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notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 01:38 PM
When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
What about colorful, homespun ones? Because, if you're planning on getting rid of them, I just think that that dog won't hunt.
I believe those were baked in to Sebby's ban.

robustpuppy 05-09-2005 01:39 PM
When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Were we to ban metaphors, I'd implode like, like a... you know what I mean.

ETA: To the douchebag who may write "that's a simile, not a metaphor," pull your fat sweaty knuckles back from that keyboard. A simile is a metaphor.
Excuse me, but do you really think that anyone who might consider making such a comment is a douchebag with fat sweaty knuckles?

???

!!!

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 01:46 PM
When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe those were baked in to Sebby's ban.
I have it on good authority that Sebby is more full of shit than a showdog.

Hank Chinaski 05-09-2005 02:02 PM
When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have it on good authority that Sebby is more full of shit than a showdog.
Maybe someone (you?) could start cleaning up after him?

Shape Shifter 05-09-2005 02:08 PM
When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe someone (you?) could start cleaning up after him?
Nice try, but I'm no longer the Newber. Despite lo's spectacular initial postings, he's the Newber now and the job is his. Rules are rules.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-09-2005 02:29 PM
When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I believe those were baked in to Sebby's ban.
You have to walk before you run, ncs.

Not Bob 05-09-2005 02:37 PM
I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice try, but I'm no longer the Newber. Despite lo's spectacular initial postings, he's the Newber now and the job is his. Rules are rules.
Apropos of nothing, every time I see lo-berry's name, I inexplicably think of this guy:

http://www.goodrock.com/productpics/...umbs/b1579.gif

I blame my immaturity.

notcasesensitive 05-09-2005 02:42 PM
I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, every time I see lo-berry's name, I inexplicably think of this guy:

http://www.goodrock.com/productpics/...umbs/b1579.gif

I blame my immaturity.
not Boo Berry? That is warped. Boo Berry kicked Franken Berry's ass all over the cereal aisle.

Hank Chinaski 05-09-2005 03:07 PM
I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, every time I see lo-berry's name, I inexplicably think of this guy:

http://www.goodrock.com/productpics/...umbs/b1579.gif

I blame my immaturity.

every time I see fringey's name, I think of this girl:

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

Not Bob 05-09-2005 03:18 PM
I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
not Boo Berry? That is warped. Boo Berry kicked Franken Berry's ass all over the cereal aisle.
A ghost in a chapeau? Please.

http://www.ironfeather.com/images/booberry2.gif

Flinty_McFlint 05-09-2005 03:18 PM
I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
every time I see fringey's name, I think of this girl:

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg
Yes, but if you look hard enough, she has very kind eyes.

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 03:25 PM
Rotting From The Head
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
One thing that Mourinho and I both know personally is how all the bitchy little haters start gunning for you when you are at the top of your game. Ironweak can fling his flaccid insults in my direction all he cares to, but ultimately it will lead to nothing more than yet another stomping hissy fit on his part as he dissolves in frustration when his impotent barbs continue to miss the mark. In some ways I pity poor Ironweak, for if I am the Jose Mourinho of the FB, he is surely the Iain Dowie, a homely pudge of a man whose hapless and preciously-named Crystal Palace struggle to avoid relegation while Chelsea sits comfortably at the top of the table. If the positions were reversed, I cannot say that I would necessarily be above a little hating. Fortunately, I'll never have to know what that's like.
are you guys Spank Myasski and Whack Mypantski?

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 03:29 PM
05/07/05
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Mr. MVP
Would have trouble guarding Hank
"Two more for Terry."
Atticus is right
Haiku day comes once a life
Who wants to bedshit?

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 03:31 PM
selling jewellry
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would like to sell my engagement and wedding ring. Where do you think I could get the best price for them? E-bay? Pawn shop? Secondhand jeweller? I have never sold jewellry before. thanks.
I know a certain 35you spinster who has recenlty parted ways with reality. Can you put them in a baked alaska?

paigowprincess 05-09-2005 03:33 PM
Ugh
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I assume this works on the honor system... in which case it doesn't.

OR, the FDA is pushing for a law making it a fed crime to lie about having "pitched" or "caught" any games in the five years preceeding the sperm donation.

The question I'm stuck with is "Why five years?" There's no significance to that number.

But its nice to see the govt dealing with the weighty issues.

I truly cannot wait until Flynt digs up some pictures of James Dobson sucking off a 15 year old boy in a HoJo's parking lot. The idiot revolution was amusing for a while, but their shtick's getting old. Time to shoo them back to the trailers.

Oooh! Oooh! I know that one (hi dtb!!!). Its because if you havent had the gay sex in five years, it means you probably aren't a gay, but were just drunk. Gayness is hereditary. Crazy drunken one time anal sex is not.


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