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Flinty_McFlint 08-17-2005 06:04 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mine stayed enlarged for over 4 hours.
Painful erections are funny.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 06:07 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have impressive geography.
Yes, you have a fine map.

Cue Hank's "come on a plane" bit.

ltl/fb 08-17-2005 06:09 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Painful erections are funny.
It didn't seem that painful, though he did beg me to let him come. Begged me several times. While writhing.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 06:19 PM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
It didn't seem that painful, though he did beg me to let him come. Begged me several times. While writhing.
Fucking altoids.

Tyrone Slothrop 08-17-2005 07:08 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I liked Anchorman the first and second times I watched it. For some reason, people got together and decided to hate it. Probably a quirk of timing (too many Ferrell vehicles in release at the time). Or maybe people were accustomed to sheer brilliance from that crew of stars (Old School). I don’t know.... but I liked Anchorman.
I expected it to be great because of the Sports Guy's recommendation. It was not without some good bits. Maybe if I'd been expecting something lousy, I would have been pleasantly surprised.

Quote:
Gravity's Rainbow is one of the very few books that I put down before getting 50 pages into it. That list only contains about 5 books, with The Brothers Karamazov at the top.
OK, now this is getting unnecessarily personal. Step off.

Flinty_McFlint 08-17-2005 07:10 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I expected it to be great because of the Sports Guy's recommendation. It was not without some good bits. Maybe if I'd been expecting something lousy, I would have been pleasantly surprised.
That's why I tell all my girlfriends that I'm impotent and smell bad. Underpromise and overacheive, baby.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 07:19 PM
Important Announcement
 
I wish to congratulate board regular Paigow Princess for hitting the 6000 mark. She expressed that she is proud that she used #6000 in a benevolent and kind way.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-17-2005 07:23 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The food-enhancing-sex bit worked in 9 1/2 Weeks.

And nowhere else.
It did for Costanza.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 08-17-2005 07:25 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That said, I'm always up for something new. Anyone have any suggestions for what I should cook for balt next time he's in town?
Yez. His bunny rabbit.

TM

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 09:26 PM
Who is this?
 
Some guy needs a kidney: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

I've never heard of this guy and I read all of the trashy magazines and watch E! regularly. I have the creepy feeling he is using this whole "diseased kidney" thing to try to garner name recognition. "Red carpet regular"? Please.

Is that harsh?

pony_trekker 08-17-2005 09:29 PM
This could be you
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Then Google "The Knot" and the word "dog."

Made for some great double entendres.
Oh my fucking god. First get naked, then finger the dog using KY. Quick, who can I sign up for this email letter?

Tyrone Slothrop 08-17-2005 11:19 PM
Fucking Hilarious Movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
Last night: 2003 Joel Gott cabernet sauvignon -- quite nice, and only $15.

Tonight: 2003 Three Thieves zinfandel -- $9.95 cheap for a 1 liter jug.

Wine geeks will note that Joel Gott is one of the three thieves.

http://www.threethieves.com/images/photo-henchmen.jpg

ltl/fb 08-18-2005 01:16 AM
Who is this?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Some guy needs a kidney: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

I've never heard of this guy and I read all of the trashy magazines and watch E! regularly. I have the creepy feeling he is using this whole "diseased kidney" thing to try to garner name recognition. "Red carpet regular"? Please.

Is that harsh?
It was uncharacteristically mild. You changed "red carpet mainstay" to "red carpet regular." Or they changed the article.

ETA he looks like he might be in Kajagoogoo.

http://www.onlineathens.com/images/011704/cojocaru.jpg

str8outavannuys 08-18-2005 02:04 AM
From Apprentice to Bond Company Stooge
 
I heard today that Jennifer, runner up on last season's Apprentice (3?), was hired at Santa Monica entertainment law boutique Barnes Morris Klein York etc. etc. and etc. Has anybody else heard that? If so, I wonder if she'll be exempt from the standard shitty treatment they usually give their new lawyers (paralegal or equivalent title, <$50,000/year). I gots to know.

str8outavannuys 08-18-2005 02:09 AM
Question for GWNC
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's just in New Brunswick.*


*joke that only str8 will get. Yay!
C'est great to etre officially constitutionally bilingue, especially when on est down a Moncton.

By the way, the Canadian constitution is really fucking retarded.

Excuse me, Charter of Rights and Freedoms.


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