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What's your indication that summer is here?
Some friends of mine were talking about how it's not summer until they hear the Fresh Prince's Summertime on the radio. I'm more likely to simply think of the Memorial Day holiday weekend as the start of summer, since it's quite possible that I'd been swealtering in the heat for several weeks previously. This year, my air conditioning has been on only since May 9, but we've already hit the 90s several times. I'm more likely, though, to die of hypothermia than heat exhaustion. Air conitioning is set at sub-arctic levels around here right now. |
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Also, of course, the smell of burning Kingsford. ETA Coppertone. |
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That said, he seems truly happy to have the weight of the secret off his shoulders. |
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OK trying for the trifecta.
49ers diversity training film offends entire city. The San Francisco 49ers' front office is under fire for an in-house training video that including lesbian porn, off-color racial jokes, a parody of gay marriage, topless blondes, and star linebacker Julian Peterson playing the part of a panhandler,the San Francisco Chronicle reported Wednesday. The video was shown to 49ers players last year at the team's training camp in Santa Clara after a diversity workshop, which Reynolds organized after an anti-homosexual comment by running back Garrison Hearst. Excerpts - in one scene, a topless, lesbian wedding takes place at the city's famed Mitchell Brothers' O'Farrell Theater and administered by Reynolds, who acts as the mayor. "I know the courts say we can't do this," Reynolds says in the film, "but like my predecessor, we make our own rules here in San Francisco.'' After the the couple takes their vows, they drop to the floor and engage in serious petting. One of them says, "Go 49ers'' as the camera turns away. In a scene in Chinatown, then-team trainer and martial arts expert George Chung — wearing glasses and with buck teeth — translates an article in an Asian newspaper: "Tim Latte (Rattay, a Niners quarterback)," Chung says. "He feel good now. He feeling good. No plactice with the team, so most of the time he play with himself." Chung later says, "49ers love being in community. Very patriotic . . . support president and his George Bush erection." "Erection?" Reynolds asks. "Yes," Chung responds. "It say, ‘You like Bush — then you like his erection.'" Chung also says, "My name is Suck Hung. My brother's name is Suck Young — my whole family suck." In the final scene, Reynolds gives a final set of instructions in a dressing room in which there are three topless blondes. He says, "what you do is not only a reflection of yourself. It's a reflection of the San Francisco 49ers." The women then throw themselves all over Reynolds for a group hug. Public relations director Kirk Reynolds, who developed the video, is now looking for a new job. Man, talk about offending an entire city. http://sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures...aining3388.jpg |
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That said, it is summertime year round and I love love love it. Summertime without excessive heat and humidity. |
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From childhood, my "summer smell" memory is the smell of rain - I grew up in a place with pretty bad air pollution (no longer, but in the early '70s is was bad), and you could always smell the rain about 5 minutes before it hit because it carried all the air pollution down with it. Sometimes I smell the same thing in NYC, but not as often. Anyhow, to this day whenever I smell some spa-goo called "rain," I find it disorienting because it smells nothing like rain is supposed to. However, I did get a whiff of Kingsford this weekend, when my upstairs neighbors lit up the hibachi on their fire escape (and spurted me with lighter fluid while I was sitting below on mine). This all sounds rather dismal, but I actually love most of these smells (except for the rancid winter coat smell). But then I looove the smell of gasoline as well. |
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Which reminds me, how do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Because otherwise, it would be called a teethbrush. Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress! |
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On another note, here is an amusing (maybe just to me) conversation that I had recently with my non-bf. We were talking about people we have had sex with: me: blah blah blah him: I had sex with Jeff Garcia's girlfriend. me: you're gay? Fuck. I was actually kind of squicked by that but whatever. I'll get over it. |
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That said, there was a tree near my last apartment with flowers that smelled just like cat piss. Damn, that was annoying. |
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I think my fascination with MFM keeps me from being squicked by having sex with a guy who has had sex with another guy. I say that only b/c I'm surprised to be less squicked about something sexual than you are. My least favorite thing about summer is fermenting restaurant dumpsters. Half the time I have to hold my breath to keep from gagging. |
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Thanks. Now I'm more depressed. Though, I don't think the occasional breath-holding is all that bad as a least-favorite. It could be something like "My least favorite thing about summer is that people point and laugh because I have to expose my rippling mounds of fatty flesh or risk sweating to death." Now I'm even more depressed. You suck. |
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Steve Young Troy Aikman Jeff Garcia Other NFL players that I've heard are gay: <eom> |
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Or at least the most misunderstood one is. |
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There were also rumors in the 80s about another running back I won't name. As for Garcia, I think that he gets the stories because, well, as the Not Bobette put it when she heard him interviewed last year, "he sounds gay." Whatever that means. |
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I think that two of those three quarterbacks being in SF sorta helped that rumor along. |
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Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it. |
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