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greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 04:22 PM
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.
Does anyone have a suitable for work picture of the skanky gf? I don't know her name, so can't look her up. NFH?

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 04:22 PM
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I feel gwink's pain. I now officially do not want to know who the people I have sex with have had sex with in the past, and so on and so on, just to avoid any potential pain like that. Yuck.
Please stop posting this fugly guy's pic. He looks like Vitas Gerulaitus without the Sammy Hagaresque hair.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 04:28 PM
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From the Sports Guy, talking about the O.C. and TV parents:

"By the way, just once I want to watch a show where somebody has a parent who drinks too much, only it doesn't affect the people around them and actually makes them more fun to be around. I know people like this. You know people like this. Why aren't they on TV?"
Those people are smart enough not to have kids. That way they are allowed to continue their carefree, drink a lot and have fun lifestyle. Once you have kids, you become the scary drunk guy who is ignoring his family and endangering his kids. Word to the wise.

mmm3587 06-01-2005 04:29 PM
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I enjoy his requests for romantic advice.
Darling, how do I get all off your sand off my dick? Is that romantic enough for you?

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 04:30 PM
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Does anyone have a suitable for work picture of the skanky gf? I don't know her name, so can't look her up. NFH?
Just a start. She's heavily airbrushed in all of them.
http://dolphinblog.com/Carmella_Decesare_01_1024.jpg

http://www.new-video.de/da/50820.m.jpg

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/mike.werner/...20Decesare.jpg

Sorry, the rest are open snatch shots - full frontal beaver.

mmm3587 06-01-2005 04:31 PM
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Chorizo.
You had me at chorizo.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 06-01-2005 04:34 PM
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Those people are smart enough not to have kids. That way they are allowed to continue their carefree, drink a lot and have fun lifestyle. Once you have kids, you become the scary drunk guy who is ignoring his family and endangering his kids. Word to the wise.
Hey now. Let's not get all personal and shit.

pony_trekker 06-01-2005 04:37 PM
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Just to open the circle again, I lost my virginity to a lacrosse player.

(And no, he didn't come out of the closet afterward. Not true for my high school friends who lost their virginities to theater guys.)
OK. Pony jr. plays hockey, baseball and wants to try lacrosse. Obviously, baseball, being the gayest of the three, has to go.

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 04:42 PM
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Is also a little nutz.

According to testimony, Garcia dated Kristen Hine, 32, four or five times but later dropped her for DeCesare, 22.

The Playmate of the Year testified Wednesday that Garcia cheated on her with Hine. Nasty phone calls and threatening voice mails followed and culminated in a confrontation Aug. 21 at the Tramp nightclub.

Name-calling ensued, and a friend of Hine’s dumped a drink on DeCesare. Each woman had to be restrained. Hine accused DeCesare of grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head.

DeCesare told the judge that she was dancing on a table when one of Hine’s friends started “coming at me full-force, swinging like a guy.”

She said she kicked the woman in self-defense but denied kicking Hine.

Garcia testified that DeCesare was defending herself. “It’s embarrassing that I am here today, to be caught up in a situation like this,” he said.

See gwink, I'm here for you. Now y'all have stuff to talk about on your next date.

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImages...apr_garcia.jpg

Shape Shifter 06-01-2005 04:44 PM
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OK. Pony jr. plays hockey, baseball and wants to try lacrosse. Obviously, baseball, being the gayest of the three, has to go.
I'd be careful about hockey. Once the kid learns to skate, you could have a Scott Hamilton in your future.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 04:46 PM
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Darling, how do I get all off your sand off my dick? Is that romantic enough for you?
I'm sorry. Did we fuck?

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 04:52 PM
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Is also a little nutz.

According to testimony, Garcia dated Kristen Hine, 32, four or five times but later dropped her for DeCesare, 22.

The Playmate of the Year testified Wednesday that Garcia cheated on her with Hine. Nasty phone calls and threatening voice mails followed and culminated in a confrontation Aug. 21 at the Tramp nightclub.

