It's about time
 

Ask your sister, mother and father.

Propecia
 

Don't you mean Tommy Lee?

Propecia
 

I am not planning to do a female projectory but I suddenly have two depressing things to put on it. A new item on the doctor's probe list that I did not anticipate, and the choice betweeen being with a horny baldy or a full mopped eunich.

"Ping! Pow! indeed.

It's about time
 

All monkeys, huh? That explains why he's so touchy about the whole ee-vee-oh-ell-you-tee-eye-oh-en thing.

But it's designed to hold 72 meel-yun pounds, so it must be safe.

72,000,000/120 people = a lot of heavy backpacks.

Seriously, I wonder whether I could stand on such a thing. I had to inch my way onto that glass floor in the CN Tower and I only stayed long enough for a quick look down and a photo proving my courage. Every time a little kid would jumped up and down on it, or lay face down on it, I would hold my breath.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

I only set up that test to keep Spanky around. He hates drivel, which statistics show, is perpetuated by the low IQers who want to be as funny as us Yale types.

I later learned that keeping Spanky around wasn't really all it was cracked up to be. There were no more stalking stories, he never got IM and emailng with him about his escapades became too onerous, and he kept trying to control the Book Club.


This is not my best material. Sorry, I am a little depressed.

Propecia
 

Tommy Lee isn't really that big is he? I mean I've seen that big or bigger on a fairly consistent basis during my personal survey of sizes of those things. People make it out like he's a Digler.

Puhleeze
 

QB of 2-time national champion USC only needs 2 units to graduate.

Matt Leinart would like to dance away from USC with another national championship.

The fifth-year senior will have plenty of time to focus on football in his final season. Leinart is enrolled in one class: Ballroom dancing will fulfill the final elective for his sociology degree, The Los Angeles Times reported.

So, they charge you $16,000 a year for tuition and they offer ballroom dancing as part of the curriculum? Really?

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

But as depressed as I am, Penske always brings a smile to my face and a hearty guffaw. You people really do not give this wonderful poster his dieu.

I dub today Penske Appreciation Day

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

Someone bookmark this in case anyone ever wants a definition of "log-rolling."

Propecia
 

I am now wondering if this FBA is the penisman from my pre law school career. Club?

Propecia
 

As amazing as this sounds, I have never seen Tommy Lee's penis. I did see the Rob Lowe video though.

Propecia
 

I don't think my survey is 1/1000th of yours, but he's not porno big. Probably bigger than average, but not a freak.

Propecia
 

I saw portions of the video set to Barbie Girl in a gay bar in Dallas. Good times.

Propecia
 

I hardly think this is Robert Plant-style.

http://eil.com/artists/images/jethro_tull_cat.jpg

eta Mon Dieu! The name of this picture is "Jethro_Tull_Cat" LOL!!!

Propecia
 

right. a 7- or 8-incher, if I had to guess.


ETA - probably more like 7. which, of course, is perfectly acceptable for bragging rights in a craigslist post from what I can tell.

Propecia
 

Not really. It was better than "gut," which was his only other realistic alternative.

TM

Propecia
 

Mmmm, big furry guts.

Propecia
 

Does Mr. Man know about your "search"?

Propecia
 

This is

Your

Most p

Pointless

and

Irreleveant

Aside

Ever.

Propecia
 

Go run your BMI numbers again (use the real ones this time) and STFU, porkchop.

Propecia
 

That I read craigslist? Yes. He also knows that I post here, which is more than I can say for many of the SO's of board posters. I want to Zing here, but I'm going to let it go.

Incidentally, he also knows that I was not a virgin when we met.

Propecia
 

For someone with so many hours logged, your Google-fu sucks.

For the record, this is me with my tribute band, "Hairway to Steven."

http://www.buckeye-web.com/prox/images/srts.gif

Puhleeze
 

You didn't have a lot of weird ass PE credits on your school's catalogue?

Looking at mine right now, I can take Archery, Badminton, Dancing (sadly, it looks like no ballroom unless "social, beginning" is some sort of code), fencing, flag football, horseback riding, all sorts of martial arts. My best friend in college got his PE credit getting his certification as a high-school basketball ref. My brother failed canoeing (never showed up), but passed skeet shooting with flying colors (only the guy from Jordan gave him any challenge at all, the yankees at his school couldn't hit a barn if they were in it).

(ETA: looking this up, I note with great disappointment that my school has slipped in the Princeton Review rankings, though it's only slipped by one in the US World and News Reports rankings. The students seem to still like it. I also note that my sister's school is still in the top five for reefer madness, but slipped in overall party.)

Propecia
 

Why would you "Zing"? I wasn't looking for a literal response. It was a joke. You can search for any sized penis you like.

Propecia
 

Needs improvement. Try again, although this time pretend I'm PLF.

TM

Puhleeze
 

I received an "A" in beginner ice skating.

It's about time
 

My father says he never would have stuck it through that gloryhole if he knew it was your mouth on the other side. Also, less teeth, more tongue.

Penske Appreciation Day
 

Deux!

Merci.

Propecia
 

What?
Are you feeling OK?

Propecia
 

Some merit the A-game, some don't. That's just life.

Penske Appreciation Day
 

I think I may be the only celebrant.

Propecia
 

I know I'm going to regret this. But why is it pointless? Both sentences refer to an infamous sex videos. Unless you think Tommy Lee just runs around with his penis hanging out of his pants. How else would I have seen it?

Penske Appreciation Day
 

A few people IMd me, and I think NFH is down with it.

Ty@50, will Penske Appreciation Day become an annual event?

Penske Appreciation Day
 

Sort of. You and Paigow take a nasty turn, and when she takes over the board, the existence of Penske is observed, but closer to the way Goldstein in treated in Oceania circa 1984. Appreciation isn't really accurate.

Penske Appreciation Day
 

Yes, things fall apart, they tend to shatter.........

It's about time
 

The hole was clearly marked "Clinton". I'm told he was very quick. Apple, tree, etc.

Penske Appreciation Day
 

Festivus Miracle, my ass.

Penske Appreciation Day
 

I was an early adopter of PAD. sts. iykwimaittyd.
N'est-ce pas?

Penske Appreciation Day
 

Y,id, boc.