Courtney Love Update
 

MAKE ITS STOPPPPPPPP!

ETA: didn't she used to have tits?

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Homemade ice cream?
 

Or, in the looney bin, as the case may be.

Kaboom "Chick" Boom.

but given our posting styles, that ironic, right?

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Best thing about bilmore? He would never lord his "OG" status over us newbers. SS how many email did he send us back in the early days on infirm, encouraging, warning about a trick up the sleeve of atticus or his BT sock, suggesting a better way to deal with a Ty-barb? But suggesting and encouraging-never did he criticize for the sake of criticizing.
When i see the state of the "seniors" now, post BB, it makes me sad.

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That is so Monday afternoon.

But since the thread is closed your forgiven. Please try and keep up in the future.

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He was witty and well dressed. I will miss him.

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He was like Paigow, with testicles, only not as fancy....[sniff].....[sniff].

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[sniff]

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What's with all the sniffing? Was the scent of Bilmore's balls particularly noteworthy?

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You're confusing bilmore and slave. But that's another story.

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What? Several hours and no response from Grey Pubes? Was this, too, a Bilmore sock?

Oh, the humanity!

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You can never have enough Priests Gone Wild.

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What's the deal, did Bilmore retire? If so, I missed that completely.

bongorama
 

Hey, Philly may suck for a lot of reasons, but its not Pittsburgh. Chong was busted by a political whore AUSA right-wing Ashcroft/Santorum suck-up from Pittsburgh, NOT Philly.

We may have our problems, but we'd never allow a genetic defect to waste our tax dollars like that on this side of the state. Her shtick wouldn't last a half a month on this side of the state. If there's a just God, she'll be looking for work shortly, when her boy gets run out of DC.

As one who was until recently a registered republican, I can say without any hyperbole that she and her Jesus Nazi ally, Santorum, and the rest of their ilk should be boiled in poison oil for what they and their kind have done to the party.

But happily, they'll be gone soon enough. And you know what? I'm happy to get higher taxes... its worth it just to turn these idiots out on their asses.

bongorama
 

No hyperbole, indeed. I'm glad to see you showed some self-restraint here.

bongorama
 

I really believe it. I'd have a hard time offering any of those people a hand if they were drowning. They're just that loathesome.

I'd probably offer them the hand ultimately and hate myself for it later.

Statute of Limitations
 

Since it is dull here today, I pose a real question to spice things up.

I just ended a relationship. Earlier in the year, one of my closest friends died after a long illness. Em's spouse ("S") is also a close friend. There has long been an obvious (to me) but unspoken attraction between us. This felt somewhat intensified during the last year of my friend's life. S and I have continued our friendship since my friend's death. S just came back from a vacation (visiting spouse's family) and so I haven't yet informed S of the end of my other relationship.

I am afraid about what will happen now that I am also single. S is definitely still mourning the loss of em's spouse (as am I). S was an amazing spouse to my friend, even before my friend was sick.

I don't imagine anything happening immediately but my imagination has already taken me down a guilty path.

How scummy is it that I am even contemplating this? Discuss, please.

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Good lord. I made out with yet another stripper and a male friend last night while my husband was out of town. You are not even approaching scummy. Get over it and fuck S.

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Comparing Bilmore to Donnie is just...well...perfect.

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You have a male friend stripper who isn't gay?

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What's the problem--that you had these thoughts before your friend died, so they're wrong even after the death?

Seems to me that widows/ers often remarry (or have relationships with) their spouse's friends. It kind of makes sense, seeing as you're not usually out on the singles scene. Since you're not married, all the better, since have the time homewrecking is going on as well.

ETCS

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Grey Pubes was the sock of another old skooler, now gone. Alas, our ranks are dwindling. Why, Flower, why?

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It's hard to know the answer to this question, but would your friend that passed away, were his spirit floating around watching things, feel better about his wife getting involved with one of his close friends, who he trusted, than with some complete stranger?

My only advice - give it some time. Let it cool off a little (assuming that it's heating up) and let her get passed her mourning stage. If she still feels the same or if the feelings grow over the next 6-12 months, then go for it.

ETA: I note I am assuming the sexes of the people, where you have indicated none. Sorry for the assumption if I'm wrong.

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I live such a sheltered life.

As for the anon poster -- I don't think that you should feel guilty about your attraction to your late friend's spouse. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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I think you misread. my money is on female stripper and a male friend. male strippers are by definition either (a) gay, (b) too disgusting to contemplate kissing, or (c) both.

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I purposely misread in an attempt to ferret out the truth!

By too disgusting do you mean ridiculously tan?

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It's hard to imagine a guy feeling shame over this--most would hit it wit' a quickness.

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My money too.
Many moons ago my roommate went out with a male stripper. He had a mullet (this was the late 80s, if that means anything) and I'm pretty sure he was bi. Not sure what the point of this story is (other than the fact that he was not really someone I would like to kiss on account of the mullet), but in any event he had a huge cock. He would frequently walk around our apt. naked. He let me wear his velcro pants and I would yank them off, stripper-style. That's fun.

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Anon's feelings sound more like survivor's guilt than hot-for-my-friend's- spouse guilt. Friend is dead, recognizing a mutual attraction probably makes S and Anon feel alive - boom, guilt -- it's not really about the sex.

That probably happens because the loss of the person they both loved strengthens the bond. Mourning is a very isolating experience and it's difficult to have a relationship with someone who doesn't understand that kind of grief.

Since you both are still living and might not be tomorrow, the attraction is apparent, and nothing makes you feel quite so alive as great sex, I agree with ABBA. Act on it.

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I've cut my hair and no, I'm not bi.

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Late 80's you were 15. did you have a fake ID?

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I wasn't that old.

My cock grew huge at an early age.

attitude question
 

I haven't really listened to hip hop or rap since college.
Sometimes I'd hear something I'd like, but I just never followed up.

Flash forward to about a week ago, someone recommended a CD from a local group. awash in musical boredom, I bought the thing. I really like it, but a have a problem. N.B. this is a honest question, and I know several of you listen so maybe you'll have advice.

8 lines into the first song is the first "niggerz." After that it occurs on average every 3 lines.

Right now I am listening in my car with the windows up. I guess I've seen college white boys listening to it with the windows down. I cannot imagine a white lawyer doing the same. I cannot imagine playing it when we have friends over.

am I paranoid? riddled with some type-guilt?

Anyone worked throught this? Particular "clean" CD's for spring afternoons with the windows down?

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Ding ding ding ding.

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No guy would post this query. He'd simply brood for a while over how his buddy would feel and probably delay the inevitable, but eventually, he'd sleep with his dead buddy's wife.

And for those of you who believe in an afterlife, his buddy would probably think its fine. In fact, if I was dead, I'd prefer my wife sleep with a friend. If nothing else, two people close to you remain happy, at least in part because of you. If you're going to be dead, I guess that's as good as the consolation prizes get.

Sure beats a monument or the pathetic "He was such a good lawyer" crap I read in the legal journals when people die. I'm having my will revised to remove any reference to this profession. I will cast a curse on any swine who says "he was a very good lawyer" at my wake. He shall be stricken impotent and develop a stutter immediately.

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this statement seems so unlikely anyway. or are your friends good liars too?

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

Please. It would be "that cat was always playing fast and loose in court, winning cases by smiling from the podium while the nerdy law-review glasses-wearing librarian chick lawyers on the other side wasted their time by whining to the judge about citation formats."

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Smelled vaguely of curry, I've been told.

I have come to bury sebby, not praise him
 

Bob, you never struck me as one of the toolish sort, so why must you carry their torch?

NCS - Can I have my tee back?