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Penske_Account 07-15-2005 11:13 AM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
1. Go to work.
2-100. Go to work.
101. Back alley colonoscopy by nigerian guy I meet on street.

eta: I am flexible on #101, npi, if it gets me out of work. nttawwt.

Replaced_Texan 07-15-2005 11:20 AM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
1. Go to work.
2-100. Go to work.
101. Back alley colonoscopy by nigerian guy I meet on street.

eta: I am flexible on #101, npi, if it gets me out of work. nttawwt.
My list is eerily similar. The rain isn't helping on my motivation to do anything but go back to bed.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-15-2005 11:48 AM

Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
My percentages are skewed anyway because I'm former restaurant industry. This is an entire other basis for receipt of free drinks (bartenders like to take care of their own kind). Alas, I'm also a serial monogamist (hi gwnc!), so I haven't had overly long periods of time to be out drinking on single guys' tabs. Stupid Girl.

So, overall I guess I've gotten more (percentage and total) free drinks than you. But I'm willing to bet my haircare expense has been 1000% (this is a low guess) or more higher than yours over the same period (unless there was some Michael Jacksonesque straightening period that you care to divulge).
This whole free drinks bit is amusing. I have maybe... maybe... bought a handful of free drinks for women in a bar in my entire life. And I could count the women with whom I’ve hooked up after meeting at a bar on both hands. I hear from everyone how the dating scene is all about the bars, but I don’t have a single friend married to/involved with/fuckbuddying anyone he or she met in a bar. And I run in a pretty diverse crowd of people. I have a pet theory that nobody really hooks up in bars; that most hooking up is done following meetings between friends, lunches, etc.

But then, I can’t dance very well, so I have no clue about the dancing scene, where I understand one can hook up quite easily.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-15-2005 11:51 AM

Accepting things from other men
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I would cultivate him. Nigerian men often have incredibly lucrative investment strategies that they would be willing to share with a few discreet friends.
Oh, you mean the pre-paid cell phone minutes arbitrage market? Or trading in the high end sex line market. I'm hedging 876-sex-child is going to cave. It can't sustain $323.00 a minute.

Shape Shifter 07-15-2005 11:54 AM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My list is eerily similar. The rain isn't helping on my motivation to do anything but go back to bed.
Is your Ark ready?

Replaced_Texan 07-15-2005 11:57 AM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is your Ark ready?
I've decided to hole up. I think I have enough alcohol and DVDs to make it through a week or so. You're more than welcome to bunker at my house. If worse comes to worse, we can eat one of the dogs.

Bad_Rich_Chic 07-15-2005 11:59 AM

Accepting things from other men
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
... It did freak me out a bit that he basically could see where I was walking home to....
Yeah, mine caught me on the walk between subway and home, so stopping rather than walking on so he would see exactly where I live did enter into my confused calculus.

robustpuppy 07-15-2005 12:04 PM

Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hear from everyone how the dating scene is all about the bars, but I don’t have a single friend married to/involved with/fuckbuddying anyone he or she met in a bar.
You don't consider me a friend?

Shape Shifter 07-15-2005 12:07 PM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've decided to hole up. I think I have enough alcohol and DVDs to make it through a week or so. You're more than welcome to bunker at my house. If worse comes to worse, we can eat one of the dogs.
Mmmm, Korean food.

nononono 07-15-2005 12:08 PM

Accepting things from other men
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Yeah, mine caught me on the walk between subway and home, so stopping rather than walking on so he would see exactly where I live did enter into my confused calculus.
I'm starting to wonder if this is written on a bathroom wall somewhere. My friendly guy also approached me on the street near where I lived, on the way home from the subway. A couple other times as well, in the neighborhood. Nothing like running into that odd person you want to avoid when you're making a "just before they close" dash to the TastiDLite and really don't want to be bothered. Hmmm. I think I remember his first name; I should Martindale him to see whether he is still or a lawyer or has gone on to bigger and better ventures.

ltl/fb 07-15-2005 12:10 PM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I've decided to hole up. I think I have enough alcohol and DVDs to make it through a week or so. You're more than welcome to bunker at my house. If worse comes to worse, we can eat one of the dogs.
dtb, are you going to stand for this kind of poaching of your internet boyfriend? Do you *really* think they will simply be watching DVDs? Or will they be trying out what they see on RT's extensive porn collection?

greatwhitenorthchick 07-15-2005 12:10 PM

Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have a pet theory that ... most hooking up is done following ...lunches.
really? I generally have lunch and then go back to work. My life sucks.

My boyfriend hooked up with a Rockette that he met at a bar. Apparently she was quite boring.

ltl/fb 07-15-2005 12:11 PM

Accepting things from other men
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
I'm starting to wonder if this is written on a bathroom wall somewhere. My friendly guy also approached me on the street near where I lived, on the way home from the subway. A couple other times as well, in the neighborhood. Nothing like running into that odd person you want to avoid when you're making a "just before they close" dash to the TastiDLite and really don't want to be bothered. Hmmm. I think I remember his first name; I should Martindale him to see whether he is still or a lawyer or has gone on to bigger and better ventures.
The freak who tried to pick you up on the street was a lawyer? This seems not comparable to DS and my experiences.

gwnc, you could meet your (is there no qualifier anymore?) bf for lunch . . . .

dtb 07-15-2005 12:13 PM

rave: things I do not want to do today
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
dtb, are you going to stand for this kind of poaching of your internet boyfriend? Do you *really* think they will simply be watching DVDs? Or will they be trying out what they see on RT's extensive porn collection?
fringey -- you couldn't be more right (snaps for the heads up).

What's up with this RT? I thought we were hermanas. I have never been so deceived.

Please. Don't make me hurt you.

dtb 07-15-2005 12:15 PM

Are my eyebrows really too bushy?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
really? I generally have lunch and then go back to work. My life sucks.

Well, except for yesterday.

I'm sorry. I know that was supposed to be "our little secret", but I couldn't let you leave such a misimpression with all these nice folks. It just wouldn't be right.


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