Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

What the hell is this cowbell shit? Are you going to make me watch the All Star game to find out? Bastards.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Christopher Walken SNL Skit

Plaid is bad, and stripes are yipes!!!
 

Such beautiful economy of words, conveying so much. It is all clear to me now. Hys-fucking-terical, Christopher Walken!! And a cowbell! LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I can hardly breathe for the endless guffaws.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Jesuscriminy. Do you live in a cave? And does that cave not have cable, satellite, or a local NBC broadcast affiliate?

More cowbell. {Windows Media; involves, unsurprisingly, sound.}

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

We childless spinsters leave the house, er, cave on Saturday nights.

I would never have found this googling "cowbell" and "baseball." Maybe the baseball comes in at the end?

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

I'm not the defamer . . . but I do have a certain Harvard-grad/Al-Gore-Roommate-turned-Hollywood-Actor's personal email address.

I also saw this guy at brunch on Sunday at Los Feliz hot spot "Fred 62". (Is that a biscuit near my biscuit?)

http://www.hollywoodauditions.com/Ce...r_macnicol.jpg

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Okay, just how little is he, really?

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Photoshop magick for Keira Knightley's King Arthur poster, courtesy of The Defamer.

http://www.defamer.com/topic/keira-knightly-altered.jpg

Notwithstanding the need for enhancement, I still dub Knightley the best. porno. pseudonym. ever.

More on Brit tits
 

The Britney nipple photo is a PhotoShopped fake, says celebrity nude debunker. {The Defamer; no nudity in link.}

• At about 300% (3X) magnification, you can see a large portion above the areola that was obviously blurred using the smudge tool. Magnify a little more, and you can see large portions of the left boob that have been sponged or smudged to try and blend the coloring of the shot together. The big give away here is that this really changed a lot of the shadows of her hair and some locks seemingly stop nowhere.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

We don't have Tivo's either.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

OK, but now that you've seen it, it's pretty f'ing hilarious, eh? Did it ellict a couple of guffaws?

IMHO, it's probably one of the best SNL skits ever. Top 5 for sure.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Yet.

Not to detract from the focus on her TITS, but they also slimmed (on her? Jesus) down her (already pretty nonexistent) tummy, too.

You know I love Atticus, but I don't get the fixation on debunking. I don't need to know its not Brittney's boobies, or that K. was enhanced. I'm only privy to the image, so I don't care how the image differs from reality. I don't see the benefit in knowing the truth. All that matters is the image- why destroy it?

You think he'll tell his kids there is no Santa early on?

Take it to Politics, pal.