Gavin's new girlfriend
 

Have you people seen Mayor Newsome's new girlfriend?

Britannie Mountz. Her myspace page said she was 19. Then when pictures of her and the mayor were printed showing her drinking wine, suddenly she was 26. Voter's registration says she's 20. And Republican. And a hostess at Aqua. Not a strip club.

That's her on the right.
http://www.meshsf.com/blogs/876528081_l.jpg



http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/200...is_symph07.jpg

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What did I do?
 

Which Michael Jackson?

Cable
 

I'm not sure that fringey and I were ever living in upstate NY at the same time. I was in Pennsylvania (my dad was working in the very department of a large university that her dad had departed to head for upstate NY) when she was in upstate NY. Then her family left the area (well, the part of upstate she was in was fairly removed from the part I was in anyway) I think before we got there.

But don't all the smart people who were ever raised in upstate NY get out? Have you ever lived there, man?

Cable
 

I am not from upstate. I went to college there. I left immediately thereafter with a vow never to return.

Like ncs said, have you ever lived there, man?

Perfect Saturday Night
 

Fair point. I'll go back to the Manfred Pledge.

What did I do?
 

I have never before seen Ty admit he is Caucasian w/o apologizing in the next sentence. Do you think he's finally coming to grips with his guilt?

Gavin's new girlfriend
 

She's not as good looking as Kimberly newsome. or whatever her name is that married villency heir

UPS
 

If the UPS tracking page says at the top that delivery is scheduled for 10/24/2006, but then says in the detailed information below that the package is "OUT FOR DELIVERY" as of 7:03 AM on 10/23/2006, when do we think it might be delivered?

Pubic Policy
 

I am not in favor of reckless pubic forestation. I am in favor of moderate, conservatovely groomed pubis hair. I am also in favor of shaved as a sort of interesting occasional move to shake things up, which can become permanent if the parties decide it is best.

What I am never in favor of are the half-assed Hitler cuts or Playmate superthin landing strips. Either have a bush or don't, but for the love of Jesus, make up your fuckin' mind about it.

You see one of those half assed bushes on a woman and you immediately think "Great, she's going to be annoying sooner than later about something..."

Omarossa's new tits
 

Two sizes too big. But considering the persona she's crafted sensible augmentation probably wouldn't seem right.

Gavin's new girlfriend
 

Too true. What's a Ferrari so long as somebody's selling Lamborghinis.

Cable
 

I admit it. I was raised in upstate New York. As a matter of fact, I was raised in a couple of different parts of upstate New York.

The people who built the Erie Canal so they could just pass through and get on to the Midwest knew what they were doing.

Cable
 

I feel dirty.

We went back every summer for several years. It's better in the summer.

Pubic Policy
 

Define "half-arsed Hitler" cut?



How about on guys? What if you see a guy all tiddied up in the locker room? Do you think less of him?

Cable
 

I still live Upstate. If you're ever on the Thruway somewhere between Rochester and Albany and don't seem to be anywhere, come on by!

It's a happening area -- we have services twice on Sundays!