Weird
 

2. In most big city emergency rooms, most nights, there are 2 or 3 25-40 year old men with stressful white collar jobs having a stress induced "fake" heart attack.

That doesn't mean you shouldn't go to the emergency room though Coltrane. better safe than sorry.

Plus, if it is a fake one they usually give you a muscle relaxant shot- mmmmmmmmmm muscle relaxant shots.

Weird
 

You're probably right.

Weird
 

The short answer is yes.

The slightly longer answer is no, not directly, but there is a high correlation between people with athesma and people with allegies, and allergies generally trigger athesma attacks in people who suffer from both. While athesma generally develops in childhood, it can also develop in adults.

If it's occuring semi-regularly, I'd see a doctor, who can easily hook you up with some effective meds to keep it under control.

Weird
 

It's freaky. I've never had it happen before.

Rape deterrent
 

Right. That's what I've had to resort to as well.

What I like about this idea is that its very existence is a deterrent.

Weird
 

Like Tony Soprano, I feel as if this shouldn't happen to someone like me...

Rape deterrent
 

If I were a rapist in South Africa, I'd simply resort to sodomy as an alternative. I'm jsut saying.

Weird
 

And if it's a real one, they give you morphine.

Weird
 

If it's actually a heart attack, you should also be experiencing pain, either in your chest or radiating down your left arm. Other symptoms would include nausea, dizziness, and inability to focus attention. In other words, except for the pain, pretty much the way Sebby feels after too many vodka and Red Bulls.

Weird
 

I don't think I have asthma. I assume that would have manifested itself sometime during one of the marathons (or training).

Rape deterrent
 

Isn't that what you do in South Florida?

Weird
 

Just a little lightheaded. Thanks...this kind of info is probably calming me down...

Rape deterrent
 

Yes. But then we get jewelry.

Rape deterrent
 

bung bling?

aV

Weird
 

You could have asthma. I didn't get it until I moved here. Where many new kinds of weeds and flowers grow. And pollution. The stifling pollution. It's killing me. I thought I was choking one night. It feels like someone is standing on your throat. Sometimes that someone is standing on your chest. When the pulmonologist said asthma, I said I don't have asthma. I would have had it by now.

I was wrong, he was right. But it's because of environmental changes. Blame Bush, it's the global warming.

Penises
 

I'm having deja vu. from yesterday.

Weird
 

Anything going on right now that's particularly stressful? Sounds like anxiety to me.

ETA: around here, hay season, round two just started. Could be that you've developed an allergy and it's just now manifesting itself.

Weird
 

You're probably right re: stress. I was reamed by a judge earlier this week and might be going to trial in another matter...

Or maybe it's b/c my fantasy football draft is tonight. That's freaking stressful.

Weird
 

Shit. No wonder I'm always short of breath.

Weird
 

Congrats! Looking forward to seeing you more.

Rape deterrent
 

Is forceful sodomy that easy? A common rapist's tactic? Maybe it's because I bruise my own knees just walking around, but I find that area to be a tough row to hoe at least initially, even working with some lube.

Weird
 

Learn to live on the edge, Johnny Utah.

Rape deterrent
 

What exactly do you think is happening in America's prisons?

Weird
 

Right. I need to remember to always channel Gary Busey when thinks get a little messy.

Rape deterrent
 

Never seen Deliverance? Prison movies?

Rape deterrent
 

Or Shape Shifter's porch the night he tried to break up with Slave.

Rape deterrent
 

His porch?

Is this some kind of newfangled street lingo?

Rape deterrent
 

Keller and Beacher are breaking up again?

Rape deterrent
 

Didn't Keller die?

Too bad. He was cute.

Rape deterrent
 

Technically it was his mom's.

Rape deterrent
 

But she always let me drive it.

Rape deterrent
 

She always let me too!

Rape deterrent
 

On Oz, they always have some motor oil or something lying around. Plus, that's the only alternative, so they're prepared. If you're expecting some forcible Slot A action and end up having to go in Slot C*, would you be prepared?

* Is this condom-with-teeth thing noticeable? Seems like, unless it was so poular that you could assume everyone had it, the average rapist would get bitten by it before having a chance to forcefully sodomize his victim.

Rape deterrent
 

Rape deterrent
 

Must you always be such a tool?

I've never fucked anyone up the ass, forcibly or not, as I do not have a penis, cut or uncut. Notwithstanding this fact, if I did in fact have a penis, and I were a rapist planning to rape someone in a place where women, even a small percentage of them, were placing barbed wire dick-traps up their obstreperous twats, well then, yes, I think my alternative plan might be to rape someone anally rather than risk getting my dick caught in a vagina with teeth. In fact, I think the average man would forceably sodomize someone rather than risk getting his cock caught in a pussy with teeth.

Rape deterrent
 

She always looked forward to the conjugals.

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

Rape deterrent
 

I guess the solution is, when going on an outing to the Date Rape Pub, to put a deterrent in both holes.

Rape deterrent
 

You only have two?

Rape deterrent
 

Nah. Then I'll just force you to blow me. If I was a rapist and had a cock and all....

Rape deterrent
 

I remember once I thought she had accidently left an anti-rape tool in place, but it turned out she had just gotten out of solitary after a month of no showers.