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If you have not seen it already, watch Corrales v. Castillo. It should still be on Showtime on demand. Best fight I have ever seen.

here is an article about it http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Newman/Newman050805.htm

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Come on. We all know it's not just the dismembered penis that turned you on. It's the hot swimmer's body attached to it. Because the same exact penis attached to a big fat hairy bitter bedshitting guy is probably not going to get the same reaction.

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Depends on hormonal levels. Probably wouldn't turn me on as much, but as long as it's a decent size . . .

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I don't know. I am a penis fan. I think some of my vibrators are hot, and they don't have a body attached, plus my bf does not have the greatest body and I still like it and his penis.

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Beat your ass if he ever sees you again.

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ESPN Classic ran some old Ali fights a week or two ago. Watching him fight Floyd Patterson in the mid-1960s was just amazing. He truly did float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. I wish that I was able to watch the other fights.

I hated him when I was younger -- for some reason, I was a huge Joe Frazier fan. I probably hated him because my father and uncles hated him, and I can see why they did. He taunted Patterson mercilessly in the ring, easily ducking most of the punches, and when the occasional blow landed, he just stood there shaking his head as if to say "how did that sorry punch land?" and mouthing the words "that all you got, Floyd?"

And the post fight interview, praising Allah and Elijah Muhammed for the victory must have driven people nuts at the time. His refusal to get drafted a year or two later is probably what sent my WWII veteran relatives over the edge.

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Eat your children.

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Not only does he easily duck most of the punches, he does the move where he just moves his head back and lets the punch go by in front of his nose - one of the cockiest things to do. I did that once without thinking and my trainer mocked me mercilessly for about 2 hours after. But I got out of the way! ha. that was right before he kicked me in the head.

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What distinguishes a hot vibrator from a not-hot vibrator? The lack of any crustacean-related appendages?

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You could try to Jew them down a little for the next fight. Anyway, Skip Bayless disagrees:

"The interview alone was worth $44.95. Tyson was so stunningly and disarmingly honest about the joke he has become as a fighter – "I'm just doing this for the money" – that you couldn't help feeling sorry for the same guy who was admitting he had just conned millions of us out of millions. Innately brilliant!

I was on the edge of my seat. Once again, Tyson proved he's capable of doing and saying things that no other boxer – or athlete – can even imagine. That's entertainment.

At one point in his postfight interview, Tyson admitted as much, saying, "Hey, I'm just an entertainer." Not a boxer. Not even an athlete. Just a guy who's still highly capable of taking us away from our problems for a couple of thrilling hours."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...bayless/050613

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some vibrators don't look like penises. I was just referring to the vibrators I own that resemble penises.

Cell phones
 

In an effort to make air travel even more miserable - the cell phone.

LE BOURGET, France - Boeing Co. unit Connexion expects to start selling cellular phone services to airline passengers as early as next year, its president said on Thursday, despite opposition from the flying public.

U.S. passengers overwhelmingly oppose lifting the ban, according to an April poll by the National Consumers League and a flight attendants’ union.

But Koellner said she expected some kind of compromise solution that would either mandate certain quiet periods on flights or create quiet zones, with the first being the most likely solution.

While Connexion is by far the dominant player in providing in-flight broadband access, it would face more competition in the area of cellular service. Privately-held AirCell, based on Colorado, is developing an in-flight cellular network, as is Geneva-based OnAir, whose investors include Boeing archrival Airbus.

The broadband access service will be installed on 120 passenger jets by year-end, up from 64 now, Koellner said. There are some 12,000 commercial airliners in service worldwide, of which 8,000 would be suitable for the service, Boeing estimates.

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I am also a penis fan, though I care actually quite a bit about the body it is attached to. I would not want a dismembered penis, however.

Cell phones
 

Who gives a flying fuck?

Cell phones
 

ha ha.
But I just hope that on your next flight, Buffy's on the phone with her boyfried for 2 hours.