uh...help me out here
 

You think too fondly of the past. It's always been the same crap.

TM

Teacher and Student Free to Copulate
 

What happened?

And speaking of tits, I saw the movie Swimming Pool (on dvd) this weekend. It's quite good, although funnier (if you know any uptight British women) and not as controversial as it is made out to be. I admire Charlotte Rampling for appearing totally naked (and looking great) in the same movie where for most of the time a 20-year old runs around with her top off.

Guilt
 

I've hit dogs, squirrels, birds, raccoons, deer and opossums. Hitting dogs troubles me. Hitting deer is expensive. Hitting the rest doesn't bother me nearly as much.

Teacher and Student Free to Copulate
 

I have a new roomie. Her TV is much smaller.

And great tits in Swimming Pool.

Guilt
 

Mr. Darwin says you shouldn't feel bad.

Guilt
 

Anyone who knows me in real life will tell you i don't say this often: Dude, slow down!


I have been told, and it works for me, to honk your horn when you see a squirrel on a suicide mission. THey can process the sound and run from it faster than they can process the speeding object.

uh...help me out here
 

Dear Thurgreed,
Per the faxed rules you just sent me...it's not really roulette if there are 6 bullets in the gun. Perhaps a proofreading error?

Guilt
 

OMG! Your parents are members of a yacht club...they must be like so rich, dude!

Guilt
 

God, how can you be so fucking stupid? Go back and re-read the post. Her parents aren't just members -- it is THEIR yacht club. Show some respect to your betters.

uh...help me out here
 

Tell that to someone who doesn't care about the future of the board Francis. We know better and deep down so do you but you have let yourself become a rube for the people who think posting links to the news of the day is content. And you have further degraded your bittersweet oeuvre with your constant attacks on Sunny. Let it go man and liberate your muse.

Or keep not caring and kid yourself that its meaningful to wallow in the unfunny crap of the proles.

confidential to Sunny
 

Stick with the lunchbox schtick, you got a good thing going there.

confidential to Sunny
 

Your sock is truly reinventing the board, Paigow! Brava! I can't believe no one has thought of this before!

Why do I think this is actually PLF?

confidential to Sunny
 

It has been done before. See Committee, Snarky.

confidential to Sunny
 

No way. This is too original. It's the uniquest!

Guilt
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by sunnybunny
OMG! Your parents are members of a yacht club...they must be like so rich, dude!

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That was the Big Whiffbowki. Or the Whifferino is you arent into the whole brevity thing

confidential to Sunny
 

Please. Most uniquest. What crap state school did YOU go to?

confidential to Sunny
 

Or maybe its more than one person. "People Who Care". Like, plural, genius. And its only brava if you have turned into a gay.

Paigs/

confidential to Sunny
 

BRAVA!!

Guilt
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by paigowprincess
Fyi, if you care, the term of the future is "tilting at proverbial windmills". And Atticus can change his sheets after each such use.

confidential to Sunny
 

Bra goes? My spanish is a little sketchy, but this seems like it might lack noun/verb agreement.

confidential to Sunny
 

Whiffayoureouttayourelementdonnie!

Guilt
 

Nuts.

In other news...


WARNING - DO NOT READ IF EATING

A tour boat loaded with passengers over the weekend was cruising under a bridge over the Chicago River when the passengers were doused with a brown liquid from above. (The road surface of the bridges here downtown are like large steel latticework grates with thousands of small openings in them.)

Turns out two charter buses crossing the river took the opportunity to empty the raw sewage from their toilets...


Link

confidential to Sunny
 

We have been reading your work for almost 3400 posts and the only funny thing we recall you saying is "that's like Jack and Diane without the claps" and we suspect that you did not invent that, so when you say "originial", remember Glass Houses.

Also, because we care, if you and Sequels have not yet acquired the joint checking account at Lincoln Park Savings & Loan then there is still time. Remember, unless slave and Less have a tres amigo then the cabelleros are just not gay enough.

confidential to Sunny
 

Good god. You're the FB's Chevy Chase circa now.

confidential to Sunny
 

Word from the wise. If you are going to get into a flame war with a sock, it is ill advised to lose the flame war. Why not take a few minutes and come back with something at least a little bit clever? Chevy Chase? Not funny.

God Bless You and Sequels. I look forward to many young, bland, unfunny midwesterettes in the future.

