk in the Woods" read by Bryson. A couple of Bryson books on tape made a road trip with the Fugee Mom across North Dakota and most of Montana bearable. He is better taken in small doses, however, lest one tire of his feckless traveller schtick.
I enjoyed this post, but only in the context of the previous post.

taxwonk 05-25-2005 12:49 PM
Everything you want to do
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The trick with ass-smacking is the caress and the anticipation. Running your fingers very lightly over the general area that will be/has been smacked makes for increased excitement (especially when it's red and a little welted). First you lightly graze the ass with your fingers, just kind of caressing for awhile. Then you stop touching altogether before the smack. I've found that varying the amount of time between smacks, when you're not caressing seems to work best. Then, as soon as that hand gets pulled back, they anticipate being smacked. If they can't tell when it's going to happen, they get a little wild -- sometimes trying to make you smack them. You must resist of course. Otherwise, you lose that anticipation.

TM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose...

taxwonk 05-25-2005 12:55 PM
Every time I see your face
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not if you want to see her again.

(Really, let's keep the story straight, people!)
I didn't. I'm saving myself for preggos.

Replaced_Texan 05-25-2005 12:59 PM
Costume poll
 
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.

robustpuppy 05-25-2005 01:03 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
I vote Janis Joplin if you can do that song, although Courtney Love would give you a lot of freedom (heh) to get trashed and say and do completely inappropriate things. (JJ can of course party like a rock star, too, but my sense is she would get more despondent than wackadoo as the wastedness increased).

Either way, a specific costume is always better than a generic one.

Anne Elk 05-25-2005 01:04 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?

robustpuppy 05-25-2005 01:05 PM
Every time I see your face
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I didn't. I'm saving myself for preggos.
Okay, I think this line of joking has run its course.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-25-2005 01:05 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
Courtney Love would be the most fun.

However, if it were me, and I didn't have an ugly mole on my skull, I would shave my head and go as the cancer-striken Melissa Etheridge. Ever since I saw Natalie Portman's picture the other day, I have totally been wanting to shave my head. I almost did it on the weekend but stopped because of the ugly mole.

robustpuppy 05-25-2005 01:06 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?
The real one already is, so why worry about the costume?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-25-2005 01:10 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Would a preggo Britney be in bad taste?
Kind of drives home the point of planned parenthood pretty effectively.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-25-2005 01:12 PM
Everything you want to do
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose...
Whatever works for you. But I'd keep this one to myself if I were you.

TM

robustpuppy 05-25-2005 01:14 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Kind of drives home the point of planned parenthood pretty effectively.
Yes, it would, although ironically, because she and Kevin appeared to have planned their parenthood. Ick.

Did anybody catch Chaotic? I watched 20 seconds out of curiousity and had to turn it off. I almost had to kill my TV.

Replaced_Texan 05-25-2005 01:14 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Courtney Love would be the most fun.

However, if it were me, and I didn't have an ugly mole on my skull, I would shave my head and go as the cancer-striken Melissa Etheridge. Ever since I saw Natalie Portman's picture the other day, I have totally been wanting to shave my head. I almost did it on the weekend but stopped because of the ugly mole.
She looked gorgeous with the shaved head. You could probably pull it off very well also.

I'm hoping someone comes as Anthony Kiedis in just a sock.

Shape Shifter 05-25-2005 01:24 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She looked gorgeous with the shaved head. You could probably pull it off very well also.

I'm hoping someone comes as Anthony Kiedis in just a sock.
I don't sock.

Hank Chinaski 05-25-2005 01:27 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
go to the goodwill and try and find a purple suit. If you get lucky be Prince.

pony_trekker 05-25-2005 01:30 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
Anything that would result in your breasts being bare.

NotFromHere 05-25-2005 01:31 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
Ahh, if you had the hair to pull it off, David Lee Roth or Axl Rose would be awesome! Wear the pleather and get ripped! Or if you don't have the hair, recycle your Billy Idol outfit.

NotFromHere 05-25-2005 01:33 PM
Because I know Paigow wants to know
 
'Runaway bride' indicted over disappearance
Charges are making false statement and reporting false crime could mean up to six years in prison.

I'll save you from a repeat of "the picture."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-25-2005 01:33 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:
  • Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
  • Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
  • Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
  • Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
  • Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.
Go as the cowbell player from Blue Oyster Cult.

NotFromHere 05-25-2005 01:34 PM
Rob and Ambah
 
So Paigs - did you watch the wedding of Rob and Ambah last night? Did you Tivo so that you could watch it over and over? Was it beooooteeful?

And here is the cheeziest picture I've ever seen. Even if I did love Rob (which I don't), you couldn't put that shirt on my dead body.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...ed.vmedium.jpg

Replaced_Texan 05-25-2005 01:36 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
go to the goodwill and try and find a purple suit. If you get lucky be Prince.
No can do. The Purple Rain Luck of the Draw auction at Diverseworks is a few days afterwards.

Curse these not-for-profits and their creative attire events.

Replaced_Texan 05-25-2005 01:42 PM
Rob and Ambah
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
And here is the cheeziest picture I've ever seen. Even if I did love Rob (which I don't), you couldn't put that shirt on my dead body.
One of the biggest losses in my sister's freak car fire a few years ago was her "Made for Loving Him" pink baseball shirt. The name "Kelly" was ironed on in pink felt on the left breast.

Everyone really misses that shirt.

taxwonk 05-25-2005 01:43 PM
Everything you ever wanted
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, I think this line of joking has run its course.
Okay.

ThurgreedMarshall 05-25-2005 01:49 PM
Everything you ever wanted
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay.
Pussy.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-25-2005 02:12 PM
Everything you ever wanted
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay.
Pregnant women get anything they want. What a great excuse to stuff your face and get fat.

Alex_de_Large 05-25-2005 02:13 PM
Costume poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She looked gorgeous with the shaved head. You could probably pull it off very well also.

I'm hoping someone comes as Anthony Kiedis in just a sock.
http://philsland.blogs.com/photos/un...1706478950.jpg

Bear in mind that the average guy at this party won't necessarily look like this.


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