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Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 03:16 PM
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Kickers aren't considered to be NFL players by other NFL players.

There were also rumors in the 80s about another running back I won't name.

As for Garcia, I think that he gets the stories because, well, as the Not Bobette put it when she heard him interviewed last year, "he sounds gay." Whatever that means.
Wasn't Kenny Stabler rumored to be gay too?

I read yesterday about a openly gay goalie lacrosse player at Dartmouth. Lacrosse isn't exactly football, but it's not diving or gymnastics either.

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 03:18 PM
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it's ok. He has been tested and waited the six months and he had sex with her years ago, before the testing, so anything would have shown up. But thanks for your concern for my health.
You're welcome, but I don't really think Jeff actually had the sex with his skanky "girlfriend." She was probably mostly for show. Just like Katie Holmes.

mmm3587 06-01-2005 03:18 PM
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Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
I'm embarassed that I know this, but I think it was a Punk'd (hi: dtb;!,) with the guy who was in Up a Creek or Up the River or Without a Boat or whatever.

bold_n_brazen 06-01-2005 03:26 PM
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Wasn't Kenny Stabler rumored to be gay too?

I read yesterday about a openly gay goalie lacrosse player at Dartmouth. Lacrosse isn't exactly football, but it's not diving or gymnastics either.
I'm not a Canadian, but I'll be happy to tell you that lacrosse might actually be manlier than football, and it's certainly as manly as hockey.

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 03:27 PM
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Last I heard, he was still "interviewing" with other teams.
Otherwise, he will become a decorator.

Gattigap 06-01-2005 03:29 PM
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You're forgetting Kordell Stewart, who allegedly got arrested sucking a gentleman off in a public park known for public sex outside Pittsburgh.
Does he fit in the "quarterback" category?

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 03:32 PM
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I'm not a Canadian, but I'll be happy to tell you that lacrosse might actually be manlier than football, and it's certainly as manly as hockey.
Hockey is manly, NTTHATDWI

An NHL Player Talks About Being Gay in Hockey

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 03:32 PM
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Otherwise, he will become a decorator.
His decorating days on hold. I forgot that he'll be playing for Mooch this year.

After deliberating over several options, veteran quarterback Jeff Garcia has opted to join the Detroit Lions as a backup to starter Joey Harrington.

The two sides reached a contract agreement in principle Saturday afternoon, as Garcia bypassed job opportunities with the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks. Garcia will sign a one-year contract worth $2 million.

And this quote from outsports.com - Jeff says "I'm not gay."

http://www.badjocks.com/garcia/images/garcia.gif
dui mug shot.

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 03:35 PM
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But the gnarliest fuck-fag in all of hockey is:

http://www.garybettmansucks.com/

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:37 PM
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I'm not a Canadian, but I'll be happy to tell you that lacrosse might actually be manlier than football, and it's certainly as manly as hockey.
Agreed. Lacrosse players are totally hot.

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 03:38 PM
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Agreed. Lacrosse players are totally hot.
Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-01-2005 03:39 PM
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Take awalk through Chinatown on an Sunday afternoon in August if you want a treat for your nose.
MMMM... Fishy.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 03:43 PM
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Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. Poor guy. He is probably the ugliest quarterback in the history of the NFL. Even uglier than John "Big Head" Elway.

Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
Lorenzo Lamas is gay? I'm not shocked because he appears straight. He looks like he could be gay. I'm confused because he was dating Shauna Sand, who could possibly make a gay man straight (if that were possible). Yes, she's a cheesy airbrushed Playboy bimbo, but.... but, her natural rack is simply astounding. It'd be a damn shame if she were wasting those works of art on a cat who was more interested in getting his hands on a smooth set of balls.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 03:48 PM
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Lorenzo Lamas is gay? I'm not shocked because he appears straight. He looks like he could be gay. I'm confused because he was dating Shauna Sand, who could possibly make a gay man straight (if that were possible). Yes, she's a cheesy airbrushed Playboy bimbo, but.... but, her natural rack is simply astounding. It'd be a damn shame if she were wasting those works of art on a cat who was more interested in getting his hands on a smooth set of balls.
Lorenzo Lamas is straight. And a total horndog. He has replaced her with some other woman who looks just like her and he was doing catcalls at her at a charity dinner that he emceed recently* (she was one of the fashion show models - I doubt she would have gotten the gig were it not for her emcee friend). Anyhoo... He was on this show called Are You Hot and he would come out with cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like. It was really a shout-out to my reality tv peeps. Sorry for the confusion.



