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paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:28 PM

Bald exes.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, excellent recall... But please explain why PP and RP hate each other. Its got my net world in disarray.
I will tell you all aobut it at our rendezvous.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 06:29 PM

Bald exes.
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.
I've got a preggo festish... what can I say? I've run out of fetishes. It was bound to happen...

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:32 PM

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notcasesensitive 08-30-2005 06:33 PM

Bald exes.
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.
In fairness, it was public knowledge that they were internet bf and gf when you started hitting on him. Hussy.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:35 PM

Bald exes.
 
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In fairness, it was public knowledge that they were internet bf and gf when you started hitting on him. Hussy.
Nah, SEbby and I go back years. This must have been during her GA Wolrd Tour Gaping Gash PreMantrap Period?

Boo Berry 08-30-2005 06:36 PM

S
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Is this a game of hangman?

Is the next letter "T"?

Boo!!!!

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 06:37 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.
I have noted this duly and made the requisite changes to the pie chart.

I think the subject line has just become screamingly funny. But I have a weird sense of humor.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 06:39 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How are uncircumsized erect penises, as a group, visually differentiable from circumsized erect penises?
I think all penises are unique. That is, I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way. In my experience anyway.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:42 PM

Bald exes.
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes. It appears all my internet girlfriends have dumped me. I'm a peeved about it all, if the truth be told.
For the record, we were never Interent bf/gf. In fact, Sebby was my first. What happened with the preggo? Unrequited fetishism?

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:45 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
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Originally posted by ironweed
Do you feel that posting in the form of a question lets you off the hook of actually composing and typing a flame worth reading?
"Ping! Pow!

I hope I never get on your bad side.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:49 PM

I Hate My Parents. And you.
 
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Originally posted by notfrommensa
If you switch my avatar for your's, and give me your login so I can post news stories I'll kill the sock.
I gotta give it up for this sock's avatar. Maybe you can give it to bnb when you coopt the Not From Here News sock so she can play sexy dumb blonde.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:54 PM

I Hate You Back.
 
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Originally posted by Ty@50
Please excuse the editorial comment, but I still am taken aback by admissions like this. In the present time socking has become about equivalent to child molestation. It's seen as an admission of lack of the intellectual strength to post in your own voice. None of the present day posters would ever admit to socking, and other than the lowest of the low they would not sock.

I mean this not as an insult at Penske, for his unfortunate condition is but an outgrowth of his times I suspect.

Socking is a no-no under my regime? huh.




Mon Dieu!!! What happened to Grey Pubes????

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 06:58 PM

I Hate My Parents. And you.
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I gotta give it up for this sock's avatar. Maybe you can give it to bnb when you coopt the Not From Here News sock so she can play sexy dumb blonde.
I am neither dumb or blonde. I will cop to being sexy, ocassionally.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 06:58 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think all penises are unique. That is, I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way. In my experience anyway.
They're all ugly.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:58 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've got a preggo festish... what can I say? I've run out of fetishes. It was bound to happen...
I know. That's where Coltrane came from

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 07:00 PM

Michael Landonesque headed exes.
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have noted this duly and made the requisite changes to the pie chart.

I think the subject line has just become screamingly funny. But I have a weird sense of humor.
I fixed it.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 07:03 PM

Everyone stop posting
 
I am caught up. An hour of my life is gone and I need to work. Thanks.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 07:31 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They're all ugly.
Again, I disagree. Some of them are quite pleasant to look at. And some of them are just downright friendly.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 07:32 PM

Michael Landonesque headed exes.
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I fixed it.
Bravo. Well done.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 07:46 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think all penises are unique. That is, I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way. In my experience anyway.
So, like, if you looked at a guy's penis, you would not be able to tell whether or not he's circumsized? So how could gwinky possibly know that she's been mostly with guys who were, but also with a few guys who weren't?

Which is to say, WTF are you talking about, woman? and/or give me some of what you are taking.

str8outavannuys 08-30-2005 07:49 PM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think the fat lady pictured is pregnant. That's just fat.
I think it's a computer-altered image of Britney to make her look 300+ pounds. The text on the bottom of the image supports this reading, as does the fact that she's wearing the distinctive pink sports-bra and white pants from the "Hit me baby" video.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 07:52 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, like, if you looked at a guy's penis, you would not be able to tell whether or not he's circumsized? So how could gwinky possibly know that she's been mostly with guys who were, but also with a few guys who weren't?

Which is to say, WTF are you talking about, woman? and/or give me some of what you are taking.
Yes, of course I could tell if a penis were circumsized or not. Which is why I can say that I, like gwinky, have been with mostly cut penii but have encounted a few uncut ones along the way.

All I am saying is that each penis is different. You can't say all cut penises look like x and all uncut penises look like y, because well, each and every penis is different. That's all. It's quite simple.

notcasesensitive 08-30-2005 07:57 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes, of course I could tell if a penis were circumsized or not. Which is why I can say that I, like gwinky, have been with mostly cut penii but have encounted a few uncut ones along the way.

All I am saying is that each penis is different. You can't say all cut penises look like x and all uncut penises look like y, because well, each and every penis is different. That's all. It's quite simple.
And every sperm is sacred.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:12 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Yes, of course I could tell if a penis were circumsized or not. Which is why I can say that I, like gwinky, have been with mostly cut penii but have encounted a few uncut ones along the way.

