Question for GWNC
 

Wasted effort at sucking up to me. You are going to have to go at least a week without being a total asshole troll you-know-where for sucking up to have any effect. I need to forget about your assholosity and trollishness.

This could be you
 

How did she drag that dish out to fill half an hour? What's next, making tea (with lemon)?

This could be you
 

I actually think it's the camera angle on her show. You are more than welcome to invite her into the foursome and fight her nipples with yours. With honey.

Question for GWNC
 

did you pay up on that bet? If you want to get all semantic on them, I was a Mr. man sock. The french version.

Question for GWNC
 

You are better than this Hank, notwithstanding the 200000th post thing.

Giada
 

I like Giada, but she, like Penelope Cruz, has an angles thing going on.

Link to three angles of Penelope.

Giada is totally out of Nigella's league, though.

This could be you
 

It was only one part of the meal, so I was transfixed by that part of the program for about five minutes. I lingered over the fantasy in which she covered Coltrane's naked body with melon balls wrapped in prosciutto and she, dtb, gwnc, and I took turns eating them off him for another 25.

This could be you
 

oh oh oh!!! I saw that episode too. Everyday Italian or something like that. She is definitely cute.

This could be you
 

She makes a whole entire dinner, silly. That was just one part.

If she had done it for a whole hour, rp would be a big puddle on her couch. Or, would have been. But the couch wouldn't have been stained, apparently, so that's a plus.

This could be you
 

I'm sorry -- I can't choose a TV girlfriend; however, if movie stars are eligible, we all know who she is:

http://www.digitalhit.com/fest/tiff/.../d3-i-0089.jpg

This could be you
 

How'd she keep them from rolling off? Toothpicks?

Question for GWNC
 

I didn't get the uber-masculine moniker either when he came up with it. And I don't think he has anything to compensate for (other than, perhaps, too good of a credit rating for my tastes), but he said that his usual moniker on the other boards he posts to (music gear boards, he tells me, though I've never visited) is "Mr [real first name]" and the Mr Man thing was because people are such anonymity freaks here.

I think I just violated my internet dating rule number 3. sorry, balt. If you want, I'll send him an e-mail and require him to come here and explain for himself.

Damn Damn Damn
 

that's the movie with One Tin Soldier and all the karate fighting, right?

Question for GWNC
 

I disagree. Meeting on the internet is irrelevant.

When you have an internet boyfriend, he is your boyfriend only on the internet. Kind of like how Hank is 6'11" on the internet.

Once your internet boyfriend and you meet in real life and become actual boyfriend and girlfriend, he becomes your real life boyfriend. Now, he may still be your internet boyfriend, if there's a community of people who still think of you that way.

So, by way of example, balt is RT's real-life boyfriend. He is not, nor was he ever, her internet boyfriend, because none of us knew he was her boyfriend until he really was.

On the other hand, let's assume for a moment that dtb and Shifter have never really met. But they are boyfriend and girlfriend on the internet only. He is her internet boyfriend. Should they ever take their relationship into the real world, he could, ostensibly, become her real boyfriend.

Nonetheless, the use of the term "boyfriend" by women my age is absolutely ridiculous.

Giada
 

I can see this. Like I said, she's very sexy, but doesn't do it for me because she's too earthy and maternal to be same-sex sexy.

Maybe Woman doesn't want to be mothered in bed?