Bald exes.
 

You mean youhave lustrous hair. I bet with that hair, and that wedding ring, you could get major ass every day of your life.

Sincerely,

Your Internet Girlfriend.

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I'd dip my balls in it!

Bald exes.
 

No, I meant lusscious. And I wear no ring.

* Actually, I bought the wrong size. But I do hate rings.

Bald exes.
 

On my flow chart, he's rp's internet boyfriend. Do I have this wrong?

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You do better when you have a couple of days to think about a response. Why put yourself under all this unecessary pressure by trying to respond same-day?

Bald exes.
 

That is a terrible thing to say about women.

Besides, the crafty thirty something tick tocker knows how to mantrap a worthier piece of prey.

Bald exes.
 

Is Mrs. D joinging us for our rendezvous?

Bald exes.
 

I believe I am mainly correct that SD will mostly agree that yes, you are wrong.

I dont think she is his type anyway.

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"Ping! Pow!

Bald exes.
 

Too large or too small?

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Next time you have to walk somewhere to get a pastrami sandwich, look down at your feet long enough to take two steps, and see if they look the same as they did in 1985.

Bald exes.
 

Milhouse's Dad sleeps in a race car bed. That's something.

Bald exes.
 

You may be talking about a different kind of ring.

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I'm trying to get my posting out of the way early, just in case I get a client this week.

Cybersex, one step further
 

Holy shit.
Spree: salon.com article

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Weejuns, no socks. Yep, just like 1985. And 1975, too, for that matter.

Bald exes.
 

Depends. My Livestrong bracelet also serves as a cock ring.

Bald exes.
 

Those are so cool. When my wife leaves me, I'm gonna get one.

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

I totally forgot to call you when I got back to town. I need a vacation from my vacation.


So, anyway, I read the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency (among several other books) while I was waiting out the rain in my tent and I loved it...thanks to all who suggested it.

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Most podiatrists have been recommending support hose for cankle control.

I could have told you this. (spree: article on how crappy movies make for crappy box office returns)

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Actually, my legs are my best feature. But thanks for your unhelpful observation, nonetheless.

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

:sobbing: :sobbing: :sobbing: Where's the love?

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

Dude, this is so beneath the Insurgency. While I gratuitously used the Book Club Board to page Shifter yesterday, I had good reason to do it that way for reasons I will not divulge here to protect the innocent. That said, this is embarrassing. Take it to IM.

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

You're just pissed you haven't had the opportunity to blow off Penske...or any FB'er for that matter.

Bald exes.
 

No, you are correct. I never proclaimed myself monogamous on the internet.

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You can make cankles go away by wearing socks? Shit, soon I'm not going to have anything over those bit titted fat ankled girls.

Bald exes.
 

Is that so? I think we need to talk. Its not you, its me.

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

PS-if you're ever planning a trip ANYWHERE, make sure there isn't some gamer convention in town that weekend. My red-eye flight which should have been empty and allowed for plenty of shut eye was filled with about a million smelly computer geeks coming back from some geeky gamer convention expo trade show thingy in Seattle. Total BS. smelly asses.

Bald exes.
 

Too large. I am scared of getting a ring stuck on my finger, so I ordered it large. Jeweler fucked up and ordered it waaaay large.

Bald exes.
 

You told me you swung on the internet. I feel so betrayed.

Not even soft swinging?

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

That's what happens when you blow me off. If you had called me, we would have shared some witty convo and lovely wine. The combo would surely have allowed u to sleep with ease on the flight, if not beforehand.

eta: you also missed a double feature of IM Canada highlight tapes at the house yesterday, plus the live webcast of the same. good times, good times.

Bald exes.
 

Now that I am nearing my MLC, I'm open to that concept. You're a catcher right?

Bald exes.
 

Sorry. Bad knees. Besides, you need to catch. You're at the age where you need regular colonic screening and cleaning.

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

I can guarantee that the flights out of SFO, Oakland, Sacramento and Reno on Monday and Tuesday next week will smell much, much worse.

BTW, if anyone's heading to the Playa, stop by the Damned Fucking Texans camp and tell Jim and Katie that I said hi.

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Soon?

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yeah, soon you fucking bitch.

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But you'll still have something over those big titted skinny ankled girls... So you've still got that going for you.

Bald exes.
 

I don't have a preggo fetish, and even if I did, tht is some wool I would not pull, some strange I would not tap. She is a little OCD for our tastes, don';t you think? Or does that turn you on?

Of the ladeez I would consider swinging with here, the list is pretty much Abba, bc she seems sexy and fun and I admire her spirit. But if I hit that, then you need to hit a fella and make it a foursome. My first choice would be Ollie but he is married and then the party starts getting a little big. This isnt a Joan Collins mmove from the late seventies after all. I would also consider PLF if he can leave the condescention schtick at the door, or Ironwood. But then we have the same problem.

Bald exes.
 

NTTAWWT.