Rolling Stone Today
 

If we didn't bicker in public, how would we ever get to have the public make-up sex?

Rolling Stone Today
 

That's really what we're trying to nip in the bud.

Rolling Stone Today
 

You mean MM and MR? Because MR is the more bitter sock.

And the jury breathed a collective sigh of relief
 

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - The judge in the Michael Jackson molestation trial Thursday spared jurors from seeing a graphic piece of evidence when he barred prosecutors from showing photographs of the pop star’s genitalia.

You NEver Give Me Your Money
 

I hate it when couples bicker in public.

You NEver Give Me Your Money
 

Please don't feed the trolls.

I'm Burt Reynolds, bitch!
 

Video of the slap.

http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/loc...145094335.html

Would have been funny if he got slapped back twice as hard.

TM

Tom & Sofia?
 

Lost amidst the Tom & Katie grossness is a report of whatever happened to the fledgling Tom Cruise & (the incredibly smoking hot) Sofia Vergara.

NFH? Anyone else? Did I miss the details when I was off in Montmartre?

Tom & Sofia?
 

His spinning class schedule made it too tough for them to get together.

Viggo Redux
 

Dear NFH,

The kind women of GoFugYourself.com confirmed that Viggo's unfortunate outfit (and did you see that mustache?!) was unrelated to any sort of paying acting gig. Such as a Broadway play or something. He was at Cannes. I would have replied to your original post, but my work computer hates me* (damn you yahoo IM!!!) and for some reason I've been having difficulty with the "reply" feature here.

Yours truly,
nCs




*softball!

I'm Burt Reynolds, bitch!
 

Talk about too much plastic surgery.

my dogma got run over by karma
 

I'm with the short hair crowd. She has an amazing face and long hair takes the focus away from it.

You know your geekdom is common knowledge
 

Robert Smigel had a show on Comedy Central for one year. It blew like nothing has ever blown 85% of the time. 15% was genius; to this day, I remember the five stages of grief by the mnemonic "Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal."

Smigel is inconsistent; you may have noticed that his "TV Funhouse" on SNL is only funny one out of four times. When it's good it's great, but no TV exec would sign on to those odds for a standalone show.

stp

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Does it tell time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad?

And Targreed's half mockie.
 

Can I get a ruling on this one? I'm hoping there's an IJOTD in here I'm not getting.

And Targreed's half mockie.
 

Nope. Just another misfiring synapse.

And Targreed's half mockie.
 

I was under the impression there were no synapses.

anyone else
 

questioning their ability to actually accomplish anything today?

aV

Not your typical indy car driver
 

It's the sports vibrator of the '80s.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Does it have its own Members Only jacket?

anyone else
 

No. I will get nothing done today. I've already come to terms with it.

TM

anyone else
 

I'm not going to even think about doing work until I successfully complete those "games" you posted two days ago.

anyone else
 

So burt's slap- it must be a bitch to be approaching death- life as an old man- when you were THE guy for awhile. Here he is, a sense of humor playing some wink/nod role in the remake and thinking everyone will remember the real Burt and then this knucklehead tells him that most young people don't have clue one about the original- so now his legacy is jusat the joke role.

The guy was a real man's man and could get any actress he wanted, now he realizes its all over. You and I will be slapping young lawyers soon enough, T. These other wimpy guys, ultimately maybe they're the lucky ones?

bilmore outed!
 

From http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/ (overheard in new york's little sister)

May 26, 2005
Well, She Was Lying Down in the Bed

Lawyer: Then why did you have sex with your cousin while she was sleeping?
Client: I honestly thought she wanted it. Really, I would never do anything to hurt her. I think of her like a sister.
Lawyer: Perhaps we shouldn't put you on the witness stand.

2605 E. Cliff Road
Burnsville, Minnesota

Oh Dear
 

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce..._bikini_03.jpg

Lindsay's boobies are gone.

my dogma got run over by karma
 

I was thinking the same thing. Why does Halle Berry have the same tits everyday?

Oh Dear
 

who is that? Do you have a better shot of the girl in the white bikini behind her?

Oh Dear
 

You and I both know we'd still love to screw her, anorexic coke whore or not...

But I'm guessing the sudden weight loss has probably converted her lucious orbs into pancakes with nipples on top. And I'm not a fan of being able to see a woman's neck veins and arteries through her skin...

So I'm thinking I'd only have sex with Linsey from behind.

Oh Dear
 

Looks like she peaked at 17, just like Britney.

Oh Dear
 

She must have lost about 30 pounds, and in what, a couple of months? Why would she do that to herself? I never liked her face, but her body just oozed sex, and she certainly wasn't flabby. Now if she gains the weight back it will probably go to her butt and thighs before her breasts. They won't be big again until Federline knocks her up.

ETA Jesus, she's not even 19 yet. When she's 30 she'll look back and wonder why she didn't like herself the way she was.

Costume poll
 

I don't recall DLR ever being a hard core drug or booze nut. I think he was a sex addict. But WTF do I know about VH? I stopped listening to VH when DLR left the band, which happened to coincide with my realization that the band was not very good.

Oh Dear
 

Maybe she did it to prove to everyone that her boobs are real.

Boo!
 

anyone else
 

Okay. But watch this.

http://abum.com/?show_media=7953

sfw.

TM

anyone else
 

Great thanks. Now productivity possibilities are for shit today.

Oh Dear
 

Translation: Why didn't I like myself the way I was?

TM

Boo!
 

I think her daughter looks remarkably cute and un-skanky.

Oh Dear
 

I knew someone would do that.

ETA that you didn't do a damned thing to help me with that snake. You're probably scared of little lizards, too.

Boo!
 

Courtney, on the other hand, looks like she ate Lindsay Lohan.

Oh Dear
 

Who you callin' little?