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The cake wasn't for you. It was for Fringey.

Just shut up and sing, "Happy Birthday," before she throws acid on you.

NFH SCOOP
 

Spoken with authority.

The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 

I only Wonk for prizes:

http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor...08_240x360.jpg

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Which head?

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Oh, its her birthday?

Happy birthday, Fringey.

I'd rather enjoy acid at the moment. I was thinking that a few weeks ago when I had taken the ecstacy. I like the E. Its fun, like a mild, happy, consistent low grade blow buzz, but it lacks the creatures-crawling-the-walls and "seeing sounds" quality of acid and mushrooms. I worry that the kids in college these days might not get the proper amount of hallucinations on this E stuff. They need to truly lose their marbles a few dozen times. While I think this E thing is wonderful for old sods like myself, I fear its raising a generation of kids who think a mild wiring and overall happy feeling is all that good recreational drugs can offer. And thats sad, because they can offer so much more...

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for my husband? No, I have been informed that would send mixed messages and would not be a good idea.

for anyone else? Maybe, if they are under 30 and have a large penis. Or over 30 and have a large bank account.

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So thats it... I'm suddenly over the hill. If my wife leaves me - which she should have done already 30 times - I will be unable to grab a hot younger chick. What if I look younger? I have a solid sized crank and a new modern haircut. The paycheck's allright and I'll never demand hummers when you're not in the mood...

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You obviously haven't reviewed her FB dossier lately, have you?

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I love to give hummers. That would never be an issue.

However, I'm sure you would be able to get a younger chick - it's an older re-spinsterized cougar like me that might not be interested. But that's probably fine with you. It's win/win.

Cambodian Lyin'
 

78. Topsy-Turvy
gs: Eddie Little Sky (headhunter #1) Roman Gabriel (headhunter #2) Allen Jaffe (headhunter #3)

Gilligan bumps his head and suddenly sees everything upside down. The Professor tries to help by brewing an antidote made of keptibora berry extract, but the antidote causes Gilligan to see double. After consuming more juice, he sees four of everything. Meanwhile, the island is invaded by three headhunters who slowly capture all of the other castaways. Gilligan saves the day by serving the headhunters lots and lots of keptibora berry extract, which causes them to see "hundreds" of castaways running toward them!


b: 14-Nov-1966 w: Elroy Schwartz d: Gary Nelson

NOTE: Roman Gabriel, who played headhunter #2, was an All-pro quarterback with the Los Angeles Rams at the time of his appearance on the show.

edited by Not Bob, who says: "hank, your wish is my command."

Cambodian Lyin'
 

Space fuck! I was saving that one.:( :(
plus i put them in italics- that's funny!

Cambodian Lyin'
 

You're right, italics are funny. (see?) I fixed it for you.

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I see 20 year old chicks on th train and think, "Damn... I'd love to tap that..." Then I hear them talk and think "If they could only breed them without vocal cords..." I shudder when I think about how stupid I sounded at 20.

I assume you're trawling for late 20s guys. I can't imagine it'd be easy to screw around with a low 20s cat. You could hit it a few times, but eventually, you'd have to talk to it for a while...

Cambodian Lyin'
 

STOP TERRIFYING ME!

Rasslin'
 

Further proof that colonialism is not per se a bad idea.