Bald exes.
 

A buddy of mine was going around to couples at a recent wedding earnestly asking them if they wanted to soft swing with he and his fiancee. I thought it was hysterical (he got some pretty strange looks from people who couldn't tell if he was kidding). The technical definition I got from google is below:

Soft swinging - Couples get together and engage in sexual activity together, but they only have sex with their own partners -- no partner swapping; no mingling of bodies between couples. But a lot of watching does go on -- and possibly some touching -- a touchy matter best negotiated in advance. The hard line for soft swinging is no intercourse between non-mates. A wider definition says that any time a couple brings in a third party, they are swinging (threesomes). But in this case the third party would only watch or be watched.

Bald exes.
 

Pam, Tommy Lee and I soft swung?

Bald exes.
 

It was a reference to a famous exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor. Perhaps, if you know you are looking at something out of context, the more judicious choice would be to avoid leaping to conclusions.

Bald exes.
 

Hereby demonstrating the difference between looking at things in context and leaping over a wall blind.

Bald exes.
 

Fool. One might as well assume you will have the presence of mind to put on matching shoes in the morning.

Sports Betting Heart Attack
 

Paul Mitchell's "The Conditioner" - the only product that works as well for tcbing as it does on your hair.

Sports Betting Heart Attack
 

How did you come to know this? I may need to switch salons.

Monkeys and fried chicken
 

How does he feel about

http://67.18.37.18/1642/181/upload/av-1844.gif?

There's No Place For Us
 

Thank you. You just explained to me why I never* see any movies. Seriously.



*fine, "rarely"

There's No Place For Us
 

You realize that your skinflint ways are taking food out of the mouths of Owen Wilson's bastard children, don't you? For shame.

Metawonkawhiff
 

Last night I watched the finale to 6FU, and am now ready to discuss it.

Metawonkawhiff
 

Look, I didn't cry when I was watching it, ok? Did not cry. Just drop it.

I Hate My Parents
 

I'll never know what I've been missing.

"Cultural anthropologist Leonard Glick explores the history of the Snip from a skeptical perspective in Marked in Your Flesh, published this summer by Oxford University Press (serious scholarship, truly!). Glick acknowledges that in the book of Genesis, circumcision is the sign of God's covenant with Abraham. But then he takes the line of the anti-circumcision movement: Circumcision is painful, irreversible surgery to which newborn boys cannot consent. Its health benefits are marginal and overstated. And far from being an extraneous bit of flesh, the foreskin is "richly endowed with specialized nerves," making it 'the principal site of sexual sensation' in a man who has one. 'Circumcised men have lost more capacity for optimal pleasure than they will ever know,' Glick sighs. (He never comes out and says so, but his sense of loss seems personal.) In support of this proposition he cites the 12th-century Jewish physician and philosopher Moses Maimonides, who wrote that 'if at birth this member has been made to bleed and has had its covering taken away from it, it must indubitably be weakened.'"

http://www.slate.com/id/2124770/nav/tap1/

Metawonkawhiff
 

No?

Shit. Just ignore that PM, okay?

I Hate My Parents
 

Someone told me recently that American spies were often outted in WWI & II because almost every American male was circumcised and, for the most part, most Europeans were not.

I Hate My Parents
 

They must not have been very good spies. Why did they show their penises to the Germans?

I Hate My Parents
 

rent Europa Europa. Sometimes, when a grown up man and a grown up lady feel a certain way they want to show each other their piddlers.

I Hate My Parents
 

For what it is worth, and I speak as a penis-less person, I don't think it is all that much better. I've never noticed an appreciable difference of the sounds of pleasure of those who are cut and those who aren't. This is based on sample size of about 10-11 uncut, (and considerably more who are cut), but still, I think it's enough for a valid comparison.

I Hate My Parents
 

Thank you. I feel much better about my piddler now.

I Hate My Parents
 

Thanks. I need something else to be pissed about.

Bald exes.
 

Let's see...

Sebby wants to soft swing on the internet. PP allegedly told him she did. Sebby is internet boyfriend to both rp and PP. (Which is one of the world's funniest punchlines, if you ask me.)

And SS has a circumsized penis.

Anything else I should be noting?

I Hate My Parents
 

My guess is circumcision was started by Jewish women desperate for orgasms. Think of how much rampant premature ejaculation took place back in the day when all men had all those extra nerve endings...

Bald exes.
 

No, excellent recall... But please explain why PP and RP hate each other. Its got my net world in disarray.

I Hate My Parents
 

I'm not sure how I would have made it through junior high and high school with more sensativity.

I Hate My Parents
 

In the Old Testament, God really fucked with people. "Abraham, go kill you son. Ha! Just kidding!" I bet he was kidding about the circumcision thing, too.

I Hate My Parents
 

How come you didn't also link to this article about how it's okay for some men to be squicked out by watching the mother of their child give birth?

Covering Shape Shifter's ass on the research for board bill

I Hate My Parents
 

LOL! What a zany God we have. My favorite is Revelations. When's Bruckheimer's treatment of that going to be screen ready?

I Hate My Parents
 

ELAINE: Hey Jerry, you ever seen one?

JERRY: You mean that wasn't uh...

ELAINE: Yeah.

JERRY: No.. you?

ELAINE: Ya.

JERRY: What'd you think?

ELAINE: (shakes her head) No, had no face, no personality. It was like a martian. But hey, you know that's me.

I Hate My Parents
 

I bet most of these women whose husbands lose interest look like this:

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

I Hate My Parents
 

Exactly. My NRB rate was already ludicrous.

Bald exes.
 

I merely keep track of the whats. I cannot begin to examine the whys.

I Hate My Parents
 

I could not go commando with that sort of hypersensitive crank. Things would get way out of hand...

Its hard enough keeping the fucker down when it rubs the fabric the wrong, er... right, way sometimes when I'm walking.

I'd be jailed for public indecency.

I Hate My Parents
 

If God didn't want us to have foreskin, why did He put it there in the first place?

Bald exes.
 

But its a recent fight isn't it? RP you weren't fighting with her years ago were you?

I Hate My Parents
 

Not like that fake fat Britney picture NFH posted earlier today?

Bald exes.
 

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I Hate My Parents
 

didn't see it. I have nfh on ignore. I find it helps me pass the time in the grocery line reading the tabloids, if I don't go in already knowing the recent celeb divorce news.

I Hate My Parents
 

Intelligent dick-sign?

aV

I Hate My Parents
 

Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."

I Hate My Parents
 

or watch this season of Big Brother. Certain of the "houseguests" (Beau and Howie) quite enjoy showing others their "pee pees."