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notcasesensitive 08-16-2005 10:06 PM

K Race To Discuss
 
We are creeping up on 200k total posts on the site. Winner buys RT a gold-plated vibrator? Discuss.

Penske_Account 08-16-2005 10:09 PM

Clearing things up
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
4th best poster (17 tied for 3rd)
thanks for the add.

bold_n_brazen 08-16-2005 10:22 PM

This could be you
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I was young and in an experimental phase....I pretty much agree with you now. Though I've still not entirely given up on my quest to find out what's a more effective blow job aid: altoids, listerine breath strips or halls. balt, be warned.
Altoids. No question. The ginger ones are particularly spicy.

bold_n_brazen 08-16-2005 10:25 PM

This could be you
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a really sticky and gross story involving overuse of the cherry lifesavers when I was in college that seriously limited my willingness to experiment with candy-type items entering any holes (other than the mouth, for which such items were designed). Isn't most food experimentation more trouble than it is worth? Or am I just getting old?
When I was in college, a guy in Sigma Chi told a whole group of guys, which just happened to include the guy I had actually blown the night before, that I had blown him the night before using Crest toothpaste as an add-on. I can't imagine why anyone would think that Crest toothpaste would add anything to the equation, or that foaming at the mouth during a blowjob would be hot. But this guy, whose name totally fucking escapes me at the moment, did.

eta: Chad. His name was Chad. And I never got anywhere near his penis. Ever. And I liked Sigma Chis.

ltl/fb 08-16-2005 10:45 PM

This could be you
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Altoids. No question. The ginger ones are particularly spicy.
Old ginger altoids or new ones? I'm serious. They changed the formula. Maybe about a year or so ago. Just wondering if this is a pre-deep-sixing the husband or post.

Not Bob 08-16-2005 10:50 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
eta: Chad. His name was Chad. And I never got anywhere near his penis. Ever. And I liked Sigma Chis.
Dear Penthouse Forum:

I am in a fraternity at a large midwestern university. I always thought that your letters were fake, until I met this hot co-ed with a taste for oral hygine and fellatio.

bold_n_brazen 08-16-2005 11:13 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Dear Penthouse Forum:

I am in a fraternity at a large midwestern university. I always thought that your letters were fake, until I met this hot co-ed with a taste for oral hygine and fellatio.
Confidential to NotBob:

Last time I checked, Syracuse was not in the midwest.

Not Bob 08-16-2005 11:19 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Confidential to NotBob:

Last time I checked, Syracuse was not in the midwest.
Poetic license. I also gave myself a cooler name than "Chad."

nononono 08-16-2005 11:35 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Poetic license. I also gave myself a cooler name than "Chad."
Oh, come on. "Chad" is cool. Besides, Sigma Chi has a quota requirement for Chads. :-)

spookyfish 08-16-2005 11:38 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Poetic license. I also gave myself a cooler name than "Chad."
Jimbo?

ltl/fb 08-16-2005 11:49 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by nononono
Oh, come on. "Chad" is cool. Besides, Sigma Chi has a quota requirement for Chads. :-)
What are these greek things of which you speak?

nononono 08-16-2005 11:53 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What are these greek things of which you speak?
Large groups of horny boys with slurred speech and a penchant for acting out their sublimated desires by tackling each other periodically.

Ringing any bells? Yes, I know: how is that possibly descriptive enough to separate them from any other boys, right?

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 12:11 AM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Large groups of horny boys with slurred speech and a penchant for acting out their sublimated desires by tackling each other periodically.

Ringing any bells? Yes, I know: how is that possibly descriptive enough to separate them from any other boys, right?
Homoerotic initiation aspect? NTTAWWT.

nononono 08-17-2005 12:15 AM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Homoerotic initiation aspect? NTTAWWT.
Nah, that falls under the universal "tackling each other" part I mentioned, don't you think?

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 12:20 AM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 
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Originally posted by nononono
Nah, that falls under the universal "tackling each other" part I mentioned, don't you think?
"tackling" or "tagging"?


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