Al Gore shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
 

No. Wonk means never having to say you're sorry, Ollie.

(yes, I know that you are Not Ollie, but I'm quoting again. Sorry.) (Ha!)

The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 

Well, the finale was live last night, so they are still together as of now. We've heard throughout that he is crazy about her and that he hated the whole pretend to be interested in both thing that he had to do for the show. Which makes it all the more sucky that the producers made it his decision that he needed more time blah blah blah instead of just owning up that they wanted to drag it out even further this time. That's tv, I guess.

You know who won? Don't watch. Or just fast forward through the first 2 1/2 hours, slow down for the break-up then fast forward through the talking to the live studio audience (including break-up girl's family) about the break-up. Watch 30 seconds or so of the cheesey I Love You So Much ending. 10 minutes of Tivo viewing. Tops.

The [Sucky-Ass] Bachelor!
 

Sweet! So, do you have my address so you can send me the Neti? I would also like you to include some uniodonized salt with that. 20 packets should be a good start.

NFH SCOOP
 

I think chunks of brain scooped out with a large melon baller. The two round pale things on the grass below the head.

I want cake but all I have is a lousy banana.

NFH SCOOP
 

http://www.laxandmandel.com/banana%20cake.JPG

How about banana cream pie? Mmmmmm.

NFH SCOOP
 

Make that chocolate mereignenenerteaerweaq (I can't spell that word) pie and I'm there.

But I prefer cake to pie.

NFH SCOOP
 

For the record, I prefer whipped cream over beat eggs.

dtb, you have failed us
 

dtb! did you know about this? If so, why did you fail to inform us so that we could submit recockulous and reprickulous for consideration? Either way, I am profoundly disappointed.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...051700327.html

NFH SCOOP
 

So I've heard. Oh wait, you said cake.

Newber Welcome
 

Let's all take a moment to welcome yet another Newber, abcdef. With a moniker like that, I'm confident that the overall post quality will increase significantly.

dtb, you have failed us
 

RP, I am shocked. This is a serious transgression; I will have to confer with the others, but I may have to ask for your badge, madam.

I heard about this abomination on the radio this morning while I was getting dressed, and nearly fell over while stepping into my pants. A dictionary sanctioning the INVENTION OF NEW WORDS?!? Why, it very nearly gave me the vapors (whatever that means).

In fact, when the broadcaster mentioned that "lingweenie" was a favored new word, I thought to myself (as a matter of fact, I think I even said it aloud -- though I was alone at the time...), "Huh -- well, that would be me, I guess."

Yes, I'm a lingweenie, and PROUD OF IT, dammit.

dtb, you have failed us
 

Hey, maybe next year. But they seem to consider the etymology. I think we should claim that the "cock" part of "recockulous" is from cockamamie -- we need to start getting the story straight now.

Star Wars
 

Do any nerds out there (you know who you are) know if it is at all possible to get tickets to go on Thursday when it opens?

or do you have to line up or something. Because I don't want to line up.

dtb, you have failed us
 

Sigh. I am powerless against recockulous.

Star Wars
 

There must be young Star Wars nerds out there in need blow jobs. If not kicks in the head.