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Shape Shifter

05-10-2005 02:54 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, women are supposed to be multi-orgasmic. It raises questions about you that you feel this word adds further definition.

You were the one who raised the distinction initially. I think you also said that you were 6'11".

dtb	05-10-2005 02:54 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
There are studies on cheap husbands and whether they cheat? Who commissioned this? Did they do a study on poor uneducated husbands and whether they cheat when they hit the lottery with a low self esteem chick?

Perhaps I overstate. There is at least one study (albeit perhaps of dubious pedigree) that concludes that cheap guys are less likely to cheat on their wives. I can't remember where I read it, or I would link to it.

Paigow -- where's the love for my (mostly) correct translation?

the Jewish People

05-10-2005 02:59 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Once at dinner with them a waiter came up and said there was a phone call for a Dr Goldberg. He asked if I were Dr. Goldberg. I could see a distinct wistfullness in my MIL's eyes at the question.

Chinaski, We know Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg is a friend of ours and you, sir, are no Dr. Goldberg!

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

05-10-2005 02:59 PM

Another thing that sucks

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Making people pay for their own bar dues and reimbursing them three to six months later so long as all the proper forms are filled out.

Fuckers.

3 to 6 months is a lot sooner than never. qwitcherbitchin.

paigowprincess

05-10-2005 03:01 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by dtb
Perhaps I overstate. There is at least one study (albeit perhaps of dubious pedigree) that concludes that cheap guys are less likely to cheat on their wives. I can't remember where I read it, or I would link to it.

Paigow -- where's the love for my (mostly) correct translation?

You know, I thought you thought I was being a!nti-semitic (I was scrolling to post with caution and dread thinking I was about to get hit hard by one of my sisters) , so I wasn't loving it. But if you weren't, then brava?

ETA. I hope you followed this. I am scribbling fast as I am starvin marvin AND under deadline.

Brad Pitt

05-10-2005 03:02 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
YOUR best work?

Off my corner, ho.

I'm sorry. I would have said "our" best work, but I didn't want to presume that you thought it was one of your better films. You've got two oscar noms, including one for best actor, and I only have one for 12 Monkeys (hi Flinty!).

sebastian_dangerfield

05-10-2005 03:03 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Some Jews like strippers but I think the model married Jewish man is more Chef than Less and I can't imagine Chef turning into a Federline (despite the fact that Chef probably appreciates Britney more than Federline). There is also the legend that Jewish men make the best husbands. Less likely to cheat, get divorced, more loyal to family. And tend to be better with money than your average Federline, poor white trash, type. I think str8 will get my back on this. And I dont know who of the married with children men crew is jewish but I bet those who are would tend to agree. Hell, the 35 yo spinster is doing JDate and she is a self proclaimed WASP (though she could be a catholic with a delusion, but she aint jewish).

But you are the product of Catholic schools in Pennsyltucky so you woudlnt know this.

I grew up in a largely Jewish neighborhood. About 1/2 my close friends are Jewish (1/2 my wedding party). And you're dead wrong. The biggest philanderers I know are Jews and Catholics. Its all the pent up shame and guilt both religions whack you with as a kid. You're just citing the stereotypical nebbish who kisses his wife's and mom's ass. He exists, but he's not the rule. In fact, I think he's a silly generalization. The other one I love is Jews not being able to sauce it up. Most of my Jewish friends can outdrink me. Your impressions are right out of some Woody Allen flick. In my experience at least...

ETA: And anyone who knows Jews would know "ski" on the end is not traditionally Jewish. Jews - generally - have "skY." But these are all just generalizations... so they're not worth anything really.

Shape Shifter

05-10-2005 03:04 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I grew up in a largely Jewish neighborhood. About 1/2 my close friends are Jewish (1/2 my wedding party). And you're dead wrong. The biggest philanderers I know are Jews and Catholics. Its all the pent up shame and guilt both religions whack you with as a kid. You're just citing the stereotypical nebbish who kisses his wife's and mom's ass. He exists, but he's not the rule. In fact, I think he's a silly generalization. The other one I love is Jews not being able to sauce it up. Most of my Jewish friends can outdrink me. You're impressions are right out of some Woody Allen flick. In my experience at least...

Woody Allen is Jewish?

Hank Chinaski

05-10-2005 03:06 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You were the one who raised the distinction initially. I think you also said that you were 6'11".

doctors can be tall.

