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Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-17-2005 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't defensive. But, i did invent the "Will Farrell sucks" post.
Re: Will Farrell sucks. I can list 10 skits on SNL in which he was absolutely hilarious:

-- Blue Oyster Cult - More Cowbell
-- Any time he is Robert Goulet
-- Dodge Stratus
-- Get off the shed!
-- The Lovahs
-- As George Bush
-- Celebrity Jeopardy
-- As Harry Caray
-- As James Lipton
-- Old Prospector Gus Chiggins (only on the "Best of..." DVD)


Plus, any time he appears on Conan O'Brien (especially as Goulet).

Phil Hartman can compete. So can Chris Farley. Not many others from 1990 on can even come close.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-17-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
There will be no post with 200000 on it, as there is no post with 100000 on it. Its a spurious victory. Plus the thing you said.
2. Although it is possible to go to post 200000. Who knew?

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I've always just thought of you as effiette-southern-liberal-commie-pinko, which has a certain ring to it.
You forgot faux-intellectual-elitist, but otherwise that is about right. No offence.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. Although it is possible to go to post 200000. Who knew?
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
Wonder what I'll get with my gift certificate?

Gattigap 08-17-2005 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


Plus, any time he appears on Conan O'Brien (especially as Goulet).
Speaking of, I found an improbable interview of Conan O'Brien, by Bob Costas, on Larry King last night. I realized that I've not watched O'Brien for several years now, and from the various clips they've played, it looks like I've missed some good bits. Oh, America waits anxiously for the day when he replaces Leno in 2009 and is shown an hour earlier -- well, I probably still won't watch it.

Carry on.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. Although it is possible to go to post 200000. Who knew?
You want to buy RT that vibrator instead, beeg beeg unofficial-200,000th-post man? If not, please stop spoiling honorary "Throw Hank A Bone" Day.

baltassoc 08-17-2005 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
Look, bitch all you want, your Hank sock's still got to pony up for hitting the 200K.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Look, bitch all you want, your Hank sock's still got to pony up for hitting the 200K.

Can it be slightly used?

baltassoc 08-17-2005 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Can it be slightly used?
I think she'd prefer the cash (on behalf of LawTalkers, of course) instead.

Replaced_Texan 08-17-2005 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
My trainer finished the Leadville, Coloardo 100 mile mountain biking race on Saturday in 8 hours and 58:11 minutes. He'd never done it before and his goal was to finish under 10 and a half hours.

The ONLY drawback in an otherwise perfect race was that he had a flat with four miles to go, and he probably lost four or five minutes fixing the flat. I pointed out that everyone else runs the risk of having deal with flats, so it doesn't make his awesome finish any less impressive. He agreed.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I think she'd prefer the cash (on behalf of LawTalkers, of course) instead.
How much cash could he get for his used vibrator? I suppose there's a niche market for those who appreciate his O'Reilly action, but still.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
I think she'd prefer the cash (on behalf of LawTalkers, of course) instead.
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!
I'm sure Mr. Man feels the same way.

baltassoc 08-17-2005 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!
Okay, I'd prefer she just get the cash.


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