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Tyrone Slothrop 07-14-2005 09:21 PM

WSOP
 
Apropos of which, I think sunglasses should be banned at the World Series of Poker.

str8outavannuys 07-14-2005 09:26 PM

Wiesels
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
My bookie took down the WSOP odds three hours early. I will be really pissed if Lazar wins because I was going to bet him at 15-1 (And the field at 8-5, but not to win as much).

Wie is also now is 2 up with 3 to play and looking good to make the quarterfinals. I wonder if they will post odds on her winning the tournament.
If they do, I won't be betting on it.
She's dead to me.

taxwonk 07-14-2005 09:48 PM

Accepting things from other men
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I would cultivate him. Nigerian men often have incredibly lucrative investment strategies that they would be willing to share with a few discreet friends.
He's right. I do a lot of their estate planning.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-14-2005 09:50 PM

WSOP
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Apropos of which, I think sunglasses should be banned at the World Series of Poker.
All, or just ugly ones? And is there a practical difference?

Maybe they should allow those without sunglasses to pack heat. Kind of recreate the wild west.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-14-2005 09:53 PM

WSOP
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
All, or just ugly ones? And is there a practical difference?

Maybe they should allow those without sunglasses to pack heat. Kind of recreate the wild west.
All. You should be able to look the other players in the eyes.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-14-2005 10:50 PM

WSOP
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
All. You should be able to look the other players in the eyes.
Blindist fuck.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-15-2005 12:36 AM

WSOP
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Blindist fuck.
Why don't we let the players bring portable curtains with them, so no one can see them at all?

ltl/fb 07-15-2005 12:46 AM

WSOP
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why don't we let the players bring portable curtains with them, so no one can see them at all?
I hear the ones Ashcroft used to shield everyone from the bare breast(s) of Justice (or whatever) are available cheap.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 07-15-2005 05:27 AM

...
 
I like women.

Alot.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 07-15-2005 05:57 AM

Rank these please
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Catholic Schoolgirl
Naughty Nurse
French Maid
Cheerleader


I am having a debate with someone.
Naughty Nurse
Cheerleader
French Maid
Catholic Schoolgirl

dtb 07-15-2005 09:10 AM

Catchy Tune
 
So this morning on the way into work, the car driver has a Spanish-language station on the radio (it's a somewhat risque morning-talk-radio show interspersed with songs here and there), and I hear a catchy tune that translates roughly as follows(stop me if you've heard this):
  • When you wake up in the morning
    And you turn on the light
    Scratch your balls
    [something something something something]

    Chorus:
    Scratch yourself
    Scratch yourself
    Scratch yourself
    Scratch yourself


It's the second time I've heard the song. The first time I heard it, I thought I must have misunderstood the lyrics. So today I listened more carefully and, to my dismay, I discovered I had not.

I can hardly wait until Monday so that my ears can again be assaulted by that classy number!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-15-2005 09:18 AM

WSOP
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why don't we let the players bring portable curtains with them, so no one can see them at all?
It would certainly make the event more watchable. Those folks look like they don't get out much.

futbol fan 07-15-2005 10:15 AM

Catchy Tune
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
So this morning on the way into work, the car driver has a Spanish-language station on the radio (it's a somewhat risque morning-talk-radio show interspersed with songs here and there), and I hear a catchy tune that translates roughly as follows(stop me if you've heard this):
  • When you wake up in the morning
    And you turn on the light
    Scratch your balls
    [something something something something]

    Chorus:
    Scratch yourself
    Scratch yourself
    Scratch yourself
    Scratch yourself


It's the second time I've heard the song. The first time I heard it, I thought I must have misunderstood the lyrics. So today I listened more carefully and, to my dismay, I discovered I had not.

I can hardly wait until Monday so that my ears can again be assaulted by that classy number!
La Mega se pega!!!

My favorite (up til now) was the one that went:

I think I know you
I think I know you
How do I know you?
I think I know you
I know you
I know you
etc.

Meringue is easy.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-15-2005 10:40 AM

look at the location!
 
Ironweed hangs out with hipsters!!

From Overheard in New York:

If They Were Making Out, Would That Make It Worse?

Hipster #1: I mean, dude, one bar, two ex-girlfriends? That is totally uncool.
Hipster #2: Totally.

--Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden, Astoria

futbol fan 07-15-2005 10:44 AM

look at the location!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ironweed hangs out with hipsters!!

From Overheard in New York:

If They Were Making Out, Would That Make It Worse?

Hipster #1: I mean, dude, one bar, two ex-girlfriends? That is totally uncool.
Hipster #2: Totally.

--Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden, Astoria
Being the rogue prince of the FB has its privileges.


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