All I am saying is that each penis is different. You can't say all cut penises look like x and all uncut penises look like y, because well, each and every penis is different. That's all. It's quite simple.
How is it that you can tell?

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:14 PM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think it's a computer-altered image of Britney to make her look 300+ pounds. The text on the bottom of the image supports this reading, as does the fact that she's wearing the distinctive pink sports-bra and white pants from the "Hit me baby" video.
I think it's a picture of a fat person in a pink-and-white outfit that has Britney's face photoshopped onto it, but I actually really don't care. My point was that the picture was not pregnancy-related.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 08:14 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is it that you can tell?
Because an uncircumsized penis still has a foreskin and a circumsized penis does not.

This is not that difficult.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:16 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Because an uncircumsized penis still has a foreskin and a circimsized penis does not.

This is not that difficult.
I know, which is why I am thoroughly bemused by your contention that there is nothing visual by which one can differentiate the circumsized from the uncircumsized. Of course now you are totally contradicting yourself, you freak. Did you get smacked in the head during the hurricane?

My question was really whether the foreskin is visible when the penis is erect. This stemmed from a comment/question from Sebby which I will go find.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 08:16 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Can you see this "foreskin" of which you speak when the penis is both erect and flaccid?
On some penises, you can indeed.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:18 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
On some penises, you can indeed.
If you can't see it on someone who is uncut, how do you know he is uncut?

ETA ah, it was Coltrane "Is it different when erect too, or only when flacid?" dtb non-answered by saying, "why would I have seen it flaccid?" and I brought up the question again. You then brought up this nonsense about how there is nothing to distinguish a cut penis from an uncut penis when you look at it.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 08:20 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you can't see it on someone who is uncut, how do you know he is uncut?
Presumably, prior to seeing the penis erect, you've seen the penis flaccid.

In the alternative, after seeing the penis erect, you will see the penis flaccid.

I cannot believe we are having this conversation.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-30-2005 08:21 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you can't see it on someone who is uncut, how do you know he is uncut?
The smegma would be one clue, I'd guess.

notcasesensitive 08-30-2005 08:23 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Presumably, prior to seeing the penis erect, you've seen the penis flaccid.

In the alternative, after seeing the penis erect, you will see the penis flaccid.

I cannot believe we are having this conversation.
Your answers have been quite hepful. Maybe a diagram or a picture would help? Any uncircumsized FBer's willing to post a photo on the Adult Board?

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:23 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Presumably, prior to seeing the penis erect, you've seen the penis flaccid.

In the alternative, after seeing the penis erect, you will see the penis flaccid.

I cannot believe we are having this conversation.
So you have spent all this time to say, yes, ltl, when erect you cannot see the foreskin but when flaccid you can always see the foreskin, or when erect you can sometimes see the foreskin but sometimes not, but when flaccid you can always see it?

I have only seen flaccid. As I said earlier. Hence my question about whether they look different erect.

Go find me the fucking website for the L'Enfant Plaza Hotel. I want to see what restaurants it has and what the room service hours are.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:25 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Your answers have been quite hepful. Maybe a diagram or a picture would help? Any uncircumsized FBer's willing to post a photo on the Adult Board?
They have not been helpful to me, since she says they are not differentiable by appearance, but then yaps about foreskins, which are apparently visible, but somehow do not affect the appearance.

I refused to blow the one I saw flaccid.

NotFromHere 08-30-2005 08:27 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb


Go find me the fucking website for the L'Enfant Plaza Hotel. I want to see what restaurants it has and what the room service hours are.
Here already

Scroll down for room service and restaurants.


bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 08:28 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you have spent all this time to say, yes, ltl, when erect you cannot see the foreskin but when flaccid you can always see the foreskin, or when erect you can sometimes see the foreskin but sometimes not, but when flaccid you can always see it?

I have only seen flaccid. As I said earlier. Hence my question about whether they look different erect.

Go find me the fucking website for the L'Enfant Plaza Hotel. I want to see what restaurants it has and what the room service hours are.
Yes. I thought that's what I'd been saying all along.

And I'm not your fucking secretary. Find it yourself.

notcasesensitive 08-30-2005 08:29 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They have not been helpful to me, since she says they are not differentiable by appearance, but then yaps about foreskins, which are apparently visible, but somehow do not affect the appearance.

I refused to blow the one I saw flaccid.
hepful. jesus. I was on your side here.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 08:31 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They have not been helpful to me, since she says they are not differentiable by appearance, but then yaps about foreskins, which are apparently visible, but somehow do not affect the appearance.

I refused to blow the one I saw flaccid.
I never said that they were not differentiable by appearance.

I was simply trying to point out that saying that all uncut penises were I-don't-even-remember-what is like saying that all jewish girls give bad head. Or that all women from Texas have big hair.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:38 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I never said that they were not differentiable by appearance.

I was simply trying to point out that saying that all uncut penises were I-don't-even-remember-what is like saying that all jewish girls give bad head. Or that all women from Texas have big hair.
Yes, and I was looking for the answer to a specific question. And if you weren't answering that question, you should have said you weren't answering that question.

And, "I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way" says to me that they are not differentiable by appearance. Especially when it was in answer to the question "How are uncircumsized erect penises, as a group, visually differentiable from circumsized erect penises?"

Unless "visually" and "by appearance" are somehow really very different things.

You are not smart enough to be my secretary.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 08:39 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
hepful. jesus. I was on your side here.
Sorry. I misread. Dinner on me?


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