Guilt
 

Under all circumstances I was traveling within the speed limit. I would only exceed the speed limit to hit a bunny.

confidential to Sunny
 

Before this post, you struck me as more of a 52nd Street fan. Or maybe The Nylon Curtain.

confidential to Sunny
 

National Lampoon's Connecticut Vacation 6

Plot line: She's getting married! Sick of Dead shows and grayer than a London morning in October, Chevyette finally is going to get ass-fucked by someone she actually knows. And this time it's legit. Will Glenn go through with the wedding knowing how old she is??

Starring:
--That old broad from Titanic as Chevyette
--Margaret Cho as her hilarious friend Jill
--Gallagher as her fiance Glenn
--Ted McGinley as the President of the Greek Council and arch-enemy Stan Gable
--dozens and doezens of cats

Guilt
 

So, you're one of the like 10% who actually obeys the speed limit? Some how I don't think that's a normal characteristic for a self-proclaimed rageaholic.

Guilt
 

Oh my god. It's like knowing that a horrible accident is about to happen. I find that I cannot make myself look away, even though I know what I am about to see is going to be so, so ugly...

Guilt
 

Apropos of that (and this is, unlike much of my oeuvre, an Absolutely True Story), I stopped the Not Bobmobile on the morning commute to move a turtle out of the road. Rather than pulling its cute little head inside its shell, the turtle hissed and tried to snap my fingers off when I bent down to pick it up, scaring the bejezus out of me, and making the lady in the minivan who stopped behind me laugh.

I screwed my courage up to the sticking point, though, picked up the ungrateful little bastard, and got it out of harm's way.

I think that if there was going to be a race, this turtle would so kick the rabbit's ass at the starting line that it would win by default. And that I should get some serious karmic brownie points for not letting it become roadkill after it tried to eat my hands.

Guilt
 

Heh. My brother once rescued a similar turtle from the top of a fence post. Apparently another rescuer had come, found the turtle less than grateful, and decided to teach the turtle a lesson about manners. My brother said it wasn't particularly contrite when he came along and helped it down to the ground.

mmmm, bacon
 

I didn't know Fringe was festive. Good times.

What: The 11th annual Minnesota Fringe Festival

paging mmmmmmmm
 

What came to your mind when you saw the Audrey Seiler kidnap hoax unfold? If you said lighthearted hijinx, you are NOT alone!

Madison playwright John Sable saw potential for comedy and social commentary. His "Audrey Seiler, Where Are You?" was described by a local critic who attended opening night a week ago as "an entertaining romp with Madison's adopted reality television star."

Dead and Loving It
 

Former Mrs. Minnesota beauty queen found guilty of defrauding Social Security of $194,000

Only posted b/c she kind of looks like Martha Stewart. Another domestic diva is comin' to the Big House near you!

http://www.startribune.com/stonline/...Pmrs0810.e.jpg

Killer "Seinfeld" plot arrives six years too late.
 

The owner of the "helper monkey" who bit 2-year-old Tommy Romano at a Brooklyn grocery is a total faker, say neighbors.

http://www.nypost.com/photos/news08092004003.jpg

I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.

Killer "Seinfeld" plot arrives six years too late.
 

Jesus. I don't think that's a real monkey, either. It looks like a dog on a leash. Where's Flinty when you need his expertise?

Killer "Seinfeld" plot arrives six years too late.
 

Ty, you have a very sharp eye. That is not a monkey. I ran a full diagnostic on her and she is 100% canine. Well, she had a little monkey in her too at one point, but it wasn't permanent. Now, it's back to work.

Killer "Seinfeld" plot arrives six years too late.
 

Wow, I have asthma on occasion and poor circulation - I should probably get my own attack macaque.

Stooges in color
 

Personally, I don't care whether they're in color or not. They're just not funny.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...1p.hmedium.jpg
Sony’s Columbia TriStar home-video unit is releasing two Three Stooges DVDs that allow viewers to watch the original black-and-white or digitally colorized versions.

Purists consider it desecration, while Sony executives say the process can help introduce Hollywood classics to young audiences reluctant to watch anything in black and white.

The new Stooges DVDs, “Goofs on the Loose” and “Stooged and Confoosed,” contain four shorts each featuring Moe and Curly Howard and Larry Fine.

Roger Ebert says that colorization is a form of vandalism.
Of course, who cares what he thinks?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5651949/