I Hate My Parents. And you.
 

I wonder why you felt the need to don a sock for this particular schtick.

I Hate My Parents
 

Accent shmaccent. Every man's scalped his way into the show dozens of times with liquor...

I Hate My Parents
 

True enough, but with the right accent, liquor is unnecessary.

I Hate My Parents
 

Fringey doesn't make the babies, but would be happy to entertain Chuck and his coworker during the downtimes. As long as they are hot nurses -- but nurses in porn always are, right?

ETA I am not into accents. And I don't think I know what an uncircumcised one looks like erect -- does it look the same as a circumsised one?

I Hate My Parents
 

No so much the orgasms, I think that it was Jewish women who were not so happy with having to do all that extra laundry.

I Hate My Parents
 

Male nurses are gay. Fuck. Even that joke was incomprehensible?

I Hate My Parents
 

Liquor is always necessary.

I Hate My Parents. And you.
 

If you switch my avatar for your's, and give me your login so I can post news stories I'll kill the sock.

I Hate You Back.
 

What do I get out of the deal?

I Hate My Parents
 

Ummmmmmmmm . . . . is this intended to be a reverse triangular back-flip whiff?

ANNOUNCEMENT
 

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Donations can be made to the Lawtalkers paypal site on the main page or you can contact me at replacedtexan@hotmail.com or via PM to make other payment arrangements. Please note in the Paypal "payment for" section that you are making a donation for the Red Cross so I can earmark the funds and properly credit Ironweed.

I Hate My Parents
 

But even the Pope acknowledges that we have a covenant. God don't breach no covenants.


ETA so I whiffed again. I've been very distracted lately. Not that any of you care. I'll try to do better in the future.

I Hate My Parents
 

1 Post hoc

2 I own all water themed whiff comments. I do allow them to be used, but never in an attempt against me. Please go back and edit.

ANNOUNCEMENT
 

Speaking of Katrina, Mr. Chick's entire family is from Jefferson Parish, outside NO. We can't accomodate all of them for the next month plus, and I am drawing a blank on extended stay hotel chains. It seems that there are Extended Stay Americas in the Houston suburbs that have availability, but I know there must be other chains I'm not thinking of. TIA.

ANNOUNCEMENT
 

Homewood Suites. Courtyard by Marriott. Now I'm blanking.

I Hate You Back.
 

The thanks of a grateful online community?

ANNOUNCEMENT
 

Residence Inn by Marriott, Sierra Suites, Larkspur Landing by Hilton, Hawthorne Suites, Bradford Homesuites.

ANNOUNCEMENT
 

Thanks! That gives a lot more options, and better locations.

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There are a lot in the med center for families of patients who are in one of the hospitals

I Hate You Back.
 

Then where would your 2 week old news come from? And the gossip. And Big Brother Updates. And pictures of Britney? You would miss me.

I Hate My Parents
 

Hank, this is a sad thing to do generally, and it's even sadder when copied.

I Hate You Back.
 

He meant that you'd be getting rid of this sock. Implicitely taking a position of supporting and admiring your work.

Of course, he is dull-witted, as further evidenced by this postion he has taken.

I Hate My Parents
 

Normally i would agree, but Fringey and I have a special relationship, and it fits somehow as used there.

I Hate You Back.
 

But if we switched avatars, and you kill the sock, who would I be?
I'm all confused.

I Hate You Back.
 

That. Is. Heavy.

I Hate You Back.
 

I Hate You Back.
 

Deux!!! :love:


eta: merde!!! STP!!!

I Hate You Back.
 

I could give you your choice of patentpara, ladyval or casserole.

ANNOUNCEMENT
 

There's one just inside the loop and just south of 59. I'm forgetting the name. There's also one on Westheimer, just inside the loop. I think it's called Extended Stay America.

I Hate You Back.
 

Please excuse the editorial comment, but I still am taken aback by admissions like this. In the present time socking has become about equivalent to child molestation. It's seen as an admission of lack of the intellectual strength to post in your own voice. None of the present day posters would ever admit to socking, and other than the lowest of the low they would not sock.

I mean this not as an insult at Penske, for his unfortunate condition is but an outgrowth of his times I suspect.

my albatross
 

Socking was an extraordinarily foolish mistake that has emerged throughout my life to haunt and embarass me, and has taught me in a very graphic way what one major mistake can do to one's life, career, and reputation.

I Hate My Parents
 

My memory is that they all look the same (more or less) when erect. This Overheard in New York indicates otherwise though:

Hipster chick #1: ...So I was giving this guy a handjob and he wasn't circumcised...it was so bizarre looking.
Hipster chick #2: I know, isn't it so weird? I'm all like, "What am I supposed to do with that thing at the top? Touch it, play with it, leave it alone?"

--5th & A

Link

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I would make reservations sooner rather than later. I have a feeling all long-term residency hotels even vaguely within travelling distance of NO are going to fill up pretty fast.

That said, my parents lived in a Residence Inn for 4 months after a housefire. They came through relatively unscathed, though my mother was trying to have dinner parties back in the house before the electricity was back on.

ed because I still can't type

I Hate My Parents
 

Your memory is faulty, at least based on my experience. I mean, yeah, they all look like penises, but that's like saying we all look like people.

You are not answering the question.
 

How are uncircumsized erect penises, as a group, visually differentiable from circumsized erect penises?

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

Her legs are very shinny.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

That is a disgusting picture. Cover it up. Why is pregnancy so revolting looking? IS there some Darwinian reason?

I look forward to all the teeny boppers who want to get themselves knocked up as a fashion statement. Britney really should be shot- she is bad for white trash america.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

I don't think the fat lady pictured is pregnant. That's just fat.

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 

There's always TrimSpa. Recall


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Boo!!!!

Bald exes.
 

Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.