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The more things change, the more they stay the same: One of my favorite song parodies, triggered by bold_n_brazen musing about what it would be like to have a penis.

Rape deterrent
 

Forced skull fucking is no laughing matter; friction or not.

Rape deterrent
 

but if you can put them in to go out, they must be easily removable. What type of lazy rapist seeing one would "change plans" instead of just removing it? Plus if you know one hole is booby-trapped who would blindly trust the other to be free sailing?

I don't think mmmmmmm34985 thought through his post one bit.

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I admire that in the post right above it TM gave mmmmm some props. Was this before or after the mentor posts?


ETA - and, by the way, I enjoyed the song. again. (I don't remember the first time I read it, but I'm sure I laughed.)

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NotBob, you are my hero.

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Thank you.

In light of a conversation I had with a colleague (at another firm -- she found out by accident that a BSD partner in her firm set up a marketing lunch with a client she does all the work for) the other day, the last line really amuses me:

Then perhaps I'd make some rainin'
do some client entertainin'
If I only had a schlong

Query: Is this phoning it in?
 

2, on both counts.

I think posters should assume that memories of their best work will fade, and therefore they should carry around links to their better stuff, perhaps in their sig line. Though it's not literally in his sig line, Hank pioneered this practice in some respects. Whenever I see a Hank post, I think of that woman inmate photo.

Rape deterrent
 

That third one's got real teeth. And an attitude to match. I don't think any rapist would have a chance with gwinky.

Rape deterrent
 

Schpeak for yourshelf, misshy.

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some of us would need more space. would a guy like you rent your sig line space to the guys who need it?

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Quite the contrary, Hank. You're a living testament to the argument that sig line links are unneccesary to convey the breadth of one's body of work where numbing repetition can do the job quite nicely.

Rape deterrent
 

Better to just steal the sign - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050828...austriaoffbeat (Brits steal Austrian town of "Fucking" signs). I am not sure that this is not a hoax.

I hate to break the Less Bifecta
 

But I had to post this great line from Howie of BB6

"My strategy was to distract everyone with my great looks".

Good stuff.

I hate to break the Less Bifecta
 

Was that before or after he jacked off into a condom under the covers while thinking of Jen's boobies and Rae-Rae?

Food Fight!

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....tina_ba808.jpg

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I've posted the fat lady photo 8 times, and I acknowledge doing the last 6 for Dada purposes.

You've posted repetitive posts 3002 times. What was your reason?

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This is the equivalent of throwing salary into the argument, isn't it?

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8 times? Is that, like, in metric? Or maybe base 19?

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I think what he meant to say was 8 times this week. But he hasn't edited it yet.

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Hot chicks don't dig math?

Wanna tell that to whoever is bangin Eva Silverstein?

http://www.superstringtheory.com/people/gifs/evas.jpg
Eva Silverstein with her favorite equations

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She looks like Martina Hingis.

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82. All About Eva (edit)
First aired: 12/12/1966
Writer: Joanna Lee
Director: Jerry Hopper
Guest star: Vernon Scott (radio announcer)
A drab, plain-jane woman lands on the island seeking privacy. The girls give her a beauty make-over to lift her spirits, and she ends up looking like Ginger's twin. While the castaways were hoping to lift her spirits enough so that she would want to return to civilization (she has a boat, but has hidden the key), she ends up leaving them on the island and going back to Hollywood to attempt to assume Ginger Grant's movie career.

Recap | Quotes | Cast | Goofs | Reviews

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I can't believe their plan backfired on them like that!

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It's about time we had a new Gilligan.

Who could have guessed it would be Hank.

Any episodes about Nuts!

Weird
 

What do you mean, trying to quit your job? You just walk in and say, Do you have a minute? Its really fun.

And I think the Coltrain has Cold Feet.

Weird
 

I used to get that shortness of breath shit... Back when I gave a shit for a few years.

I use this trick to get around it. I think:

1. I'm not going to jail (I flash back to watching one of my clients get 30 years);

2. Its only money (there's always more somewhere else, and who knows... you might even find a career you actually like if they throw you out of this cesspool of a career);

3. I've got my health, good friends and people I care about and who care about me; and

4. Whatever happens in this "play existence" of work, I'm going to be drunk, fucked and high as shit for at least 15% of the week, so I have that to look forward to...

I find that when I stop getting caught up in all the reindeer games and shit "faux life" the assholes who love "the law life" fixate over, I get no sweaty palms and no shortness of breath. But then again, I always handled stress well... Its the fucking boredom and boring people I have a problem with...

NOLA
 

My brother's wife's brother is a fourth-year med student at Tulane. He and his pregnant wife (she's due next week) left a day ahead of the formal evacuation order, and didn't take much with them. Now they're not sure when they'll be able to go back, or what they'll be going back to. They're now headed to stay with family for the duration, and he's hoping to be able to do some rotations at the local med school.

