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Pretty Little Flower 05-17-2005 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You could hit it a few times, but eventually, you'd have to talk to it for a while...
Why is that?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick


for anyone else? Maybe, if they are under 30 and have a large penis. Or over 30 and have a large bank account.
Crap. I'm on the cusp of all of these!*

*except for the bank account

taxwonk 05-17-2005 12:57 PM
I ain't no Charles Bronson!
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
We have a winner!

I recall it as something like "I ain't sophisticated and smart. I ain't no Charles Bronson!" It still cracks me up.

eta that a Google search says . . .

Nick: "I'm sorry I'm not the type of guy you want Mallory to go out with. You know, I ain't no Charles Bronson."
That sounds like the Stupid World version of a line from a John Hiatt song.

taxwonk 05-17-2005 12:59 PM
The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
I only Wonk for prizes:

http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor...08_240x360.jpg
Just wait until I show you what you've won.


Oh, wait. I'm sorry. I thought you said you would only do Wonk for prizes. My bad, sorry. Off to eBay.

Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 01:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Crap. I'm on the cusp of all of these!*

*except for the bank account
No. You HAD a large penis. Now I'm back in Detroit.

Sparklehorse 05-17-2005 01:32 PM
Rasslin'
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Further proof that colonialism is not per se a bad idea.
Have you ketchupped enough yet to be embarassed for this small-minded remark?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 01:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
No. You HAD a large penis. Now I'm back in Detroit.
If you're my penis, please cross the border and say "hi" to Shelly from the Ukraine at the Million Dollar Saloon. She'll remember you.

notcasesensitive 05-17-2005 01:35 PM
The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
I only Wonk for prizes:

http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor...08_240x360.jpg
Yay! Your sinuses will thank you!

Did you watch the (3 hour!) finale last night? Or 1 1/2 hours with Tivo. Thank god this season is over so I don't have to sit through that show anymore. When they were showing Charlie watching an episode with his friends, the guy sitting next to him is our good friend. That was his 30 seconds of fame, I guess. Glad I didn't blink.

Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 01:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you're my penis, please cross the border and say "hi" to Shelly from the Ukraine at the Million Dollar Saloon. She'll remember you.
Million Dollar? That's the one featuring trannies right?

NotFromHere 05-17-2005 01:39 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
While I think this E thing is wonderful for old sods like myself, I fear its raising a generation of kids who think a mild wiring and overall happy feeling is all that good recreational drugs can offer. And thats sad, because they can offer so much more...
Well, they do have the Robitussin. I hear it's quite a trip. Colors and everything.

bilmore 05-17-2005 01:40 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So thats it... I'm suddenly over the hill. If my wife leaves me - which she should have done already 30 times - I will be unable to grab a hot younger chick.
Don't get depressed. The good news is, at some point, they're ALL younger chicks.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-17-2005 01:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Million Dollar? That's the one featuring trannies right?
Hence the androgynous "Shelly".

Hank Chinaski 05-17-2005 01:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hence the androgynous "Shelly".
Did he go for your "reach around" move?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 05-17-2005 01:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Million Dollar? That's the one featuring trannies right?
Speaking of which, I just hears about a band called Dungeons and Drag Queens. That's not bad. I mean, it's no Blowjob Camels, but still...

barely_legal 05-17-2005 02:08 PM
The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yay! Your sinuses will thank you!

Did you watch the (3 hour!) finale last night? Or 1 1/2 hours with Tivo. Thank god this season is over so I don't have to sit through that show anymore. When they were showing Charlie watching an episode with his friends, the guy sitting next to him is our good friend. That was his 30 seconds of fame, I guess. Glad I didn't blink.
No, I haven't seen it yet, but I already know who "won". Is the scuttlebutt from your friend that Charlie is still with the chosen one, or is he back together with his gf from before the show?

I've got it tivo'd but I'm not even sure I want to waste 1 1/2 hours fast forwarding through it. Is it worth it since I already know the ending?


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