Name-calling ensued, and a friend of Hine’s dumped a drink on DeCesare. Each woman had to be restrained. Hine accused DeCesare of grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head.

DeCesare told the judge that she was dancing on a table when one of Hine’s friends started “coming at me full-force, swinging like a guy.”

She said she kicked the woman in self-defense but denied kicking Hine.

Garcia testified that DeCesare was defending herself. “It’s embarrassing that I am here today, to be caught up in a situation like this,” he said.

See gwink, I'm here for you. Now y'all have stuff to talk about on your next date.

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImages...apr_garcia.jpg
Which "girlfriend" did your non-bf fuck, gwnc? If it happened years ago and the chick is 22 now, was this some sort of statutory rape thing?

Doesn't it go without saying that any hot chick who dates Garcia is a bit nutz?

I love that the altercation occurred at The Tramp.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 04:52 PM
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OK. Pony jr. plays hockey, baseball and wants to try lacrosse. Obviously, baseball, being the gayest of the three, has to go.
I have praises to sing for baseball players, too. Most debinitely not gay, and one of them most debinitely virile.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 04:56 PM
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Which "girlfriend" did your non-bf fuck, gwnc? If it happened years ago and the chick is 22 now, was this some sort of statutory rape thing?

Doesn't it go without saying that any hot chick who dates Garcia is a bit nutz?

I love that the altercation occurred at The Tramp.
I don't know - I didn't ask. I will try to slip the question into the conversation and report back.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 04:57 PM
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I have praises to sing for baseball players, too. Most debinitely not gay, and one of them most debinitely virile.
Baseball player= tightywhities. Ick.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 04:57 PM
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Those people are smart enough not to have kids. That way they are allowed to continue their carefree, drink a lot and have fun lifestyle. Once you have kids, you become the scary drunk guy who is ignoring his family and endangering his kids. Word to the wise.
Sucks for RP.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 04:59 PM
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Baseball player= tightywhities. Ick.
Another one for the sweeping generalization file.

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 05:00 PM
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Another one for the sweeping generalization file.
Isn't that what we do?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 05:00 PM
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Baseball player= tightywhities. Ick.
Sliding pants. They look just like boxer briefs but are padded to reduce strawberries from sliding.


Actually, do baseball players still wear these? I used to wear mine under my soccer shorts. And then we'd all gay it up in the locker room, since soccer players are generally gay.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:00 PM
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Sucks for RP.
I know. Where was this little public service announcement back in January?

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:03 PM
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Isn't that what we do?
We have many files. In addition to sweeping generalizations, we have, among others, "sexual preferences" and "facts inevitably associated with individual posters regardless of whether those facts are mostly correct ".

ltl/fb 06-01-2005 05:03 PM
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then we'd all gay it up in the locker room
What did this entail?

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:04 PM
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What did this entail?
Interesting choice of word.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 05:04 PM
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I know. Where was this little public service announcement back in January?
It's okay. You just become the kind of zany, maybe not totally there, lush who hits on your daughter's boyfriends while she's upstairs getting ready. The double standard works in your favor here!

And really, would you have listened to me anyway?

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 05:05 PM
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We have many files. In addition to sweeping generalizations, we have, among others, "sexual preferences" and "facts inevitably associated with individual posters regardless of whether those facts are mostly correct ".
MR isnt into rimming?

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 05:06 PM
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What did this entail?
I can only guess, but I'll go with singing Life is a Cabaret?

Replaced_Texan 06-01-2005 05:06 PM
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What did this entail?
I suspect it's similar to sorority pillowfights.

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:06 PM
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It's okay. You just become the kind of zany, maybe not totally there, lush who hits on your daughter's boyfriends while she's upstairs getting ready. The double standard works in your favor here!

