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NotFromHere 02-28-2005 05:27 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Tragicer looks wronger than tragicker.
Perhaps hella tragic.

ltl/fb 02-28-2005 05:27 PM
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To what? More banging? Of course it isn't. Bang away, baby.
Someone got you into a relationship using the rules? I find myself nauseated, and I don't think it's the rancid lunch meat.

Thank god they put a fresh bag in my trashcan.

SlaveNoMore 02-28-2005 05:28 PM
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ltl/fb
Did you see him this weekend? What are you going to wear on Wednesday?
Ashes?

Prince Spaghetti?

SlaveNoMore 02-28-2005 05:29 PM
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ltl/fb
Someone got you into a relationship using the rules? I find myself nauseated, and I don't think it's the rancid lunch meat.

Thank god they put a fresh bag in my trashcan.
Hey, I had to follow some rules at some point in my life, no?

futbol fan 02-28-2005 05:29 PM
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Ashes?

Prince Spaghetti?
YOur avatar is reminding me that it's time to refill my zippo lighter. Thanks!

Hank Chinaski 02-28-2005 05:30 PM
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Speaking of muffins, (a) my chocolate muffin this morning had no lumps of chocolate. Fucking starbucks. (b) at pleasurechesttoys.com, there is a rabbit-type vibrator called something like the Muffin Mauler. It's the cheapest one by far. I'm pondering getting it.
My god fringey do not scrimp on your sex toys.

ltl/fb 02-28-2005 05:30 PM
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Hey, I had to follow some rules at some point in my life, no?
She held out on sex, and you capitulated? Christ.

bold_n_brazen 02-28-2005 05:30 PM
Phoenix (for Paigow)...
 
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Coltrane, you can't legitimately trash Phoenix if you're basing your opinion on Scottsdale, which is the original "trying to be snooty but we really don't know how, so we'll make this street look like Palm Springs and make it look like we're richer than those bastards in Phoenix."
They have the one street, and yes, it's all strip malls. With dozens of "art galleries" which, on closer inspection, you see that it's all cowboy art and desert scenes and indian pottery.

Phoenix has an extremely large population of desperately poor people. And more trashy strip clubs per capita than any other place I've ever seen outside of Las Vegas.

I invented trashing Phoenix.
Wow, Coltrane, I bet you are proud of yourself now...

ltl/fb 02-28-2005 05:31 PM
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My god fringey do not scrimp on your sex toys.
Then send me a gift certificate, cheapo. You can tell your wife it's a licensing fee for your sig line.

Hank Chinaski 02-28-2005 05:31 PM
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Oh. I was going with "predictions in the post."

You have to admit that the flipper arms are more tragicker for fats like me. He may be able to reach around your slender waist -- I am out of luck completely.
And yet ironically he would be more likely to ask you out than the normal-armed.

bilmore 02-28-2005 05:32 PM
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I am commando every Friday and every other Wednesday . . .
Your life is more structured than I would have guessed.

futbol fan 02-28-2005 05:33 PM
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Then send me a gift certificate, cheapo. You can tell your wife it's a licensing fee for your sig line.
You gotta admit, the "Muffin Mauler" sounds about as enticing as the famous Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker of story and song.

ltl/fb 02-28-2005 05:33 PM
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And yet ironically he would be more likely to ask you out than the normal-armed.
which is why the sex toys are so important

ltl/fb 02-28-2005 05:33 PM
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You gotta admit, the "Muffin Mauler" sounds about as enticing as the famous Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker of story and song.
Exactly. Perhaps you could contribute to the toy fund.

SlaveNoMore 02-28-2005 05:34 PM
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YOur avatar is reminding me that it's time to refill my zippo lighter. Thanks!
Whereas yours reminds me of... er, nevermind.


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