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ThurgreedMarshall 07-21-2004 01:51 PM
meeee ow
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
What censors? Did I miss something? I thought we came over here from the Old World so that we could cuss and spit and belch as much as we wanted without fear of censorship.
I wonder if beating you with a dictionary or encyclopedia or something would help.

TM

barely_legal 07-21-2004 01:52 PM
meeee ow
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Barely: I am sorry I posted news about TAR without spoiler space. I don't know what I was thinking. Moreover, fuck off.
You are such a fucking waste of bandwidth. Don't you have some Avril tickets to sell or something?

Anne Elk 07-21-2004 01:53 PM
Soccer IS exciting. Really.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Instead of penalty kicks, overtime should be decided by pillow fights and kissing contests.

TM
I'll suggest that at the next league meeting, but I think we have to follow FIFA rules.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-21-2004 01:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
So he's a poor guy who wants to be able to spend whatever he wants of her money and thinks he is going to be so much smarter than a mere woman that he will be able to convince her of his ideas.
I think he thought he was going to be so much smarter than a mere female.

ltl/fb 07-21-2004 01:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think he thought he was going to be so much smarter than a mere female.
He might be smarter than his bitch, but I bet he wanted a woman, not just a female, for a wife.

It sounds like a fembot with a trust fund woulda worked for him, though.

bold_n_brazen 07-21-2004 01:57 PM
meeee ow
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
What censors? Did I miss something? I thought we came over here from the Old World so that we could cuss and spit and belch as much as we wanted without fear of censorship.
Ah, now I see. There's no head.

Shape Shifter 07-21-2004 01:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
So he's a poor guy who wants to be able to spend whatever he wants of her money and thinks he is going to be so much smarter than a mere woman that he will be able to convince her of his ideas.

Maybe that was more of a catch back then.
Broke Guy Seeks Dumb Chick? Maybe no smart woman would choose to be with him in the first place.

ltl/fb 07-21-2004 02:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Broke Guy Seeks Dumb Chick? Maybe no smart woman would choose to be with him in the first place.
Dumb Shapely Rich Chick. Maybe he was really hot? Or had tremendous amounts of power despite being poor?

Shape Shifter 07-21-2004 02:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Dumb Shapely Rich Chick. Maybe he was really hot? Or had tremendous amounts of power despite being poor?
Conveniently absent from the ad was a description of his cock, so I doubt it.

Sidd Finch 07-21-2004 02:02 PM
meeee ow
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
And I prefer to be referred to as a "chick," "cat," or "fox." Anything animal-related will do.

Bitch?

Shape Shifter 07-21-2004 02:08 PM
"created from love"
 
slave?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-21-2004 02:15 PM
Soccer IS exciting. Really.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'll suggest that at the next league meeting, but I think we have to follow FIFA rules.
I think league meetings should consist of tickling contests.

TM

NotFromHere 07-21-2004 02:16 PM
"created from love"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
slave?
Nah. That guy's in Houston and only engages in self love - often (not continously). He's not picky though, he's looking for a woman 4' to 6' 100-130 lbs. Tell you what, if he hooks up with a woman 6' and 130 lbs, he's going to have a lot of bruising from the protruding bones.

ltl/fb 07-21-2004 02:17 PM
Soccer IS exciting. Really.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think league meetings should consist of tickling contests.

TM
I think after NFL games, the losing team should have to blow the winning team.

ETA after everyone has had a chance to shower.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-21-2004 02:22 PM
"created from love"
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
slave?
Can you explain the following preferences to me?:

Height: 4' 0" - 6' 0"
Weight: 100 - 130 lbs
Hair: no preference
Eye Color: no preference

Why would he list 4' - 6' as his preference? Shouldn't he just say "no preference" like he did with Hair (I assume he'd like his female to have some and he doesn't care what color it is)?

I bet he wouldn't be so happy with a bald, 130 lb, 4' tall female.

TM


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