Brad Pitt

05-10-2005 03:06 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We aren't talking marriage here, and I never said Jen isn't cute. But comparing Angelina and Jen is like comparing a Ferrari and a Porsche. Both are great, but only one's a true exotic.

ETA: Nobody offer the Gomer Pyle retort "What about that new Porsche that costs 400K? That's exotic."

You are absolutely correct about this. They are both fun to drive, but any run of the mill attorney or dentist can drive a porsche as a daily driver, but only really lucky people ever get to test drive a Ferrari.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-10-2005 03:07 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But these are all just generalizations... so they're not worth anything really.

I'd give you two shiny pennies for all of them. But then they'd be all mine and you couldn't use them anymore.

Shape Shifter

05-10-2005 03:08 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
doctors can be tall.

But you are a rarity - a big man with ball-handling skills. What happened? ACL?

NotFromHere

05-10-2005 03:10 PM

Runaway Bride

Checks into hospital for undisclosed medical and mental issues.

Her family’s church says it will not be disclosing how long she’ll be in the hospital or when there will be any updates.
Separately, court records reportedly show that Wilbanks served jail time for shoplifting several years ago.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Monday that Wilbanks faced a felony charge in 1996 for allegedly shoplifting $1,700 worth of merchandise from a mall. Records show the prosecutor in that case dropped the charge after Wilbanks completed a program of community service and restitution. That prosecutor is now serving as Wilbanks’ attorney.

Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.

paigowprincess

05-10-2005 03:11 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I grew up in a largely Jewish neighborhood. About 1/2 my close friends are Jewish (1/2 my wedding party). And you're dead wrong. The biggest philanderers I know are Jews and Catholics. Its all the pent up shame and guilt both religions whack you with as a kid. You're just citing the stereotypical nebbish who kisses his wife's and mom's ass. He exists, but he's not the rule. In fact, I think he's a silly generalization. The other one I love is Jews not being able to sauce it up. Most of my Jewish friends can outdrink me. Your impressions are right out of some Woody Allen flick. In my experience at least...

ETA: And anyone who knows Jews would know "ski" on the end is not traditionally Jewish. Jews - generally - have "skY." But these are all just generalizations... so they're not worth anything really.

1) Horsefeathers
2) Re ETA: Whiffski

Flinty_McFlint

05-10-2005 03:12 PM

That's right, you're not from Texas.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Dude, don't compare Lyle Lovett to Kenny Chesney. Chesney is apparently one of them dudes in hats who are currently popular in country music. Lyle's is really more of a singer-songwriter.

In short, I hate country music, and I like Lyle. So, ipso facto, he ain't country. QED.

Whoa whoa whoa. It was not an attack on you. I have been known to listen to Patsy Cline or Willie Nelson, and Wilco and sometimes Beck sound awfully country-like to me sometimes too. And I have been known to think Faith Hill and Shania are sexy (but their music not so much). So I don't totally hate country music. But you might want to reevaluate Lyle. I'm pretty sure he falls in the country genre, so ipso facto, you like country music.

paigowprincess

05-10-2005 03:13 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Checks into hospital for undisclosed medical and mental issues.

Her family’s church says it will not be disclosing how long she’ll be in the hospital or when there will be any updates.
Separately, court records reportedly show that Wilbanks served jail time for shoplifting several years ago.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Monday that Wilbanks faced a felony charge in 1996 for allegedly shoplifting $1,700 worth of merchandise from a mall. Records show the prosecutor in that case dropped the charge after Wilbanks completed a program of community service and restitution. That prosecutor is now serving as Wilbanks’ attorney.

Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.

WHO FUCKING CARES?

sebastian_dangerfield

05-10-2005 03:13 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hm. What is it with rich women and the shoplifting. I can't even imagine risking getting caught for stupid shit. And the prosecutor is now a defense attorney? Shocking.

Its fun.

Prosecutors have 3 career tracks:

Defense atty
Politician
Penniless shnook

What the hell do you mean by "shocking"?

notcasesensitive

05-10-2005 03:14 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Oh brother. This is news? What is wrong with people?

Hank Chinaski

05-10-2005 03:16 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHO FUCKING CARES?

Whiff

bold_n_brazen

05-10-2005 03:17 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

Poll: What have you been putting off that you really want to do? For the purposes of the poll, you have to have the means and/or the ability to do it.

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For me, it's not so much a what as a who.

NotFromHere

05-10-2005 03:17 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

What the hell do you mean by "shocking"?

Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.

Brad Pitt

05-10-2005 03:17 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its fun.

Prosecutors have 3 career tracks:

Defense atty
Politician
Penniless shnook

What the hell do you mean by "shocking"?

I think you forgot Judge, unless that falls under the last two categories.

Brad Pitt

05-10-2005 03:19 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For me, it's not so much a what as a who.

Well, I am single again. And I don't mind kids, apparently.

greatwhitenorthchick

05-10-2005 03:19 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.

Everyone does it. I know this because I am a faithful Law and Order viewer.

Hank Chinaski

05-10-2005 03:22 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But you are a rarity - a big man with ball-handling skills. What happened? ACL?

Having to shower with Thurgreed day after day ruined my self-confidence.:( :(

bold_n_brazen

05-10-2005 03:22 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Pitt
Well, I am single again. And I don't mind kids, apparently.

I'm with casey on this one...

You're kind of bland.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-10-2005 03:24 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.

What fucking planet have you come from? I've done defense work. There is mutual respect from both sides, unless you're some idiot with shit for brains (in which case you'll never last). From what television program do you get your info?

Brad Pitt

05-10-2005 03:28 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm with casey on this one...

You're kind of bland.

Fair enough. I'm not really into older women anyway.

Not Bob

05-10-2005 03:34 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.

Sweetie, I am sure that everyone will mostly agree that I am entirely correct in telling you that you are wrong on this one. The disdain exists, but ends as soon as they switch teams, sts. I know about 15 people who have made this switch.

Unless you are talking ahout "shocking" in the same way that Captain Rennault was shocked to find gambling in the casino at Rick's.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-10-2005 03:59 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Poll: What have you been putting off that you really want to do? For the purposes of the poll, you have to have the means and/or the ability to do it.

FFM

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-10-2005 04:02 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
How is this your corner?

and who the FUCK is Sequels?

Do I really have to explain? I thought you were the perpetual cataloguer of all things FB-related?

I think Sequels is Coltrane's bitch.

paigowprincess

05-10-2005 04:07 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What fucking planet have you come from? I've done defense work. There is mutual respect from both sides, unless you're some idiot with shit for brains (in which case you'll never last). From what television program do you get your info?

Where is this strange pink-panted, hard drinking, cheating Jew/prosectur-defense attorney mutual respect land that you live?

Shape Shifter

05-10-2005 04:20 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Do I really have to explain? I thought you were the perpetual cataloguer of all things FB-related?

I think Sequels is Coltrane's bitch.

Vice versa.

Pretty Little Flower

05-10-2005 04:21 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Presecutors and the people who work for prosecutors hold a general disdain for all defense attorneys as a group. To go to the dark side would be shocking.

You are full of shit. Didn't you listen to Sebastian? You are making these broad generalizations and now you look like an ass. Again. Broad generalizations are not worth anything, just like Sebatian said. You don't see Sebastian running around using broad generalizations on the internet. Do you?

notcasesensitive

05-10-2005 04:22 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You are full of shit. Didn't you listen to Sebastian? You are making these broad generalizations and now you look like an ass. Again. Broad generalizations are not worth anything, just like Sebatian said. You don't see Sebastian running around using broad generalizations on the internet. Do you?

I didn't realize that NFH's comments were limited to women prosecutors.

Not Bob

05-10-2005 04:25 PM

Where have all the flowers gone?

Quote:

The plaintiff's lawyer in the deposition I am drowsing thru just used the phrase "nancy boy" in a question. Sadly, I wasn't paying attention, so I don't have a clue as to the context. Guess I'll find out when McGillicuddy summarizes the transcript.

Pretty Little Flower

05-10-2005 04:28 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I didn't realize that NFH's comments were limited to women prosecutors.

Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.

Pretty Little Flower

05-10-2005 04:29 PM

Things that suck

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
For me, it's not so much a what as a who.

I'll be here for you when the time is right.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-10-2005 04:30 PM

?!?!? Tori SPelling got married?

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Vice versa.

Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.

paigowprincess

05-10-2005 04:31 PM

Runaway Bride

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are you proud of this joke? Or, as I suspect may actually be the case, did you cyber-blurt it out because it seemed funny at the time, but now you are a bit sheepish about having made it.

Why are you being such a dick? Usually you proselytize us from the puffy cloud upon which you live. Now you are raining the anger down like a thurgreed shitstorm.

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