Back to your regular frivolous programming.

tm

Weird
 

2. But you've got to use a variation of "Its not you, its me." You don't need Pacino level bullshit, but you can't throw some Richard Dreyfuss level garbage at the wall...

He doesn't have cold feet. He's at thaat age where you get thos anxiety things. You recall that age... where you staart thinking the shit the cocksuckers around you are telling you you need to do is the ticket to the brass ring. He's just stressing about not being a lemming. He'll be fine. No cold feet. He ain't that kind of guy. Why I know that I can't explain... I just get the sense.

Coltrane... Breath deep and say "Fuck them... fuck them all," to yourself ten times. And for God's sake man... Quit. Get the fuck out. You're a decent one. I hate to see you sticking with this shit stain existence. The money will never substitute for living on your own terms and loving what you do.

Oh, and I hope she's rich...

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Most people post here for light conversation, maybe flirting, learn something new, get a new perspective on law or relationships.

You I think post here simply to sink you venomous fangs into people who do you no more wrong that not always understanding your posts.

Does it make you feel better to attack people? Can you go see a doctor?

Weird
 

It's not cold feet. And I definitely don't believe anything anyone says around here (by "here" I mean my firm, not the FB...not that I believe any of you either...ZING!)...I'm probably the most likely person here to take a big steaming dump on a partner's desk (and most of them are pretty good people). My lack of respect for any kind of authority hasn't really changed since HS. Unfortunately, they like that kind of attitude around here.

It must be stress. I can't pinpoint the source, though. However, I really don't think I'd care that much if I were fired tomorrow. I haven't done anything to warrant being fired (or even reprimanded, yet). I've always been indifferent about money or status (they bore me).

Of course, I'm always reading shit like The Fabric of the Cosmos and A Short History of Nearly Everything and Vonnegut and Douglas Adams, which not only is much more interesting than money, it constantly reminds me of our irrelevancy. Which is fine. I like being reminded that our species is in the very beginning of its evolutionary cycle and that our grasp of the universe is minimal and that most of what we do is pointless. The latter depresses most people, but it's somewhat comforting to me...to know that we're probably just a tiny skidmark on the galaxy's underpants.

Whoa. Tangent. And that's only after a few beers.

Weird
 

I have never had that kind of experience, or the related shortnes of breath. The only time I have shortness of breath is in high humiidity conditions.

I hate to break the Less Bifecta
 

I read this too (did it air on the CBS show?). Apparently Howie was in extensive negotiations with Big Brother over how and where he would be allowed to masturbate. I don't think I've ever masturbated in a condom. Why not use an undershirt and throw it in the wash after?

That said, only his monumental, game-changing screw-up in targetting James & Sarah when he won HOH preclude him from being my favorite BB-er ever.

A new age has dawned
 

In case you haven't seen Sportscenter yet, or even if you have . . .

We're now living in the Prince Fielder era. As someone who thoroughly enjoyed heckling his daddy, I couldn't be more excited.

I hate to break the Less Bifecta
 

I thought all men had to do that at least several times a week, mim, to clean the pipes. I just assumed they did it in the shower like normal people. Is there a sanitary issue with showering in someone else's splooge? Why cant they just clean it up after he showers?

He is such a great looking guy with a great build. I love when he told Janelle she was out of his demographic but he would reconsider.

New avatar for Seb
 

As I am still sometimes tricked by your avatar into thinking its a Coltrane post, I propose this as your new avatar. If you like the concept but not the pic, there are young versions and a nice old puffy version too.

http://scd.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/304156736

NOLA
 

I'm glad to know they got out just fine. From what I've heard, schools are generally being pretty open to helping out Tulane students. SMU is taking a bunch, Univ Miss at Jackson is taking a bunch, and some chick on NPR from Denver was saying she might be able to attend Univ. Denver for at least this semester. It can be kind of a career blow, though, I'd think, since I think Tulane's med school is quite well-regarded and it may not be possible to get into as good of a program. Hope it works out for them.

Rape deterrent
 

Never pegged the ex with a strap-on? Maybe that explains his boycott......quim pro quo, iykwim

Rape deterrent
 

Did you see some episode of CSI, and now you're as much of an expert on anal rape as when you saw that A&E thing about cocaine and suddenly turned into the board's expert on that?

NOLA
 

They'll still get a degree from Tulane. My law school let people get the school's diploma even if they spent 3L elsewhere. A couple of people took the opportunity to go to cheapo-dumbo law school for the last year to save on tuition and work.

Weird
 

Obviously you've never quit a job where they wanted you to stay.

Weird
 

What's it like to be good at law and sucessful? Is it stressful?