Not your typical indy car driver
 

Does the vibration carry through to the finger?

Not your typical indy car driver
 

The little thing you attach to your finger is the thing that vibrates. Kind of buzzes, actually. Like a horny little bee.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Is Skip Barber famous? Who is he, anyway?

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Seems to have worked well for you. Nice.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

If it worked well shouldn't she have ahd a more restful sleep?

Not your typical indy car driver
 

This is how the nail polish got chipped, isn't it?

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Not a household name, but fairly famous.

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OK, just how many marrieds out there are having mindblowing, eathshatterin sex? Is this why the divos prefer to stay unmarried and cohabitate instead?

Not your typical indy car driver
 

"Better Than Billing" would also be a good engraving choice.

Costume poll
 

Inspired by ncs's recommendation I watched Britney - chaotic.

I don't have anythign to say about it except that how is going onstage in a bra, underpants and garter good for selling albums to 12 yo girls? Oh, and is Kevin Federline part chinese? He is one unctuous looking motherfucker.

Rob and Ambah
 

Sadly, I did not. I was unaware it was on. Its your job to tell me these things. That said, I wish them the best. THey seem truly in love. Its heartwarming.

Had I posted yesterday, I would have said that after Tues night, I thought Carrie woudl beat Bo. How could he have chosen Vehicle? The trump song or the elton song would have won it for him. Even, I, the great paigow, was not inspired to vote for him. Thats when I knew he was going down.

And why would they make Carrie's first single the (lame) song that Bo outsang her on? They need to put her in touch with Mutt Lange.

Rob and Ambah
 

Wrong. Ambah is one chin implant away from hotness. She looks a little turtley. Pretty eyes though.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

You know, I really should approach that company about doing some marketing on their behalf. I'd need to sample the product first, though.

Costume poll
 

recommendation? how they failed to make it even inadvertantly amusing is beyond me. maybe it could be a good drinking game show. women drink everytime Britney says "love", men drink everytime Fede-line mugs for the camera and social everytime they talk about how earthmoving their sex is. Probably still not watchable though.

Holy Implants, Batman!
 

Uh, if you had a mind and a life, you wouldnt be posting here, Miss-North-of-Four-Thousand.

Eleanor Rigby, Part 2
 

Translation:

WAHHHHH!!!! Why don't they ever call me for a second date?

Rolling Stone Today
 

Former JANE'S ADDICTION guitarist DAVE NAVARRO and model BROOKE BURKE will host the reality show "Rock Star: INXS". The winner of the CBS series, premiering July 11th, will replace the late MICHAEL HUTCHENCE as INXS' lead singer and tour with the band.

LENNY KRAVITZ, 41

Costume poll
 

Are we discussing the cinematic masterpiece "Hot Dog- the Movie" (which, by the way, is a great DVD to trap men to)

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Are Mr Man and I the entire statistical sample here? I think Baltassoc and Soup Sandwich both closed their eyes and jumped back into the wedded (bliss?) pool. ABBA and gwnc (and bnb when she gets that far) deserve at least 6 months post-divorce to enjoy their singledom before their proclivity to wed or not to wed is measured. Maybe rent some Bridget Jones and screw some younger men.

Oh, wait, I guess TM adds to your numbers. Having trouble thinking of other board divorce(e)s.

Costume poll
 

For other ways to trap a man, see http://thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com/

Rolling Stone Today
 

Lenny wins the whole thing? I think that some sort of spoiler warning was called for here.

Rolling Stone Today
 

I hate it when couples bicker in public.

Rolling Stone Today
 

The white area between the two sets of black letters is designated as what I call "space" to set the context of the first set of black letters apart from the context of the second set of black letters.

Rolling Stone Today
 

what does the second set of black letters mean? sentence format is fun sometimes.

Rolling Stone Today
 

That's RS and not me.

Translation: Lenny Kravitz has his 41st birthday today.

my dogma got run over by karma
 

She seems to have the same cleavage shot in each picture.

AI
 

You really don't know shit from shinnola do you? Don't you have some A&R guy's name to drop or something?

The A&R guy said "I don't hear a single."
 

Apropos of nothing, I believe it is spelled "shineola."

Oh, and sex as a married guy is great. I just hope that my wife doesn't find out.

Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week.

Rolling Stone Today
 

And this is news because...

Please repost entire Rolling Stone bit with your NFH sock. I have some great material here, but I don't want to make rp cry.

The craziest motherfucking dream I have ever had
 

It was on my (sugar?) walls. But gwnc was paying for it.

Rolling Stone Today
 

What's the matter? You miss try-outs?

Rolling Stone Today
 

I thought that was the Lenny over under to win. Str8?

You NEver Give Me Your Money
 

Just so you don't feel totally irrelevant around here, I will respond to your post.

You NEver Give Me Your Money
 

Of course you will.

Rolling Stone Today
 

Sorry for that. A thousand apologies, but I don't have time to sort through the 90% boring stuff on the board on a day to day basis. I will stick to stories of vibrators, race car drivers and heavily re-posted photos of various men and women.

Rolling Stone Today
 

Hey rp -- they may bicker in public, but isn't it cute that they share a sock?

Fucked up that they talk to each other through it, though.

Whhaaa?
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../la10305232138

Is that what murder does to your hair?

Whhaaa?
 

NOW you are playing with fire, bucko. I posted that yesterday. There is an amusing conversation about how bilmore might have gotten my disco mitt.

Whhaaa?
 

So I had this really crazy dream last night...

Whhaaa?
 

I wouldn't be so sure that was a dream.