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ltl/fb 11-23-2004 05:04 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Too many syllables.

Swallow it.

See? No ring to it.

TM
It sounds just dandy to me.

robustpuppy 11-23-2004 05:06 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
In fact, he initially typed "swallow it." But since it was RP, he thought he'd better go back and get it right.
Excuse me? Sheesh, I leave for five minutes to squeeze in a little work, and I come back to abuse.

Replaced_Texan 11-23-2004 05:12 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Excuse me? Sheesh, I leave for five minutes to squeeze in a little work, and I come back to abuse.
Fringey, mark off RP as "doesn't like it rough."

ltl/fb 11-23-2004 05:13 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fringey, mark off RP as "doesn't like it rough."
I'm not convinced of that. "Work" sounds like it could have some hard edges and yet she was happily "squeezing it in."

robustpuppy 11-23-2004 05:13 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm not convinced of that. "Work" sounds like it could have some hard edges and yet she was happily "squeezing it in."
You are good with the nuances.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-23-2004 05:14 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fringey, mark off RP as "doesn't like it rough."
Suck it hard.

TM

Shape Shifter 11-23-2004 05:14 PM

Career Alternatives
 
http://wingwomen.com/

I really like that "franchise opportunities" are offered. Why not just start your own?

I originally learned of this story here.

robustpuppy 11-23-2004 05:14 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Suck it hard.

TM
But know that if your teeth make even the slightest contact, we'll be laughing at you, rookie.

robustpuppy 11-23-2004 05:15 PM

Career Alternatives
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://wingwomen.com/

I really like that "franchise opportunities" are offered. Why not just start your own?

I originally learned of this story here.
I don't like this idea. A girl might get the impression she's being approached for a group thing, only to be disappointed in the end.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-23-2004 05:16 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
But know that if your teeth make even the slightest contact, we'll be laughing at you, rookie.
I'm glad you have it committed to memory.

Live it.

TM

ltl/fb 11-23-2004 05:17 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are good with the nuances.
I'm highly attuned today. And getting nothing done.

robustpuppy 11-23-2004 05:18 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm glad you have it committed to memory.

Live it.

TM
I have been living it. Last week, I finally ditched the flashcards, and last night I went without notes on my wrist. I got two thumbs up!

Replaced_Texan 11-23-2004 05:19 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been living it. Last week, I finally ditched the flashcards, and last night I went without notes on my wrist. I got two thumbs up!
Up where?

pony_trekker 11-23-2004 05:19 PM

uniforms
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I like these jerseys/sweaters the best

http://www.torontomapleleafs.com/ima...ian_Leetch.jpg


waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Literally.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-23-2004 05:20 PM

Career Alternatives
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't like this idea. A girl might get the impression she's being approached for a group thing, only to be disappointed in the end.
Not if I bring Rastroglide.

Take it.

TM

ltl/fb 11-23-2004 05:20 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm glad you have it committed to memory.

Live it.

TM
Your heartless rejection of me earlier has become more understandable -- someone has mentioned my relatively small mouth to you. While I have received only fulsome compliments on the blow jobs I've given, your strong aversion to any contact, however slight, with the teeth would I believe cause you to be totally turned off by a blow job from me.

So, I'm sad, but I know it's just the unfortunate circumstances.

Shape Shifter 11-23-2004 05:20 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been living it. Last week, I finally ditched the flashcards, and last night I went without notes on my wrist. I got two thumbs up!
Did he enjoy it?

eta: Damn, RT. That was quick.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-23-2004 05:22 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have been living it. Last week, I finally ditched the flashcards, and last night I went without notes on my wrist. I got two thumbs up!
Up the what?

TM

eta: Damn.

pony_trekker 11-23-2004 05:22 PM

Fights and Sports
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
The best uniforms in football belong to Penn State. If Alabama left their player's names off of their jerseys (you don't need numbers and names to identify the players -- it's redundant), they would be number two. Not counting throw-backs, the normal Browns uniforms win in the pros. The Jets (when they aren't wearing green on green) come in second. Seattle and Buffalo are tied for last.

In baseball, the Yankees and the Red Sox home uniforms are the best. The Braves and the Giants home unis are tied for second.
Football: Packers, Browns, Steelers. Baseball: Yankees & Red Sox period.

Hockey: Leafs & Wings.

I don't get the football phenomena of wearing dark pants with dark jerseys. Very communist. Should be banned.

greatwhitenorthchick 11-23-2004 05:22 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm glad you have it committed to memory.


TM
Um, I'm not sure if I speak just for myself, but that was one of your greatest hits. Although not as detailed, better than my "Ultimate guide to Fellatio". I printed it out (not that I wrote it on my hand or anything, ever).

pony_trekker 11-23-2004 05:23 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Damn. Why is this never me? I have $80k in student loan debt.

NEW YORK - With just 78 cents in his savings account and $44,000 owed to creditors, parking attendant Juan Rodriguez plunked down $1 on a lottery ticket.

