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no thanks necessary. you earned it. The only thanks i need is a small nod of appreciation to the fact that your growth to being Gallant (and bravo to you) was at least partially fertilized by my earlier identification of your behavior as Guffus.

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What do you expect from someone who losews a K Race to NFH?

"Ping! Pow!

This is the only thing you've said in like 2 years that was any good.

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So post a photo of them already.

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is there a trick to scrolling from 20 pages ago? So you post and now you're back on the newest page, how do you quickly get back to where you were? Is there some "go back to" link?

Bringing back Bra-Talk
 

It's called the back button Hank. Some IP atty you are. Now excuse me while I remove the white out from my monitor.

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TV internet doesn't have that function:(

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Definitely not #1 -- that's the worst case scenario. I'd go with #2 I guess, with the thought at settling for somewhere between $3k-$5k.

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I doubt it. Otherwise it would be Odd de Man (perhaps abbreviated to Odd'man), or very rarely, Oddman de Man, or Oddmanx.

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Really? Sebby, you are fired. str8, any interest in taking my case?

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Mr Man =\ (that is supposed to be an equals sign with a slash through it) The OddMan. Please don't get E/O mad at me here.

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Speaking of which, I have an e/o sighting to report. Much like a bigfoot sighting, there was only one flaky witness with questionable credibility.

In any event, e/o gives her best regards to all you wacky FBers, and hopes to visit again sometime in 2007.

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Can I pretend that I knew that all along, and that you just whiffed?

Haha NCS, you just whiffed. WHIFFEROOSKI.

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 

this reminds me, unclean hands sometimes is a good argument.

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Whiff! (either #2 or #3 or both)

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Because you all care. Deadbeat was appalled to learn that bank is hitting me with this. Deadbeat has promised to handle. I'm sure this situation will continue to evolve.

Back to you in the newsroom, Mick and Buffy.


(Deadbeat also apparently remarried 2 months ago. No word on whether I can substitute her name on the student loan guarantee.)

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If they'd go for that sort of haircut, they have a bad guarantee/confession, which you'll find out when you talk to your litigator friend. In which case, you should settle for $1k nuisance value.

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LOL! I should have STP'd! Merde! lol.

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Do you have the same first name? Maybe you can argue she is the Guarantor? Successor by operation of law? Maybe you should change your name, quickly.

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Who married Mr. Between-Jobs-and-Not-Paying-His-Loans? God.

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Perhaps a Serbian "model" looking for an American patsy to take care of her immigration woes?

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Hm. Too bad we didn't know about this ahead of time -- Spanky seems like a better bet.

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Alas, Spanky is not the marryin' kind. A girl can dream though.

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Ah. I had missed that feature. Well, too bad.

Does he make babies? Because my clock's a-tickin'.

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Probably, but, frankly, given his I-don't-wanna-talk-about-sex-with-lawyers attitude, he seems like a "lie back and think of England" kinda guy to me, you know?

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My computer is torturin me. I need a nap. Am thisclose to finishing this thing I am working on and my computer is fuckign with me. I think Less has invaded it. Fuck you, computer, I overestimated your character and maturity.

It is very hard to go to shows night after night after night when you are a lawyer. But I am loathe to choose sleep over the Music bc that would officially mean I am old.

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Hmm. I wish I were a better sockbuster, or I might be able to guess this one.

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Hey if you like music and live in the SF area (you do right, you are Spanky's cat, no?) you should call Paigow. I hear she has an extra ticket, VIP, to the Counting Crowes at the Fillmoure. She offered it to Less, but she overestimated his ability to let bygones be bygones or he underestimated her sincerity. I normally wouldn't get involved in these old skool feuds but I know Less can't see my posts anyway.

Unless she reconciled with Slave and he is going. I think he likes the Crowes.

Eh, whatever.

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Unless Spittles is a Sebby cat and not a feline cat, I don't think she can get in to the show.

I was just trying to be friendly to a fellow music fan. Remember, I have been in hippie heaven for the past few days. Its all about the music, man.

BUt it isnt a hard ticket or anything, so I am sure he will have no probelm getting in, if he wants.

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Ultimately, as I tell my SO's kids, it's the thought that counts.

Have fun tonight. I hope that they do Mr. Jones for the encore. Knock on wood.

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Knock Three Times also?

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Did they cover that one? I am not a hep cat so much.

Further Update
 

I've done a bit of thinking, and I'm concerned that I might have come down a little hard on my ex. I mean, he didn't want me to find out that he was in default on his debts and I'm sure the shock of hearing that bank was contacting me was quite a lot to bear. In light of my better understanding of his situation, please retroactively replace "deadbeat" in my earlier posts with "payment-challenged". I'm sure both Mr. Payment-Challenged and I will rest easier tonight if you would be so kind as to make this mental correction.

Namaste.

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So you still have feelings for him? Have you told him? Does Mr. Man know?

My advice, and this comes mainly from watching a lot of Dr. Phil, is get over him. Move on with your life. He obviously has.

Have you talked to a therapist?

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I just knew there was a sweetheart lurking somewhere in that dark dark heart of yours. Now if we could only find your inner slut, I could win the rest of the bet with Gatti.

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If you catch me on a bad night, say about 4a.m., I may be willing to sell you one.

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The lump of coal where my heart used to be recognizes the lump of coal within you also.

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I would make an excellent mother.

Top of the Heap!
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4137506.stm

So dna testing shows 4-10% of the kids being raised as some man's kids really aren't. I did a rough survey of the kids for the 25 more frequently posting males (excluding nfh) and, if everyone is telling the truth, 11 of them were raising the kids of some other poster. So once again we spike well above the average.

mazel tov! Atticus, my "son" turned 13

et tu Thurgreed? My sister can dunk.

st8. junior has six toes, right? Don't be surprised if you see SS in sandals some day.

• One in 25 fathers 'not the daddy'
  
  Up to one in 25 dads could unknowingly be raising another man's child, UK health researchers estimate.
  Increasing use of genetic testing for medical and legal reasons means more couples are discovering the biological proof of who fathered the child.
  
  The Liverpool John Moores University team reached its estimate based on research findings published between 1950 and 2004.

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No, it really isn't.

TM