Rob and Ambah
 

Yeah, but nice TITS! though.

Rob and Ambah
 

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You're easy. She looks a little like Shelly Long (in the face) in this picture.
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/...9-41696-sm.jpg

And without makeup, lighting and airbrushing.
http://www.yenra.com/survivor-two/am...ber-brkich.jpg

Everything you ever wanted
 

In case you'd forgotten, the joke was originally at my expense. Fartknocker.

Everything you ever wanted
 

No. It was at everyone else's expense (or at least to our chagrin).

TM

Rob and Ambah
 

Is there anyone you find good-looking? Regardless of whether she hearts Rob, Amber is hot. Objectively hot.

Rob and Ambah
 

Meh. But to each her own.

I stumbled across the stupid wedding show. I was enraptured for about 5 minutes. During those five minutes I formed the following two thoughts, which are two more than either of them deserve:

1) Rob has gained a fair amount of weight since the Amazing Race.

2) Why would someone think it's a good idea to give your fiancee a house as a wedding present, and that she would want you to decorate it? Aren't these things that husbands and wives decide together, except in dysfunctional marriages?

Rob and Ambah
 

Not true. Once NFH can locate an unflattering picture of a person on the internet, the person is no longer hot. Never to be laid again, except out of obligation.

Rob and Ambah
 

So let me get this straight. If you were deciding on the relative hotness of Amber and Wendy the Snapple Lady, they would come out about even?

I'm not saying that she's everyone's type. I just think that some people are objectively good-looking and she is one of them.

Rob and Ambah
 

How does this obligation thing work? I would have liked to know during my 4-month dry spell of 2004-2005.

Rob and Ambah
 

As if we didn't already know you're a cheapie when it comes to gifts, you don't have to go putting a "dysfunctional" label on a guy just because he spends big on his lady.

?
 

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

Should I Be offended?
 

So, I pass this bum (flower, he was standing in front of "the sign") with a "please help. Am grateful for anything. God bless" I look at him, then look away and I guess he caught me looking, cause he flipped over his sign and the other side said

FUCK U


The bums these days have no manners. Back when I was a kid the panhandlers knew how to work the pity better.

Should I Be offended?
 

You should be flattered.

Because, you know, I'm certain he really, really wanted to fuck you.

Rob and Ambah
 

Was that the comparison? Yeah, I'm sure she's hotter than Wendy Snapple. She's not superhot, although she's certainly good looking.

Rob and Ambah
 

I heart Brad. I think he's good looking. Waxy and all. I just don't think Angelina or Amber are hot. Amber looks too much like Shelly Long in that picture and I hate Shelly Long.

That said, I would not wear an I heart Brad shirt or those ridiculous Mrs. Pitt shirts that were so popular last year.

I would also not wear fuzzy slippers to the mall - which is a trend that is becoming alarmingly popular.

Rob and Ambah
 

Maybe not even out of obligation.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...6a.vmedium.jpg
I thought his facelift was bad during Boogie Nights, but he has become the male Joan Rivers. Or Michael Jackson in 15 years.

Rob and Ambah
 

I wouldn't go to the mall.

Should I Be offended?
 

Maybe they don't have manners, but they sure seem to have a great sense of humor. Give this guy a dollar for entertaining me. That's good stuff.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

A little late reply here, but this discussion reminds me of that MTV show "I want a famous face". Some of the people on that show just don't have a prayer.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

FUCK. STP. Damn it. This was like ONE post below the one I replied to. What a lazy fuck.

Rob and Ambah
 

Did I miss something? Like that Rob and Amber actually had to pay any of their own money for anything on the show?

Then again, I'm probably alone in not wanting a dream house in Pensacola.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Great minds.

Rob and Ambah
 

Whifflestiltskin!

Rob and Ambah
 

NFH, I was going to let you blow me for kicks, but you're just too superficial. Even for me.

Rob and Ambah
 

I don't want one either. I don't like big houses.

Rob and Ambah
 

Is that the result only if NFH finds it, or can anyone find the picture?

Your answer is critical.

Argh
 

Since when does yahoo use a stupid "you have mail" pop up? I did not select this feature. Someone make it stop.

Costume poll
 

Taxwonk has the hair to pull off DLR .

http://www.blackchampagne.com/band-n...-lee-roth1.jpg

*sigh*
 

I think my work located and cut off my backdoor into IM.

Damnit.

*sigh*
 

Dyslexia is a bitch. when i first saw this, my mind processed it as:

• I'm into backdoor.

*sigh*
 

I think it was more likely wishful thinking than dyslexia.

*sigh*
 

We'd all figured that out by now.

Costume poll
 

Wow. Diamond Dave has seen better days.

Costume poll
 

That's because he partied like a rock star. And didn't quit.

It's what 20 years of hard drinking, smoking and drugging will do to you.

Before
http://soulfarersstories.typepad.com...lee_roth_1.jpg

Costume poll
 

Nice codpiece.

But not as nice as this one:

http://www.filmspiegel.de/filme/uhrwerkorange/bild1.jpg

Costume poll
 

Not true. It's a coin flip. Sometimes the drugs work like formaldehyde and they come out fairly well preserved after hard livin'.

See, for example, Billy Idol, who will be at Lollapolooza this year in Chicago. http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbook...11_240x320.jpg

Costume poll
 

I saw him on TV and could not believe how well he has aged. Genetic lottery, I guess.

I wish I was in Turkey
 

What the hell is going on in Istanbul today? Holy cannelloni. I'm not going to spoil it for anyone who's tivo-ing the game, which I wish I was. When and where's it going to be shown or reshown on Directv?

?
 

I invented posting diagrams of sexual positions.

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...ersion_id=6841

http://www.infirmation.com/file-stor...rsion_id=12002

Costume poll
 

When we went to his show a few weeks ago, we were sort of in shock at how good he looked. And he's kept up his body too. His late-40-something/early-50-something torso was well admired by the crowd I was with.