apparently we have another guy who rambles on about boring old game shows here. but we can also talk about thongs if you prefer. including the ever popular "new rome sucks" thong - which is kind of related to the ohio legal community ;)

i really believe that you are required to be sadistic in order to become a member of the board of bar examiners for a state. because it seems like every state does something extremely cruel. i think its probably because the bar exam is really either some sort of evil psyology experiment or really a hazing ritual that the bar examiners choose by lots who will pass or fail.

ms. naughty diplomat

and compared to the other regional boards, we're about average. current discussion on the d.c. board involves a department store. the new york board is mainly discussing someone's anti-some law firm site. the detroit board is totally dead other than my ocassional attempts to see if anyone is actually reading it. i even posted something related to actual leagal news in detroit and it hasn't seem to attract any posts.

and incidentially, is jerry springer still a member of the ohio bar???

ms. naughty diplomat

Come to think of it, our discussion of the "New Rome Sucks" thong was about the only lively discussion on the "other" Ohio board recently. I saw Jerry with some local Ohio politicians at lunch a few weeks ago. I can't see Jerry keeping up on his CLE's for the last few years so I doubt that he currently is a member of the bar.

So let me get this straight. aV is the host. spooky is a recent grad waiting for the bar results. And I see that ms. naughty diplomat slash ruthie is playing her usual dual role as schoolgirl slash sensual goddess. Or are vegetables sensual and people are sensuous? I can never remember.

I only mentioned game shows because the topic seemed like it was fair game, given spooky's id. I will say that reruns of Matchgame are hilarious and if you have never seen Nipsy Russell in action, I highly recommend having a few cocktails and checking it out. Besides the Simpsons and That 70's Show, is there any worthwhile TV out there these days? I miss Seinfeld.

Well, I don't know if you can really call me the host. I don't have appetizers set out or anything. . .

a[Would you mind not putting your drink down without a coaster? Thanks.]V

p.s. I think you have coats. spooky's got the stereo and nyd is getting ready to toast the buns. :eek:

don't be silly, mr. violins. i really can't do an effective job of toasting buns without having someone to help me properly toast them.

;)

ruthie

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which one of you guys was it that said that there are people trying to turn ohio into the new alabama?

(for those of you who don't look at the fashion board, alabama is trying to continue their rediculous ban on sex toys)

ms. naughty diplomat

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I think I said Mississippi. Someone else threw in Alabama. If that happens, people may vote with their, um, feet.

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right, pennsylvania or michigan would start looking way better.

actually it may have been me - i said that i think that indiana was going for the title of the mississippi of the north, which would make ohio the alabama. except that mississippi may actually allow vibrators.

ms. naughty diplomat

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The fine Ohio legislature is too busy with issues such as conceal carry laws and slot machines at the horse track to be worried about banning sex toys. . . yet.

aV

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I hear Charlton Heston is available now. Maybe the sex toy lobby (if there is such a thing) could get him to stand on stage with a giant dildo and have him tell the assembled throng that they can have it when they pry it from his cold, dead hand.

spookyfish

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Or when the battery dies.

aV

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but what happens when he finds out that dildos are not really a new type of gun?

i can't wait to start seeing "if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos" bumper stickers on the ohio roads.

ms. naughty diplomat

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if you are so concerned about laws like those turning ohio into mississippi you must have never lived in the south. it sounds more like they are going for a combination of virginia (which either wants to allow or has allowed carrying concealed handguns into bars) and maryland (which is trying really hard to allow slot machines at horse tracks because apparently delaware allows it).

ms. naughty diplomat

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You are correct.

I have never lived in the South.

a[but I do like grits.]V

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Sadly, reports are that Mr. Heston is not as lucid as he used to be. The progression of his disease will likely mean that sometime in the future he won't be able to tell a dildo from a cheese sandwich, let alone a gun.