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Atticus Grinch 02-09-2009 07:06 PM
Re: chicken or goose egg?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 380893)
what would Jesus be without the Crucifiction? you know what he'd be? Mitch fucking Albom, that's who.
The Five People Who Shalt Today Be with Me in Paradise?

PS Confidential to Gatti -- if I correct the spelling error, can I steal this without attribution?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-09-2009 08:14 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 380905)
I have no problem with the concept.
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All you're talking is concept, but you don't like the odds. Seems like you have a problem with the concept--that 50% of the time it's either over before you get started or it never ends.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-09-2009 08:15 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 380892)
You mean, aside from Mr. Canseco, during his two (not quite) full seasons in Boston?
To be fair, Boston invented the connection between Canseco and "Ster-oids".

Hank Chinaski 02-09-2009 08:44 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 380906)
In my experience the orgasm ratio is at least 10-1, and sometimes more like 20-1.
translation: I am impotent.

Hank Chinaski 02-09-2009 08:55 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 380905)
I think you misunderstand. Just because I would not do it, it does not mean that it's not a wonderful, beautiful thing. You seemed to be criticizing the concept. I have no problem with the concept.

(I will study the fine print on the ad tomorrow on my subway ride for the cite to the research).
if you were who I think you were in the breasticle day thing I believe the premature guys will know that you'll only make things worse for them.

Gattigap 02-09-2009 08:56 PM
Re: chicken or goose egg?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 380909)
The Five People Who Shalt Today Be with Me in Paradise?

PS Confidential to Gatti -- if I correct the spelling error, can I steal this without attribution?

Yep. If the Obama street artist can survive on such modifications, so can you.

Gattigap 02-09-2009 08:59 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 380902)
No, not these days. Did you know that according to advertisements on the NY subway system, 1 in 2 men over 40 suffer from sexual dysfunction? Which can include impotence and premature ejaculation. I do not like those odds.
Yet there are bars in TCOTU which, if asked, can produce affidavits for one to complete maintaining that the undersigned suffers from no such malady. I found their presence and wide availability somewhat surprising, but I suppose that's life in the big city.

Penske_Account 02-09-2009 09:08 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 380913)
translation: I am impotent.
What translation site do you use? No me comprendo.

For accurarcy, you should revise that to:

My wife is multi-orgasmic, or so Penske tells me.

Penske_Account 02-09-2009 09:09 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 380916)
Yet there are bars in TCOTU which, if asked, can produce affidavits for one to complete maintaining that the undersigned suffers from no such malady. I found their presence and wide availability somewhat surprising, but I suppose that's life in the big city.
Hank's wife tried to get me to sign one of those. I told her, 'action speaks louder than some dime store legal form'. She now agrees.

Hank Chinaski 02-09-2009 09:32 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Penske_Account (Post 380919)
Hank's wife tried to get me to sign one of those. I told her, 'action speaks louder than some dime store legal form'. She now agrees.
so my wife is "Penske Material?" that's something, yes?

Penske_Account 02-09-2009 09:54 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 380921)
so my wife is "Penske Material?" that's something, yes?
Indeed, while, as a rule, I don't boycott the over 50 set like Gwinky, I am selective.......in a pulse test sort of way....

Tyrone Slothrop 02-09-2009 10:11 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 380859)
ortiz: batted like 950, then what 215 the year after testing?

Hmmm.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was using, but his numbers don't fit the pattern.

eta: He got better each year 2002-05. They started testing in 2003, and sanctions started getting harsh in 2005.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-09-2009 10:37 PM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 380925)
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he was using, but his numbers don't fit the pattern.

eta: He got better each year 2002-05. They started testing in 2003, and sanctions started getting harsh in 2005.
I think if he was dosing anything, it was chocolate milkshakes.

Replaced_Texan 02-10-2009 12:03 AM
Doggies
 
I must say that the judges at Westminster this year are excellent. Especially that herding group judge. Course, there was no question who was going to win. That dog basically dared the judge to pick anyone else.

Be scared, Standard Poodle. You're going down.

Jack Manfred 02-10-2009 12:49 AM
Re: ARod Admits It
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 380905)
I think you misunderstand. Just because I would not do it, it does not mean that it's not a wonderful, beautiful thing.
See, here's where you lost me. Because A-Rod having sex with Madonna is not a wonderful, beautiful thing.

Besides, no one thinks a 33-year old woman having sex with a 20-year old man is comparable to Madonna's situation.

Plus, you wouldn't have these problems if you were a 33-year old woman having sex with a 20-year old man AND a 20-year old woman. Then your partners would (collectively) be older than you. But you always seem to resist the obvious path to your happiness, don't you Gwinky?

(Of course, I apologize profusely if Gwinky is younger than A-Rod. I think she should have to apologize to her boyfriend's mom if he's younger than 20.)


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