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Kinda like this, but with diamonds instead?

http://uk.fc.yahoo.com/050521/46/fjhje.html (spree: Aretha Franklin, looking very un-legend like)

For all you Star Wars fans...
 

Boba Fett kicks it old skool.

spree: link to a blog post. Work safe.

Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 

She's Jocelyn Wildenstein, socialite and plastic surgery victim.

Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 

And yet she loves her new look. More cat-like she said.

Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 

Is there no way to make her look human? How many chin implants has she had? You could land a plane on her chin. How utterly terrifying. Does she think she looks good? Does anyone know why she hasn't sued the plastic surgeon who did that to her? Or was that what she wanted?

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[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=boca+tennis+woman/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=12q249erd/EXP=1117654151/*-http%3A//content.zabida.com/content/www_realty-pros_net/Tennis_woman.jpg[/IMG]

(just kidding, BnB, though this might work for your mum)

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Because she's not bad; she's just drawn that way.

Oh, and paigow, did you see "Empire Falls" on HBO? What did you think? I like Ed Harris, but I don't think that he was a good choice -- Miles is supposed to be a bit of a schlub, and Ed is too cool and handsome for the role. I never would have thought of casting Dennis Farina as Walt, but he's got the perfect blend of aging cockiness.

Another one from the bad plastic surgery files
 

Good lord. That was entirely uncalled-for. Gah. Ack.

For all you Star Wars fans...
 

:D

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Hah! I did not see it. I am sure they will rerun it one hundred times but I am still hoping to finish the book someday. I am a big Russo fan, but just cannot get past the part of the book where Miles is painting the church. The NYT did not like it, did you?

I understand it was shot on location in Maine. Was it Podunkesque?

And, lastly, thanks to Mario Cantone, I cannot read the words "Ed Harris" without a shrill queen in my head shrieking "Ed Harris? Ed Harris? Try Ed I have no Hairress".

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I sort of like Ed Harris, but have to get past two things whenever he is cast in something: the first, when in the Abyss, he slaps Mary Elizabeth Stuart Masterson Kate Ashley Mmmmmastrantonio in the face amd screams "Don't die on me, you bitch!" - and it works -- and the second is the cheesy proposal to the cheesy Julia Roberts in the cheesy movie where the annoying but generally not cheesy Susan Sarandon dies.

I also read an EW review of Empire Falls, which review noted that Ed Harris is too virile to play a man who never gave his wife an orgasm. I'd suggest another actor, but I can never think of anyone when I try to re-cast movies.

ETA when reading the book, I always pictured David Strathairn as the brother (is the brother's name David)?

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Have you seen Pollack? Apparently he is excellent in that.

I think Ed Harris is totally hot.

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No.

And yes. Definitely virile.

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Mom?

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It could have been better, but I liked it. I think that most critics have said that Russo shouldn't have written the screenplay -- he managed to committ both of the deadly sins of turning a complex novel into a movie: he left too much in (in total, this was a 3 1/2 hour movie) and took too much out (he relied on narration instead of dialog and action in telling some important stuff).

It was very Podunkesque. The scenes inside the Empire Grill could have been filmed at the Dew Drop Inn, and the crumbling factories along the Knox River look just like the crumbling factories out on Highway 64.

Nobody's Fool is still the best of his books. And it was a better movie, too.

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Loved Nobody's Fool. I will have to remember to rent Empire Falls when it comes out on video.

Tara Reid
 

OK, time to dish on Tara Reid.

Before and after bad lipo.
http://users.aber.ac.uk/cjo3/Tara%20Reid%202.jpg

you'll have to scroll down, but she's there in a green and white bathing suit. With a lumpy stomach. I would have said tummy, but, you know, it offends some people.

Overheard In the Office
 

That's Only If It's Inflamed
Guy: This song Ring of Fire is about Johnny Cash falling in love with June Carter.
Girl: Really? I thought it was about a rimjob.

--Pink Pony, Ludlow Street


Overheard by: Michael Roche

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His brother's name is David. Aidan Quinn played him, and was fine.

Miles is supposed to be kind of schlumpy -- Paul Giamatti would make a good Miles if he managed not to whine. (Wasn't his character in Sideways named Miles?)

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2.

I forced my way through all of them. There's an arc. Mohawk was too serious and dry/ the Risk Pool was funnier and better/ Nobody's Fool was very funny and great/ Straight Man was funny and still good/ Empire Falls too serious and dry

some day they'll remake Nobody's Fool with Adam Sandler

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Racist fuck.

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Why the fuck does this guy get any attention? I've never seen him say anything funny. Ever. You're not funny just because your gay. It's not the same as being fat. He is the worst comedian ever. (And that includes Rita Rudner.)

TM

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Did you see his recent standup on HBO? I have not but thought he was funny in SATC. But then I find Rita Rudner amusing (though her schtick gets old)

And speaking of standups, did you see "The bad boys of SNL"? THey showed some really old Chris Rock. He appears to be aobut 17 and though some of this material was the same, his delivery was totally different. Very strange.

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I don't ever laugh out loud at the internets. This was an exception.

LOL (hi PLF!)

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Tell that to Ant. I always get those 2 confused.
http://www.antcomic.com/images/galle..._W480_H420.jpg

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Gayness creates a rebuttable presumption of funniness (does not apply to lesbians). Mario has done some serious rebutting.

Deep Throat
 

I think more Allen Ludden. Or Harry Carrey.

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Your gay what?

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similar to your slave posts?

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Gayness creates a rebuttable presumption of Drama! (applies to lesbians).

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I was thinking Guernica, but whatever.

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BR(feeble attempt at Jazz Hands)C

question
 

what are spittle trays? Is that a real thing or a paigowism?

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I don't know what Jazz Hands are, but I must commend you on your smashing keyboard art skillz. Can you do a rendition of Beer Bottle Pyramid Cat or an assforest by any chance?

question
 

Ask one of the Bukkake brothers. They probably aren't around though. Its been a long weekend and they are probalby swimming in them (no pun!). Overtime! Ka-ching!

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You don't know jazz hands? this shocks me.

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Are they like spittle trays?

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the link worked at first

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Bring It On is one of those movies I am embarrassed to admit I love.

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I love it too. Today on the subway I saw this woman with a bag "Pantone Enterprises" and I thought of that movie - when the teacher calls him Cliff Pant One.