*hi, str8!

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:49 PM
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Isn't it interesting that the "he's gay" rumors in the NFL almost always involve the quarterbacks? I think they are probably all spread by the linemen who are sick of the prettyboys getting all the attention. Do we have any real reason to think he's gay other than the fact he has chosen a profession that allows him to spend a bunch of time touching some guy's ass? List of quarterbacks that I have heard are gay:

Steve Young
Troy Aikman
Jeff Garcia

Other NFL players that I've heard are gay:




<eom>
If Avery Johnson doesn't take it from the back, then my gaydar is way off.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:50 PM
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Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.
true.

bold_n_brazen 06-01-2005 03:50 PM
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Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.
In my personal experience, lacrosse players are both hot and not gay. A gold-mine of heterosexual yumminess. And those legs...

Okay, I need a few minutes alone.

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. Poor guy. He is probably the ugliest quarterback in the history of the NFL. Even uglier than John "Big Head" Elway.

Who was it that did the stunt where he interviewed Jeff Garcia on a golf course and totally put him down? Also led Bettis to believe he seriously injured the guy after the guy baited him to tackle him... I can picture the skit, but forget where I saw it.
One or both of these was an Ali G segment.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 03:54 PM
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He was on this show called Are You Hot and he would come out with cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like. It was really a shout-out to my reality tv peeps. Sorry for the confusion.
Taco Bell burrito, or Baja Fresh burrito? I tend to think the former.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 03:56 PM
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Gay or not, he is definitely Not Hot. Lorenzo Lamas has no burrito in his pants for Jeff Garcia, I'm sure. .
Thank you for that. That was the most misunderstood tv show ever.

What happened on the Britney show last night? Any good reality prgoramming this summer? I missed the Desperate Housewivse phemon and tivo says it isnt in reruns. sniff.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 03:56 PM
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Oh, I totally agree. But I assume that a good half of all hot men are gay.
Bolstering your position, the guy every cchick wanted to nail on my college's lacrosse team was either gay or one of those asexual types. Dude could have screwed any chick he liked, but as far as anyone knows, never bagged a single chick at the school. But he didn't seem really gay either. I read an article in some shitty magazine a few months back about how there is a little known culture of asexual people who don't desire straight or gay sex. The articcle theorized that these people might just have unnaturally low libidos. I've met some people like this. They scare the shit out of me.

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:57 PM
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Does he fit in the "quarterback" category?
Can't someone come up with a good "slash" joke in this context?

Speaking of good jokes, the SF 49ers Training Video is objectively funny, for an in-house corporate no-budget project. With the nudity blurred, I'd have to say my favorite bit is the Chinese newspaper translation. I reserve the right to change my mind when I get an un-blurred copy.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 03:59 PM
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Bolstering your position, the guy every cchick wanted to nail on my college's lacrosse team was either gay or one of those asexual types.
Just to close the circle, my non bf is a former lacrosse player. He has never struck me as gay or asexual notwithstanding my comment after the Jeff Garcia skanky girlfriend revelation.

str8outavannuys 06-01-2005 03:59 PM
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Insert tasteless Sheldon Kennedy joke here.

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 04:00 PM
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Can't someone come up with a good "slash" joke in this context?

Speaking of good jokes, the SF 49ers Training Video is objectively funny, for an in-house corporate no-budget project. With the nudity blurred, I'd have to say my favorite bit is the Chinese newspaper translation. I reserve the right to change my mind when I get an un-blurred copy.
I thought it was unintentionally cheesy. But I did learn how to be a San Francisco 49er navigating the various pitfalls of jail, the media, and diversity, so I guess it worked.

