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LessinSF 07-15-2005 04:54 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
What happened to the traditional Friday hate-fests that used to ease misanthropic GAs everywhere into their weekends on a sour note of bitter recrimination? The trouble with people today is a lack of respect for tradition.
Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want
to hear.
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you
Cause I hate you

I heard you're sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY

Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

Anything That Moves 07-15-2005 04:54 PM

We'll always have San Francisco
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was reading today that there used to be a magazine that catered to the bisexual community called "Anything that Moves." Unfortunately it folded in 2004.
Holy cow.

Well, my ltl crumpet, I guess I *am* up for the MMF after all. Who knew?

Alex_de_Large 07-15-2005 04:55 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
What happened to the traditional Friday hate-fests that used to ease misanthropic GAs everywhere into their weekends on a sour note of bitter recrimination? The trouble with people today is a lack of respect for tradition.
http://www.kingkamali.com/gallery/ar...old%20expo.jpg

Not Bob 07-15-2005 05:05 PM

Unhappy camper
 
I hate Friday deadlines. I need to go next door to the Dew Drop Inn for a cocktail. Or three. Maybe I can talk Wanda into singing the Kiki Dee part of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with me on karaoke after this brief gets served.

futbol fan 07-15-2005 05:05 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
http://www.kingkamali.com/gallery/ar...old%20expo.jpg
Is this the guy who leaves notes on Sebby's windshield?

futbol fan 07-15-2005 05:09 PM

Unhappy camper
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
I hate Friday deadlines. I need to go next door to the Dew Drop Inn for a cocktail. Or three. Maybe I can talk Wanda into singing the Kiki Dee part of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with me on karaoke after this brief gets served.
Why Wanda? Did no no nanette escape your ragged claws?

Replaced_Texan 07-15-2005 05:10 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
http://www.kingkamali.com/gallery/ar...old%20expo.jpg
This is very disturbing.

nononono 07-15-2005 05:11 PM

Unhappy camper
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
I hate Friday deadlines. I need to go next door to the Dew Drop Inn for a cocktail. Or three. Maybe I can talk Wanda into singing the Kiki Dee part of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" with me on karaoke after this brief gets served.
Hmmm, I will do many regrettable things after a cocktail or three, but I'm not sure karaoke is one of them.

LessinSF 07-15-2005 05:12 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Is this the guy who leaves notes on Sebby's windshield?
Either that, or Vinnie from down da bar.

By the way, have I mentioned how wonderful it is to be Penske free?

futbol fan 07-15-2005 05:14 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
[love letter]
I was talking with Maria from Arequipa and she says you were hung like a cuy -- that's why she wouldn't blow you.

Not Bob 07-15-2005 05:17 PM

Unhappy camper
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nononono
Hmmm, I will do many regrettable things after a cocktail or three, but I'm not sure karaoke is one of them.
Fortunately for me, Wanda (proprietress of the locally-famous "Help Me, Wanda Beauty Shoppe, LLC" right here in the PW shopping center) lacks your standards.

FYI, she also does a mean "Son of a Preacher Man."

Not Bob 07-15-2005 05:18 PM

Unhappy camper
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Why Wanda? Did no no nanette escape your ragged claws?
Jealousy does not become you.

Replaced_Texan 07-15-2005 05:19 PM

Extreme, we're talking really extreme, geekiness alert
 
Phillip K. Dick on a panel at Comicon

I totally forgot that Comicon was going on right now. Wow.

ETA: and Scanner Darkly sounds awesome.


futbol fan 07-15-2005 05:21 PM

Unhappy camper van beethoven
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jealousy does not become you.
I should never have doubted your powers of animal magnetism.

LessinSF 07-15-2005 05:22 PM

Sickness unto bored death
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
I was talking with Maria from Arequipa and she says you were hung like a cuy -- that's why she wouldn't blow you.
Which raises the question how you would know how big a guinea pig's dick is -
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rjo0035l.jpg


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