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Its the new K race

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_brad_pitt

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I think gwnc and her (soon-to-be-ex-) husband are Jennifer and Brad. Who knew we had such fame among us?

"There's a beauty in our coming together, there's a beauty in our time together, and there's a beauty in this, for us," Pitt says. "I'm actually really proud of us. ... We've done it our way, and I love her for that. We've kept the love we have for each other."

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There is a beauty in my scooping NFH. Once this runaway bride thing goes away (and I thought it did), she is out of material. There is a beauty to it. I am really proud of us. IT is complex and multifaceted, but it isnt. Its beautiful

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Am I the only one who thinks he looks tired and waxy in this photo?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....ZETdHAJCHBrg--

He looks like someone, but I can't quite place it. At first I thought Stuart Smalley, but I don't think that is quite right.

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I brought you Brad. And Bennifer. I and II.

I saw that. He didn't really say anything.

Someone here should try this.

SinglesCruise.com
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— An exclusive section in the dining room. No more hanging with the newlyweds or grandma and her twelve grandchildren.

— Events (as much as possible) with an equal number of men and women

— Private SinglesCruise escorts to act as your group cruise director.

The night before sailing, they also host a pre-sail party to get your vacation started on the right foot. And, if the price is a factor, they offer a free roommate matching service.

Or Flirt Vacations.

Just imagine ten men, ten women, one exotic beach — in Mexico’s Riviera Maya. For the non sun-worshippers, 12 men, 12 women, one classic American hideaway — on a private plantation on a barrier island in South Carolina. And of course, for the world traveler, 10 men, 10 women, one groovy English Manor.

Flirt Vacations offers unique, fun, no-pressure getaways and events for upscale singles in selected metropolitan areas. They shy away from the mundane and seek a destination where every detail is covered.

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Very waxy. He looks like he should be playing the opening scene in Six Feet Under. Is he getting a statue at Madame Tussaud's?

And he actually looks like Benicio Del Toro (the eyes) and Christopher Walken (the waxiness).

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He looks liek the mantrapped offspring of Ryan Seacrest and Chairman Mao

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Wait, are you using endless links from tedious travel promotions to flame me? Thurgreed, can we get a ruling?

Oh, and just bc I am a spinster doesnt mean I am single.

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-Am I the only one who thinks he looks tired and waxy in this photo?

-Very waxy. He looks like he should be playing the opening scene in Six Feet Under. Is he getting a statue at Madame Tussaud's?

-And he actually looks like Benicio Del Toro (the eyes) and Christopher Walken (the waxiness).

-He looks liek the mantrapped offspring of Ryan Seacrest and Chairman Mao
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Are you all saying you wouldn't sleep with me, or try to mantrap me given the opportunity?

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I think that picture may actually be from Madame Tussaud's. I read somewhere (where in the world would I have read this?!?) that Madame Tussaud's tries to keep up with the times, so that in February (?), they had Jennifer Aniston's wax figure next to Brad's, but now they have moved Brad's so that it's behind Angelina's.

They are some pretty suave uh... museum operators. (Is it a museum? I guess so; that may be why they call it a wax museum. I tell you, nothing gets by me. At least, when my head is not up my ass.)

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God, the one time that have a picture that isn't professionally lit and completely retouched, and you all go to town on the poor guy. No wonder America's Youth is convinced it's ugly.

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America's youth is ugly. You been to a mall lately?

Cambodian Lyin'
 

Guess which one quickly became most tiresome the second time I heard about it?

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It's easy for you to look down on the rest of us, pretty lady, isn't it? Hm? From your "pretty lady" high horse. You think you are sooooo much better than the rest of us. Just wait till you have some kind of disfiguring scar of some kind. Then you'll feel our pain. Oh yes, you will, pretty lady. You'll be "Formerly Pretty Lady" or "Not-So-Pretty-Anymore Lady."

And we will laugh and laugh and point and laugh some more.

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America's youth is ugly. You seen the summer associate class at my firm this year?