This is why so many women have eating disorders, body dysmorphia, and plastic surgery. You are the problem. Not part of it, the ENTIRE problem.

(I don't really care either, but this is what I read in the magazines. Also: You are not a "real" woman if you wear a size 2.)

Because you should be wearing a 0?

I just thought the focus on her breasts, as opposed to her barbie-like waist, was interesting.

Hank, I'd think you'd be pissy when you got to the movie and suddenly found you'd been lusting after a pre-teen boy. Because they don't give her boobs in every frame, just in the posters.

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

You can't take "party" as a verb because it sounds immature, but you'll use "tummy"?

"Tummy" and "belly" make me want to cringe. I knew this annoying female associate a few years back who always would complain of "tummy-aches" or describe her acid reflux issues as a "belly" condition. When you're past age 10, it becomes a stomach. Its not "cute" to use either term. Its incredibly unsexy.

To that dumb chick who used to use those words because she thought it was cute, I never liked you, nor did the rest of the firm. You were perhaps the most annoyingy person we ever worked with. Good luck with your new gig.

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

You've said this many times, but I have two questions.

I've recently started taking belly-dancing classes (I'm terrible, but that's beside the point. You get to jingle). Are we supposed to be calling it stomach-dancing?

And what about belly-flops? Stomach-flops just doesn't sound right.

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

I am not referring to the organ. So, abdomen? Stomach is inappropriate. Please pick. And quit belly-achin'.

I don't really care about "party" as a verb THAT much, in general. It's annoying when you do it.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

That guy... fuck. He managed to the most irritating character on the most irritating show. They should honor him with a rotten halibut carcass or a basket of limberger and pickled herring.

Is Calista still fucking Indiana Jones? I eagerly anticipate their wedding spread in In Style.

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

Advanced lap-dancing. Keeps the focus on who is really important in the whole thing.

And fuck-ups.

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

I think the word "buttocks" is sexy. (Pronounced but' - ux). I heard some aerobics lady use this when I was a pre-teen and have loved it ever since. Also: esophogeal. WAY sexy.

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

You get a special dispensation. You can say belly any time you want. You can also invite me to your first belly-dancing recital. Because I love jingling.

Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 

Is this another subscription the Mrs. just happened to order and you feel compelled to read?

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

That's about as sexy as "scrotum".

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

You could use abs, midsection or stomach. And you don't have to be an anatomy timmy about the fact that stomach refers to an organ, since its commonly used to describe the area at issue.

I didn't use "party" - Coltrane did. So Trane can use it, but I can't?

Tummy, Belly, etc...
 

Good for you, Forrest.

Uh, what do you mean by "'real' woman"? Should I be checking out clothing tags or something?

What's a "real" woman then?

My ex was a 0 and she seemed real. Inflatable and plastic, but real.

I stole her from SS's pool.