And really, would you have listened to me anyway?
Not at that moment.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 05:07 PM
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We have many files. In addition to sweeping generalizations, we have, among others, "sexual preferences" and "facts inevitably associated with individual posters regardless of whether those facts are mostly correct ".
I am loving that the Canadian/UK method of quote punctuation is catching on so much in this board. Score!!

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:08 PM
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MR isnt into rimming?
The answer only makes a difference for filing but not posting purposes. If yes, it goes in two files.

paigowprincess 06-01-2005 05:14 PM
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The answer only makes a difference for filing but not posting purposes. If yes, it goes in two files.
I read this four times and I am still lost.

taxwonk 06-01-2005 05:19 PM
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I can only guess, but I'll go with singing Life is a Cabaret?
Well, back when I was a goalie, I would have invited you to come hear the music play.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-01-2005 05:24 PM
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I suspect it's similar to sorority pillowfights.
We would line up bottles and see how many we could knock down with our cranks. It's just like when Daniel LaRusso attempts to break numerous pieces of ice in "Karate Kid Part II". Miyagi backs Daniel in a bar bet that he can karate chop through six slabs of ice. Daniel, ever the underdog, doesn't believe he can do it. But Miyagi has faith in his pupil. Like "the crane" technique in the first film, "the drum" is a move that Miyagi teaches Daniel from the hand-held noisemaker popular in Japan. It's just like that scene, except we used our dicks instead of our hand. And bottles instead of ice. We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".

NotFromHere 06-01-2005 05:27 PM
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And then we'd all gay it up in the locker room, since soccer players are generally gay.
Tell me about it. And softball players. And women on crew. Hm.

notcasesensitive 06-01-2005 05:28 PM
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We would line up bottles and see how many we could knock down with our cranks. It's just like when Daniel LaRusso attempts to break numerous pieces of ice in "Karate Kid Part II". Miyagi backs Daniel in a bar bet that he can karate chop through six slabs of ice. Daniel, ever the underdog, doesn't believe he can do it. But Miyagi has faith in his pupil. Like "the crane" technique in the first film, "the drum" is a move that Miyagi teaches Daniel from the hand-held noisemaker popular in Japan. It's just like that scene, except we used our dicks instead of our hand. And bottles instead of ice. We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".
That is so gay. Calling them "cranks".





(hi, gwinky!)

robustpuppy 06-01-2005 05:28 PM
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Tell me about it. And softball players. And women on crew. Hm.
What about lady race car drivers?

I love the demure Jackie O look she's got going on with her hair in that picture.

Hank Chinaski 06-01-2005 05:30 PM
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We would line up bottles and see how many we could knock down with our cranks. It's just like when Daniel LaRusso attempts to break numerous pieces of ice in "Karate Kid Part II". Miyagi backs Daniel in a bar bet that he can karate chop through six slabs of ice. Daniel, ever the underdog, doesn't believe he can do it. But Miyagi has faith in his pupil. Like "the crane" technique in the first film, "the drum" is a move that Miyagi teaches Daniel from the hand-held noisemaker popular in Japan. It's just like that scene, except we used our dicks instead of our hand. And bottles instead of ice. We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".
Have you seen "Mean Machine"? It's a British remake of "The Longest Yard". The story is exactly the same except the Prisoners/Guards compete at Soccer not Footoball. Of course in "Mean Machine" the trannie prisoners didn't have to just be cheerleaders, several of them made the team.

ltl/fb 06-01-2005 05:34 PM
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Have you seen "Mean Machine"? It's a British remake of "The Longest Yard". The story is exactly the same except the Prisoners/Guards compete at Soccer not Footoball. Of course in "Mean Machine" the trannie prisoners didn't have to just be cheerleaders, several of them made the team.
Mmmmmm, cashews.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-01-2005 05:36 PM
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We even played Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love".
Damn you.

Hank Chinaski 06-01-2005 05:37 PM
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Mmmmmm, cashews.
If it were healthly I'd like to live solely on cashews, macadamia nuts, grapes and scallops. oh, and bacon. It wouldn't be healthly though.


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