Truly Hot Women
 

Toads, unlike frogs, do not taste like chicken, at least when you eat them raw after they are frozen in a freak freeze down by the Gulf.

Calculators cause cancer.

[Insert various other patently ridiculous statements of "fact."]

The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.

The word "gullible" is in the encyclopedia, and your picture is in the entry.

Agent Orange is an FDA-approved body-hair remover.

Truly Hot Women
 

a lot of the girls like my avatar's hair. they don't like to think of it being intentionally removed, even from back.

Hot Guy/Not Hot Gal
 

In Mormondom it's more likely to work out like this: he finally comes to grip with the fact that he's always been gay after 8 years of marriage and four children. They go through an acrimonious divorce, during which she may make unfounded accusations that he molested their children. Then he partners with another fo-Mo gay man who shares his baggage, and the wife marries a guy whose wife left him for another woman.

I'm sooooooo glad my husband's family's story is nothing like this.

tm

Lesbian Question of the Day
 

What do lesbians call birth control? Cuz obviously it's not for that.

Lesbian Question of the Day
 

I don't know, what do lesbians call birth control?


Ohhh...it wasn't a riddle, sorry.


We call them dental dams.

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

Did I unknowingly step into a time warp into last week's inane discussions, or somehow find an alternate reality where everything sucks? Can someone please reverse the polarity on the tachyon fields and blast a wormhole back into my preferred reality where I'm entertained, not depressed by the FB? Or, if that isn't possible, could someone kindly beat me over the head with something heavy?

Thanks in advance,

Bizarro Flinty (I love you, Bizarro)

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

Please elaborate as to what you are finding sucky and/or "depressing" so that I may determine whether it will be necessary to smash your monkey skull in like a rotten Halloween pumpkin.

Edited to take out superfluous fluff from the post to which I was replying.

Truly Hot Women
 

Do give me some credit. I never once believed that you were forested.

Hank, however, by dint of his defoliating tips, has let the cat out of the bag for himself.

Fuck you, Atticus
 

Dearest Atticus, thank you so much for fostering this post.

I am sending Kafka to blow up your computer right now.

Truly Hot Women
 

Now we know how Not Me's hooch got that hint of citrus.

Kill me now!
 

Why do you continue to bait that moron?

P.S. I still hate you.

Paging Not Me
 

Wait a second. This is fucked up. You think you can judge somebody and tell us about their psychological issues based on their dating preferences. You know what it sounds like to me? It sounds like your are a straight up racist, simple and plain. Fuck you, asshole.

Truly Hot Women
 

Nicely done, but you're still in the doghouse.

Paging Not Me
 

back before I got to be a very very rich lawyer, and got breeding, most girls I dated were missing 1 to as many as 3 or 4 teeth. You could assume all kinds of fetish reasons or "psychological issues", but mostly it was the women with all their teeth who were making the choices to not date me. It wasn't my issue.

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

Farscape Miniseries In Works

SCI FI Wire has learned that production will begin Dec. 15 in Australia on
a new four-hour Farscape miniseries, with stars Ben Browder, Claudia Black
and others reprising their roles. A source close to the production told the
Wire that series creators Rockne O'Bannon and David Kemper are readying a
script for the miniseries, which as yet has no air date and no TV
distribution deal. The SCI FI Channel, which originally aired four seasons
of Farscape, had no comment on the report. A spokesperson for Jim Henson
Co., which produced the series, also had no comment.

The proposed miniseries will probably wrap up the events of the show, which
ended with a cliffhanger. The source added, "I believe it will certainly
air on television. At this point, it's in the early stages of finding that
home."

Hey all you Houston folks
 

Reports are your 'Stros have signed Andy Pettite.

Hey all you Houston folks
 

GODDAMMIT!

Hey all you Houston folks
 

Link?

TM

Paging Not Me
 

I just had to say that this was very good.

Now I'll stop.

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

Fringey, take heart, I have never found you sucky, though not for lack of trying. I was referring to the rehashing of the "Topic That Shall Not Be Named" which appeared last week and nauseated me.

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

I looked, and saw virtually NO references to reality TV. Are you sure you're reading the right board?

Hey all you Houston folks
 

Turn on WFAN. That's where my friend heard it reported.

Hey all you Houston folks
 

Who cares.* We're not going to win a playoff series.


