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Icky Thump 10-04-2021 07:48 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 531930)
Speaking of rugrats--I'm not really spreading this on other social media quite yet--but after ten years of trying, unglodly amounts of money, lots of awesome science, and a very fertile woman from Florida who gave us 41 eggs (12 fertilized on ice), I'm pregnant with a boy due in March! 17 weeks pregnant right now.

A good hunk of y'all are sending them off and we're just getting started.

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Adder 10-05-2021 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 531930)
Speaking of rugrats--I'm not really spreading this on other social media quite yet--but after ten years of trying, unglodly amounts of money, lots of awesome science, and a very fertile woman from Florida who gave us 41 eggs (12 fertilized on ice), I'm pregnant with a boy due in March! 17 weeks pregnant right now.

A good hunk of y'all are sending them off and we're just getting started.

Excellent!

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-06-2021 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 531930)
Speaking of rugrats--I'm not really spreading this on other social media quite yet--but after ten years of trying, unglodly amounts of money, lots of awesome science, and a very fertile woman from Florida who gave us 41 eggs (12 fertilized on ice), I'm pregnant with a boy due in March! 17 weeks pregnant right now.

A good hunk of y'all are sending them off and we're just getting started.

I'm having a hard time not congratulating you on other social media as well so I just came over here to say congratulations again!!

-- Uncle Greedy, Greedy, Greedy

Replaced_Texan 10-06-2021 06:08 PM

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Awww, thank you all! We're very excited!

LessinSF 10-06-2021 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 531938)
Congrats, RT! Great news (which is hard to come by these days)!

Stina, I wish you the best, but I fundamentally do not think that people should become parents at my, your and Graham's age. I hope you prove me wrong.

Hank Chinaski 10-06-2021 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 531943)
Stina, I wish you the best, but I fundamentally do not think that people should become parents at my, your and Graham's age. I hope you prove me wrong.

They will.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-07-2021 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 531943)
Stina, I wish you the best, but I fundamentally do not think that people should become parents at my, your and Graham's age. I hope you prove me wrong.

Dude, they're going to be FANTASTIC parents. I mean, look at some of the miscreants on this board who have successfully raised children. These guys will be top 1%.

LessinSF 10-07-2021 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 531945)
Dude, they're going to be FANTASTIC parents. I mean, look at some of the miscreants on this board who have successfully raised children. These guys will be top 1%.

That is not my issue. It is the odds that older parents will die on the children early.

LessinLjubljana, Slovenia

Tyrone Slothrop 10-07-2021 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 531946)
That is not my issue. It is the odds that older parents will die on the children early.

LessinLjubljana, Slovenia

To quote the second-best Christmas movie of all time,
Well, it's a little late to get this kind of feedback.

Pretty Little Flower 10-07-2021 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 531946)
That is not my issue. It is the odds that older parents will die on the children early.

LessinLjubljana, Slovenia

You are right about the odds, of course. But as I have recently become painfully aware, regardless of when you have a child or children, betting on any odds regarding your own longevity can have disappointing results.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-07-2021 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 531946)
That is not my issue. It is the odds that older parents will die on the children early.

LessinLjubljana, Slovenia

Maybe they'll ask you to be a God Parent to cover that possibility?

pony_trekker 10-08-2021 02:47 PM

If I saw
 
Alex Berenson in New York wearing a mask was it really him?

Replaced_Texan 10-08-2021 03:48 PM

Re: Implanting Bill Gates's Micro-chips In Brains For Over 20 Years!
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 531946)
That is not my issue. It is the odds that older parents will die on the children early.

LessinLjubljana, Slovenia


Eh, maybe.

Neither one of us is in ill health at all. We've been tested out the wazoo for pretty much everything in order to do this, including a shit ton of psych stuff. We're both vaxxed (me triply so). The cardiologist was actually HAPPY if perplexed to see me ("we don't get totally normal hearts very often") and gave me a 0.05% chance of having a cardio event in the next ten years. G's dad was his age when his youngest sister was born and is still going strong. My family tends to live to the 90s plus, with one great aunt about to hit 104 next month. His is similarly long aged. We both work out, keep an eye on what we eat. Hell, he's a fitness professional. We have access to pretty much any and every health resource on the planet, and we take advantage. One of the psych people told us older parents tend to do better, because they have their shit together at this point, financially and general life wise.

We could get hit by a truck next week. Or die of breakthrough Covid. Or develop cancer (though it's not in either family at any great rate). Or get bitten by a snake. Or a gagillion things that could kill us. We have no intention of orphaning this kid, but I don't think anyone does.

I figured you'd more object to putting another being into this world, which is admittedly a fucked up place.

Hank Chinaski 10-08-2021 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 531951)
Eh, maybe.

Neither one of us is in ill health at all. We've been tested out the wazoo for pretty much everything in order to do this, including a shit ton of psych stuff. We're both vaxxed (me triply so). The cardiologist was actually HAPPY if perplexed to see me ("we don't get totally normal hearts very often") and gave me a 0.05% chance of having a cardio event in the next ten years. G's dad was his age when his youngest sister was born and is still going strong. My family tends to live to the 90s plus, with one great aunt about to hit 104 next month. His is similarly long aged. We both work out, keep an eye on what we eat. Hell, he's a fitness professional. We have access to pretty much any and every health resource on the planet, and we take advantage. One of the psych people told us older parents tend to do better, because they have their shit together at this point, financially and general life wise.

We could get hit by a truck next week. Or die of breakthrough Covid. Or develop cancer (though it's not in either family at any great rate). Or get bitten by a snake. Or a gagillion things that could kill us. We have no intention of orphaning this kid, but I don't think anyone does.

I figured you'd more object to putting another being into this world, which is admittedly a fucked up place.

The snake thing. That’s what would worry me. But I live where there are no deadly snakes. My advice to you guys is get out of Texas.

Icky Thump 10-10-2021 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 531952)
The snake thing. That’s what would worry me. But I live where there are no deadly snakes. My advice to you guys is get out of Texas.

Me neither. Then I saw a picture my wife took of a fucking baby copperhead on the path where I run.

So who can recommend good folding treadmill brands for a decent price?


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