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Not Bob 08-17-2005 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Who is that very cute woman with the cooking show - she does a lot of Italian cuisine (if not exclusively Italian)? She is my TV girlfriend, although sometimes she seems a little bit stuck up.

ncs: is this soft-core enough for you?
Rachel Ray? I've never seen her show, but I have seen commericals and book covers with her pictues. She is cute.

eta (thanks, dtb) -- Nigella is cute, too. And I haven't seen her show, either, but I've seen her interviewed. I think she's British, and they sound stuck up even when they aren't.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I own it. It was very popular amongst my friends in law school. I've actually eaten some of the recipes from it (never actually cooked anything myself) and they were very good. I thought the appeal was that most of the recipes have dead time built in (while you're marinating or something) during which you can have sex. Cooking and sex go together better than eating and sex.
Were you in the Top Law School, Few Blowjobs crowd or the Inferior Law School, Sucked My Way Through Law School crowd? I need to know this in order to determine how much credibility your law school classmates have in this area.

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Rachel Ray? I've never seen her show, but I have seen commericals and book covers with her pictues. She is cute.
She's got a cute face, but I would have to gag her. Oy, that VOICE!

It's not Nigella either. Nigella is very sexy, but not exactly my cup of same-sex tea. And I'm also not referring to the Barefoot Contessa or the still-living Fat Lady. (Which one died, btw? the one who rode in the side car, or the one who drove?)

This woman is late 20s/early 30s, light brown long hair, petite but curvy, olive skin, green eyes. On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or, ncs could be a gwnc sock because I am so afraid of being alone that I pretend to have an internet girlfriend on the internet. I'm not sure where that leaves Mr. Man.
Stop. dtb's head hurts.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-17-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Were you in the Top Law School, Few Blowjobs crowd or the Inferior Law School, Sucked My Way Through Law School crowd? I need to know this in order to determine how much credibility your law school classmates have in this area.
I knew I should have gone to Top Law School. My jaw still hurts.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
How do we know you really weighed 200? Maybe you weights in your pocket.
bullshit. I'm not in shape, I'm chubby....and hairy

sebastian_dangerfield 08-17-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, but I think I finished Billy Budd. Or maybe I saw the movie.
The Three Stooges' send up of that is such a classic.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-17-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's got a cute face, but I would have to gag her. Oy, that VOICE!

It's not Nigella either. Nigella is very sexy, but not exactly my cup of same-sex tea. And I'm also not referring to the Barefoot Contessa or the still-living Fat Lady. (Which one died, btw? the one who rode in the side car, or the one who drove?)

This woman is late 20s/early 30s, light brown long hair, petite but curvy, olive skin, green eyes. On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.
Is she the one with the giant head and alligator arms?

baltassoc 08-17-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's got a cute face, but I would have to gag her. Oy, that VOICE!

It's not Nigella either. Nigella is very sexy, but not exactly my cup of same-sex tea. And I'm also not referring to the Barefoot Contessa or the still-living Fat Lady. (Which one died, btw? the one who rode in the side car, or the one who drove?)

This woman is late 20s/early 30s, light brown long hair, petite but curvy, olive skin, green eyes. On one episode she wrapped melon balls in prosciutto and I was totally transfixed.
Giada De Laurentiis' Everyday Italian?

http://www.foodtv.com/food/show_ei/0...D_9958,00.html

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I had a bet with someone once that it was number 3. Que sera sera.
I had a bet it was a Penske sock. My suspicions were raised by the manly manliness of the masculine name (you might have need to compensate) and your avowed (albeit former?) crush on the pretty lady (she's my baby, and she makes me feel good, she's so fine!).

Sparklehorse 08-17-2005 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I used to have a running joke with a few buddies about something dog fuckers refer to as "The Knot." A few of our gfs/fiancees used to discuss some magazine or website about weddings called "The Knot." They had no idea "The Knot" had two very different meanings.

Google "The Knot" and the word "wedding." Then Google "The Knot" and the word "dog."

Made for some great double entendres.
I hate you. The first few sites that came up were about some kind of doggie dental floss. Then I found another one, and it was about bestiality. Talk about TUIMM.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
bullshit. I'm not in shape, I'm chubby....and hairy
how's your credit? you are now in the running to be my internet boyfriend (assuming the position is not already filled by Mr Man).

barely_legal 08-17-2005 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Were you in the Top Law School, Few Blowjobs crowd or the Inferior Law School, Sucked My Way Through Law School crowd? I need to know this in order to determine how much credibility your law school classmates have in this area.
I only blew one guy while I was in Law School. It was a long dry spell. But my resume looks great, and no sticky stains!

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 04:39 PM

Question for GWNC
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my clone.
Fringey?

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Giada De Laurentiis' Everyday Italian?

http://www.foodtv.com/food/show_ei/0...D_9958,00.html
That picture doesn't look exactly like her, but who else could it be?

And Coltrane, I never perceived those flaws in her, but if it is this Giada lady, I see what you're saying.

http://www.stpetetimes.com/2004/11/1...00004_1110.jpg


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