Rotting From The Head
 

I thought journeyman referred to a guy who had played for a bunch of teams without ever really being associated with one of them for very long, even if he was pretty good. That used to be pretty uncommon; now it seems to happen all the time that the big names move around a lot and being a journeyman's not that remarkable anymore.

Rotting From The Head
 

Yes, but pleese get the name right. It's Whack Mybuttski. And Paddle Mybuttocks.

Bennifer
 

Really makes you wonder why JLo didn't come up with this one. Oh right, she uses the "lowered standards" method. Big fish, small dick.

Bennifer
 

My heart goes out to
Barren, would-be mantrappers
They best make big bucks

Coming soon
 

You should all pray that I don't get a hold of this before you do.

Smell sniper. Safe for work.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Bears an odd resemblance to Nigel Barker. Perhaps its the bedroom eyes?

Rotting From The Head
 

GODammmmmmmmmmmmmmmit (hi coltrane!!!) You fucked up my sexfecta.

Coming soon
 

Macy's better pray one of it's overzealous make-up counter bitches doesn't spray off one of those perfume bombs in my direction. I don't consider myself overly litigious, but that would set me off.

In other news, I have this little ditty in my head, so I thought I'd share:

This is serious (serious)
We could make you delirious (delirious)
You should have a healthy fear of us (fear of us)
Too much of us is dangerous

Oh oh oh oh!

We're not candy (oohhoh)
Even though we look so fine and dandy
When you're sick we come in handy
But we're not candy


[Wasn't this strategy more effective than the whole Just Say No thing anyway?]

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Her hair is a different color.

Ugh
 

There is not enough booze on the planet. That said, I'd catch a game for a mil, and pitch for $100K.

I can forget anything.

Rotting From The Head
 

I always thought the title implied that they were solid, but easily replaced. Thus, always roped into multiplayer deals.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Speaking of the gay campaign against children, why aren't the Jesus Freaks picketing Count Chocula & Co. A pink Frankenfruit and flagrantly limpwristed powder blue Aging-Queen Ghost? That cereal sounds like a witches brew... you get the gayness and the diabetes.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Kellogg's has a seat on the trilateral commission.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Is that like the Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows?

Or more like Stan Gable's Greek Council?

Speaking of ROTN, they are remaking it (2006). This might be worse than remaking the Bad News Bears. Robert Carradine better have a role.

ETA: Billy Bob as Buttermaker? I stand corrected. This has potential.

http://www.bearssoftball.org/images/buttermaker.jpg

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

The Bildberbergers are in the children's cereal biz? Fucking Soros and his multinational heroin dealer buddies. Its them or the Carlyle Group (or both... they all play together every fourth Wednesday at Shinnecock).