Oh Dear
 

Smoking? No, but I've drank the studio-system star-machine kool aid.

Among the benefits, one of the next premieres that I get to attend is for a Charlize pic. Come to big papa, my little South African strumpet. Oh, and another one is for a movie including Sofia Vergara. Mmmmmmm, muy caliente.
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Oh Dear
 

Good trivia - Omar Shariff has won a world championship in bridge. He was once one of the world's best.

Viagra
 

I just saw a headline that said that blindness is a possible side effect of taking Viagra. I find this uproariously funny.

Oh Dear
 

She looks cheap.

Oh Dear
 

And to think there are those who would say the golden age of American cinema ended in the 1970s.

Oh Dear
 

Are you kidding? $1500/hour, minimum.

Oh Dear
 

South American labor usually is. But I think she gets good money for her calendar modelling, which ain't bad at age 33 or 34.

http://www.radioz.fm/chicas_zeta/dio...a_vergara1.jpg

Oh Dear
 

It's that expensive in the big coastal cities? No wonder I'm so popular.

Oh Dear
 

She looks much less cheap there. In fact, she looks pretty normal (in a very attractive person way).

Oh Dear
 

Why?

http://www.colombialink.com/imagenes...ofia/sof30.jpg

http://www.celebstation.org/models/s...Vergara-90.jpg

TM

[Yeah, I fucked up the margins. So what?]

Oh Dear
 

She doesn't there. str8 just picked a bad picture, or finds cheap hot, or something.

Oh Dear
 

I WAS IN THE POOL!!

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Oh Dear
 

My moral code just went nuts. I hope I don't have to walk anywhere for a few minutes.

God, I love early Summer. Its the only time you get wound up so easy that your moral code springs into action at the slightest sight of a great ass...

edited by The Omnipotent Not Bob to remove pic -- it was already posted once, so . . .

Viagra
 

Not when you have to work all weekend getting your business cards printed in braille.

Oh Dear
 

Is there anything better than a sun dress?

Well, maybe lifting up the sun dress, discovering commandoism and bending the wearer of the sundress over a couch, but I digress...

Oh Dear
 

The see through sheer sundress is awfully nice. The way it waves back and forth on the hips is pretty damned hypnotic.

I was thinking the other day about why from behind is such a great position. There's really no effort in it. Its not that much better - it just allows you to be lazy as hell, and go verrry deep. The leverage is just so perfect. Its the most ergonomically advantageous position for the mmale.

And Targreed's half mockie.
 

I am sorry . It shoud have read:

Is Federline half chinese?

Federline is an unctuous looking motherfucker.

Totally unrlated stream of consicous thoughts.

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/05/26/...udy/index.html

Northeast's drivers least able to pass basic written driving test.

Though, that may be more about non-enforcement of laws, and a substitution of a different set of rules -- one which makes it acceptable, for example, to pull into a right turn lane at a stop light/stop sign and then speed ahead and cut off the driver in the straight-ahead lane.

Oh Dear
 

I read this week's U.S. Weekly and Lindsay pretty much used that argument in her defense. WHoever the hell she is.

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

You didn't want it badly enough, toots.

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A guy waiting to turn left across traffic leans out the window to scream at the clueless Ohio driver who is not moving in front of him: Hey Cleveland! That's the only shade of green we got!

--57th & Park


Overheard by: Joan Quinn

Oh Dear
 

That's just mean. It's a two way street, and if you don't put up your end of the bargain, it's both of our fault. What I'm saying to you is lose more weight and try a little makeup once in a while. That "natural beauty" shit only goes so far.

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

Hobo: Yo, yo, you think you got problems? I'm homeless! I ain't got no money, I ain't got no food, I'm hungry! I ain't got nothin. You think you got problems? Yo, what's your problem?

Guy: I'm in law school, I have finals.

Hobo: Sorry, that's rough

I thought RT was back in Texas
 

I'll let somebody else smack you down for re-posting that, but it gives me the opportunity to mention that this guy has more serious problems -- the location (not quoted here Coltrane, wassamatta with you?) indicates that he attends Brooklyn Law School. Oy vey.

ETA: Can pony please let us all know when he's done rubbing one out so an admin can fix the margins? Thanks.

Oh Dear
 

She looks like Paula Abdul with TITS

Overheard in My Office
 

My secretary: I'm really going to miss Everybody Loves Raymond.

Other secretary: Yeah. What a great show. He's crazy.


(in both of their defence, they are really nice people and great secretaries - but I am astounded that people actually like that show - it's unwatchable).

Oh Dear
 

Can you post a pic of a see through sheer sundress that goes mack and forth on the hips, bc this doesnt sound like something one would wear in public unless it was over a bikini.

Does mmmm45346346 have a bad back?


2)

anyone else
 

Fuck you. I'm gonna become a thumb-breaker for my neighbor in the Russian mob.

anyone else
 

Fuck me? Fuck me?? I got a guy smart enough to find and break all five yo stubby fingers, so fuck you.

Oh Dear
 

No, the popular thing to say is "I wouldn't fuck her with Fringey's dick." Get it right or suck it.

anyone else
 

Since so many people have IMed to ask, i thought I should clarify.


At lunch, I told myself that I had decided to make myself name partner. The whole firm is overjoyed.

anyone else
 

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Have another drink, Paddy.

ETA: Alright!!! Hat trick, and they're all true Friday posts!.

Oh Dear
 

Especially when you're doing nothing and the girl is just backing onto your crank. It's like inserting the corkscrew and having someone turn the bottle for you.

Oh Dear
 

Lazy fuck.

Oh Dear
 

Slow down. The ash tray is about to fall off your ass.

Oh Dear
 

Huh? Did we miss the wedding?

Oh Dear
 

Yeah, but hitting the cervix has its downsides as well as its upsides -- at least for the person with the cervix.

Oh Dear
 

Did you not get the notice from the VFW?

Oh Dear
 

Elks lodge was booked?

The Minstrel Boy To The War Is Gone
 

Elks? You disappoint me. What's wrong with the Hibernian hall?

Self-hating Mick.

Aufwiedersehen to Crossmaglen
 

Paddy O'Furniture? Keep talking smack, fatboy. I'll be looking for you on your next vacation to the emerald isles.




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