Someone walked into my office in the middle of the fourth segment. I had to quickly explain that I was reviewing the tape to send down to our diversity people as an example of what not to do.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 04:00 PM
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Lorenzo Lamas is straight. And a total horndog. He has replaced her with some other woman who looks just like her and he was doing catcalls at her at a charity dinner that he emceed recently* (she was one of the fashion show models - I doubt she would have gotten the gig were it not for her emcee friend). Anyhoo... He was on this show called Are You Hot and he would come out with cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like. It was really a shout-out to my reality tv peeps. Sorry for the confusion.



*hi, str8!
I am fondly remembering his South of the Border Combo Plate. And his golden retriever outfits. And when he told women that they were not hot bc their thighs did not touch at all.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 04:01 PM
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Just to close the circle, my non bf is a former lacrosse player. He has never struck me as gay or asexual notwithstanding my comment after the Jeff Garcia skanky girlfriend revelation.
Just to open the circle again, I lost my virginity to a lacrosse player.

(And no, he didn't come out of the closet afterward. Not true for my high school friends who lost their virginities to theater guys.)

mmm3587 06-01-2005 04:01 PM
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...cheeseball lines like "There's a burrito in my pants that says you are indeed hot" and the like....
Racist fuck. What, latinos don't deserve love, too? It's got to be an "italian sausage" or a "kilebasa" to get your nipples all casesensitive?

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 04:03 PM
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Racist fuck. What, latinos don't deserve love, too? It's got to be an "italian sausage" or a "kilebasa" to get your nipples all casesensitive?
Chorizo.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 04:04 PM
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Racist fuck. What, latinos don't deserve love, too? It's got to be an "italian sausage" or a "kilebasa" to get your nipples all casesensitive?
You know, profane and vulgar really does not work for you. You just aren't good at it.

And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 04:04 PM
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Thank you for that. That was the most misunderstood tv show ever.

What happened on the Britney show last night? Any good reality prgoramming this summer? I missed the Desperate Housewivse phemon and tivo says it isnt in reruns. sniff.
I am on Tivo hiatus for the summer. Except for World Poker Tour. If I watch tv in the next couple of months, it is most likely that I will be watching some random History Channel, Travel Channel or Biography Channel show that catches my eye. In September I will welcome the Tivo back into my life. It will be a touching reunion.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 04:06 PM
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You know, profane and vulgar really does not work for you. You just aren't good at it.

And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.
What does work for mmmmmnmmmmmm?

longwinded and whiney? no
faux-macho modelizer blustery? no
profane and vulgar? no

food for thought.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-01-2005 04:10 PM
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And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.
/golfclap

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 04:10 PM
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What does work for mmmmmnmmmmmm?

longwinded and whiney? no
faux-macho modelizer blustery? no
profane and vulgar? no

food for thought.
I enjoy his requests for romantic advice.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 04:12 PM
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And I know its summer when the crowds bust out the beachchairs in my vagina.
I've read this four times. Still lost.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 04:13 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What does work for mmmmmnmmmmmm?

longwinded and whiney? no
faux-macho modelizer blustery? no
profane and vulgar? no

food for thought.
I sort of thought his vulgar/profane post to me was from GGG. Random black and white avatar and all. Oops.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-01-2005 04:14 PM
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/golfclap
An insidious disease. Hardly a joking matter.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 04:15 PM
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From the Sports Guy, talking about the O.C. and TV parents:

"By the way, just once I want to watch a show where somebody has a parent who drinks too much, only it doesn't affect the people around them and actually makes them more fun to be around. I know people like this. You know people like this. Why aren't they on TV?"

ltl/fb 06-01-2005 04:18 PM
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Football player. Former quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and played for the Cleveland Browns last year. Think he may be somewhere else this coming season, as he did not play well in the Paris of Ohio.

http://www.informationleafblower.com...rcia-thumb.jpg
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.

bold_n_brazen 06-01-2005 04:21 PM
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.
I'd also like to add that only Hawaaian guys should ever make that hang loose guesture with their hands. Everyone else looks absolutely ridiculous doing it.


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