*attitude subject to change

Hey all you Houston folks
 

Next you'll be telling us something else ridiculous, like there was an earthquake in D.C.

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

Hmph.

Well what did you think of the Battlestar Galactica mini-series???

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

I have it on the dvr to watch this weekend. I am really looking forward to it after your comments.

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

RT, I wasn't talking about you. In fact, I was really only singling out one sock...but was trying to be gentle.

I actually caught some of BG last night and liked it--but I have to tape it and see the beginning--I started in the middle and was a little confused. As for the changes, let's face it, the old BG was damn cheesy. I like the new look, the new storyline, and esp. the intrigue with the sexed-up Cylons. I'd watch it too if it were a series again.

Hebrew Hammer
 

did anyone see this? is it a series or was it a movie or special or seomthing? dehydrated fruit eddie is in it and he is funny, or he was on Friends.

Truly Hot Women
 

Absolutely agree. I was in Florida months ago hanging out with some female friends at a bar in a resort and these fat hairy dudes who appeared to be throwing serious cash around started aggressively hitting on the chicks. The girls thought it was funny for a while, but the dudes got rather crude quickly. In a moment of chivalry my buddy and I pretended to be dating two of the girls to signal the hairy guys to lay off. These fat hairy fucks kept hitting on the chicks and sneering at my buddy and me. It was all I could do not to say to one guy, "Have you looked in the fuckin' mirror lately? You're a tan George Costanza wearing a gold chain and an open collared shirt. We're in Boca, and you're still fucking ugly. What makes you think you can land a hottie? Because you've got cash? Think again... you at least have to be moderately fuckable to work that angle, or the girls have to be dumber than paint, which they're not... so please, step the fuck off and grow some manners."

For NotBob
 

I love you, too, TM. And did you also get a mental picture of the Not Bobby Clarke and Eric Lindros fiasco while reading that article?

(but, hey, it's all right -- Boomer's gonna be back!)

Time Warp--Parallel Universe
 

To me, the very concept of the BG miniseries is right on the razor's edge between frightening and brilliant.

Do they still say "by your command"?

Do they still use the same special effect over and over for every space fight scene? (You know -- BG fighter shoots four shots at the Cylon fighter as the Cylon fighter veers to the left, the fifth shot hits and the Cylon blows up... and for variety, they flip the panels so the Cylon and the shots are veering right).

rotten balls
 

The balls don't smell anything like normal B.O. though. I've tested them right after a shower or bath in which I vigorously scrubbed the balls with soap (OK, maybe not "vigorously" but thoroughly). And while the scent is certainly much fainter at that point, it is still there! It won't go away! Am I really the only one who's noticed this?

Truly Hot Women
 

At some point in their rudeness, you SHOULD have said exactly that.

(Assuming they weren't of sufficient richness to have their own WWF bodyguards nearby.)

Truly Hot Women
 

What'd you do instead? Order them another round?

TM

Hebrew Hammer
 

It was on Comedy Central Monday night and I heard on Jon Stewart that it is going to released theatrically soon. It has some funny moments in a yuk yuk kind of way. I would have been pissed to pay money to see it in a theatre, but it was okay for free and with MNF on the split screen.

For NotBob
 

Well, if we lose him because Cashman couldn't make a few phone calls, I'll be pissed.

TM

Truly Hot Women
 

FYI...

Guys aren't idiots. A lot of them understand subtlety and will drop facts they think will land them a chick. We often gear our replies to best fit the class we guess or target chick to be a member of.

Oh, and nothing is a worse indicator of wealth than a man's watch and his car. Most guys blow more than they have on both as soon as they get their first good paying gig.

But you're correct that the musician will always get laid first.

rotten balls
 

What, will these balls ne’er be clean?
Here’s the smell of the curry still
All the Death By Chocolate of the Southwest will not sweeten these Schweddy Balls.

TM

Truly Hot Women
 

My experience has taught me that you can't go wrong with a drummer or a lacrosse player.

Men who have fishtanks in their apartments after college are likely to be VERY bad in bed.

The sex will always be better if you have to get on an airplane to get it.

These are merely my observations. YMMV, of course.

Truly Hot Women
 

I disagree.

Theoretically, a musician would get laid first. But in the wild of a town filled with musicians . . . lawyers, lobbyists, and (still employed) tech guys always get the truly hot girls first.