He won a $149 million lottery jackpot.

Rodriguez, 49, of Queens, bought his Mega Millions lottery ticket about one month after filing for bankruptcy.

According to court papers, Rodriguez had exactly 78 cents in his savings account and nothing in his checking account. He owed $19,486 on one credit card and $10,070 on another. And he owed the Internal Revenue Service $2,279.
Cool. I hope he is able to fucking stiff every goddamned creditor out of every goddamned cent.

NotFromHere 11-23-2004 05:35 PM

Fights and Sports
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yep. I like the color orange. I especially like rhyming the word "orange."
Then you must be a beaver fan.
http://store.fansonly.com/marketplac...5_detail-s.jpg

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-23-2004 05:53 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Cool. I hope he is able to fucking stiff every goddamned creditor out of every goddamned cent.
Wouldn't they get paid in full? Doesn't all personal property received from the filing of the petition to discharge belong to the bankruptcy estate? Am I a complete tool for ignoring the blow job thread? Do most girls like it when I stick a finger in their butts when going down on them? Have I apparently turned into a perverted Andy Rooney?

robustpuppy 11-23-2004 05:54 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wouldn't they get paid in full? Doesn't all personal property received from the filing of the petition to discharge belong to the bankruptcy estate? Am I a complete tool for ignoring the blow job thread? Do most girls like it when I stick a finger in their butts when going down on them? Have I apparently turned into a perverted Andy Rooney?
Yes.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-23-2004 05:57 PM

Fights and Sports
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I especially like rhyming the word "orange."
There's a place for you

(and, no, I won't link to chickslikefingersintheirasses.com)

NotFromHere 11-23-2004 05:59 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Am I a complete tool for ignoring the blow job thread?
Yes. And for ignoring the beaver thread.

taxwonk 11-23-2004 06:00 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It sounds just dandy to me.
I thought you didn't like special sauce?

dtb 11-23-2004 06:01 PM

Sex Differences
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am quite sure that [the creepy Civil War re-enactment guy's]postal scene would have involved period wear.
You mean, like, Kotex?

ltl/fb 11-23-2004 06:01 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought you didn't like special sauce?
YOU should continue to operate under that assumption.

taxwonk 11-23-2004 06:02 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Suck it hard.

TM
Mark TM down as "likes rough trade."

Shape Shifter 11-23-2004 06:03 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes.
What was this in response to?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 11-23-2004 06:04 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yes. And for ignoring the beaver thread.
Someone has to respond in order for it to be a "thread."

The Dryer Thread 11-23-2004 06:05 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Someone has to respond in order for it to be a "thread."
What the fuck do you know about threads, dickbag?

ThurgreedMarshall 11-23-2004 06:06 PM

Fights and Sports
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then you must be a beaver fan.
http://store.fansonly.com/marketplac...5_detail-s.jpg
You know what? You try so hard. I actually almost want to like you. Why don't you send me a photo of your tits?

TM

taxwonk 11-23-2004 06:06 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wouldn't they get paid in full? Doesn't all personal property received from the filing of the petition to discharge belong to the bankruptcy estate?
All property owned by the debtor at the time of filing the petition not otherwise exempt belongs to the bankruptcy estate. If he wins after filing the petition, then I don't think the creditors can reach it. Of course, if he wants to get his credit rating back up any time in the next ten years, he should voluntarily repay all the discharged debts, or, even better, move to dismiss the petition and pay off everybody.

taxwonk 11-23-2004 06:07 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
YOU should continue to operate under that assumption.
Fear not, liebschen.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-23-2004 06:09 PM

New Binion Murder Verdict
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Mark TM down as "likes rough trade."
She ran out of room on my page already.

TM

dtb 11-23-2004 06:09 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Wouldn't they get paid in full? Doesn't all personal property received from the filing of the petition to discharge belong to the bankruptcy estate? Am I a complete tool for ignoring the blow job thread? Do most girls like it when I stick a finger in their butts when going down on them? Have I apparently turned into a perverted Andy Rooney?
One follow-up question: How do you simultaneously get one finger into more than one butt?

Gattigap 11-23-2004 06:11 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
All property owned by the debtor at the time of filing the petition not otherwise exempt belongs to the bankruptcy estate. If he wins after filing the petition, then I don't think the creditors can reach it. Of course, if he wants to get his credit rating back up any time in the next ten years, he should voluntarily repay all the discharged debts, or, even better, move to dismiss the petition and pay off everybody.
Interesting, though he's so cash-flush* that I'm not sure he'd give a shit about his credit rating.






* For now. Of course, we all know that this state of affairs will only last through his first trip into Manhattan for hookers & blow.

ltl/fb 11-23-2004 06:12 PM

TM, time to brush off that "I quit" speech
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
One follow-up question: How do you simultaneously get one finger into more than one butt?
And one tongue onto/into more than one, uh, flower at a time -- though, that's easier.


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